Coffees ready. Scones in the oven.

Cleaning up my mess

So happy to be your Player 2! @princejonjon.bsky.social Ready up

Early morning energy build. Left/Right by ROYA

Cis women on Sniffies....this is not your spot babes. Seeing your advertised "natural pussy" kinda ruins the apps vibe for me. If we get inundated with women due to the dl population and Sniffies get shut down..... Not everything is for everyone.

I honestly don't know what's going on. I have been stood up every fucking time I have scheduled a hookup. Seriously, it's just sex, show the fuck up or have the decency to text that you changed your mind! Anyways, here's my dick, not getting sucked or ridden today!

Biiiiiig stretch

"It is the unknown that defines our existence." -Unknown

Coffee break

Feral. I really need to learn how to fuck myself.....

Post pool party passed out.

This sums up my video game personality. From my first love of The Lion King (my little boy crush on Adult Simba)to my most recent love for South of Midnight.

If your dick pic is pixelated, you are hard sitting on the toilet, or looks ashy...what are you doing? If you use it as your opener, wouldn't first impression matter? And then I offer to help you take a better one and you take offense!?!?

Morning wood is escaping once again. @eddyunderwear.bsky.social not at fault.

Post shower found footage. #MCM

Hurry home, I'm starving.

Making us coffee. Thanks for last night.

Just like his Dad. As soon as a picture is about to be taken, he turns his ass towards the camera! 😂🐶🐾

Watering my babies. Anyone want to plant some seed? 🌱🪴🌿

When Daddy asks what's for lunch.

Oh I have my favorite!

Had to put on clothes for the pool. Thank goodness for @awrymenswear.bsky.social

Fitted sheets are always giving me problems

When allergies ruin your hammock on the patio plans....

(insert witty caption that promotes horny interaction here)

So I have officially thrown off my cardio today. Been edging my cock while working and I just made my half way mark to my daily steps. Pixel watch thinks I'm working out but the only thing working out is my dick. 🤫💪🏻🫪

Fell asleep playing Pokopia. How would you wake me up? Jockstrap: @eddyunderwear.bsky.social

Nothing comes between me and my new @eddyunderwear.bsky.social. So happy there is a $5 a pair sale! I snagged a few pairs for myself. Grab yours while the sale lasts.

Shhhhh don't let @princejonjon.bsky.social know I take photos of him while he sleeps in.

@harneyhart.bsky.social is giving full scammer catfish. Add to block list.

Finished my morning jog. The Forbidden Fruits soundtrack is great for cardio. I wanna be the gay best friend named Peach. 🍎 🍒 🌰 🎃 & 🍑

Friday vibes at 40. Pokopia with a slight chance of Mario Kart World. Wanna be Switch friends?

Good morning. Help me start my day right?

Watching Inside the Manosphere is a trip. I may not have the "wealth" that these guys have, but I do have peace of mind in who I am. It has to be so stressful to have to grift and play a part like that every day.

Coffee but ran out of creamer.....

Isn't this how everyone plays Pokopia? Wanna be my Player 2?

Who was your first porn crush? Mine was Zeb Atlas. He was my first wet dream, my first porn magazine, my first porn download. And I have heard he is an actual nice guy. Hope to meet him someday.

Looking for a late night snack... #mcm

The worst part about baking is washing the dishes....and waiting for the cakes to cool. @cheesecakeboys.bsky.social I hope you have a beautiful birthday babe! 🥳🧁🍰🎂🎈🧡

The only ones allowed in the sick room are the Pigs. They aren't the best at bedside manners since as you can see, I have been relegated to the wall.

So glad that new album dropped on the day I am too sick to get out of bed. youtu.be/wBWAYWwS_jY?...

I think I have a decent dick, right? 😜

The lighting was just too good

Ready to suck today's 🐓

Did some living room yoga...help me stretch next time?

#MCM getting my morning started correct. Will you give me a spank?

I'm interested in if the A Ball will be adopted by the community. I would for sure be willing to try it. youtu.be/4BS5eZp8SuE?...

On the drive home from the gym.

Saturday morning 🧽🧼🫧

This is how I want to wake you up every #FCF