stoned at the olive garden

constantly surprised at the sheer idiocy of most people

it’s that time of year where i get home from work and just sit and dissociate for 2 hours before i feel like normal

day starting off horribly

how do i get a sugar daddy

h o r n y

is this a good passport photo y/n

need more things made for two people like i do not want to buy eight buns 😔

woke up with a tummy ache 😵‍💫

i regret getting out of bed 😔

fuck this joke of a supreme court, a bunch of bought, soulless, despicable assholes

bars (particularly queer bars) using ai images to promote is so ick

:(

as much as i loved legends za, when did pokemon get so scared of having an antagonist? bring back team rocket tbh

asking faculty that i haven’t spoken to in years for rec letters feels so awkward

hot! girls! vote! 😤

yall mind if a twink crashes out rq

kinda need a big strong man to bend me over and **** my ***** **** **** rn

just need to complain: i hate being good at your job but having that undermined by folks you supervise consistently creating problems that you need to fix 🙃

put on clothes pls clap

heather clocks in on these cast trips omg

1) more of the world is bilingual than monolingual and has been for quite some time 2) bilingual folks have increased skills in task management and conflict resolution, skills clearly lacking from this administration 3) open a book and learn a language you racist, xenophobic prick

having to go into the office only for my office to be 50 degrees… send help and a space heater

what if i got a tramp stamp

imagine following a trumpie in 2025 🤢

thought of getting another degree and changing my career vs the thought of going back to school 🫠

on tuesdays we wear towels

wfh has ruined my tolerance for underwear

it is such a monday today

hate when making plans becomes so difficult that it takes away from the fun of doing something so you just cancel

these vanity projects are all to distract from more than 170 illegally detained american citizens by ice, the increased violence and disregard for basic human rights by ice, and that republicans are actively stripping healthcare away from millions of americans. buildings don’t matter like lives do

daylight savings in a week and a half 🥴 yall got 6 business days to see me before i hibernate for the next 6 months

If only he were this outraged when dozens of our school children are slaughtered in their classrooms…

the $230 million trump wants for “compensation” is tax payer dollars. those private jets homeland security just got? tax payer dollars. extrajudicial killings of “drug traffickers” with 0 evidence is funded by tax payer dollars. we should be in the streets every damn day

just tried to trade an onyx for a steelix, person didn’t put the item on and then stole my steelix while leaving me w their onyx. then i tried to evolve a slowking and same thing

hump day reminds me that i’m actually very vers

deductive reasoning exercise: if the trump administration is against anti-fascists, what does that make them? (hint: fascists)

the first thing anyone should know about me is that i’m extremely awkward but at least i’m cute

need to go on a fall hike soon

i love summer but i’m happy for jacket season finally

i’ve had 2 days this past month where i wake up w terrible is this getting older

living in co really means spending all your money on concerts… anyhoo john summit tonight 🤩

first shiny being an alpha bellsprout omggggggggggg

so homophobic i have to be in the office when i’m clearly meant to be exploring Lumiose City with my partner totodile

scrubs but make them cute ig?

lorde today🤩🤩

pumpkin patch day!!!!!!!!!!!!

fcf always reminds me that i’m such a bottom lmao

people actually pay for grindr??

just took the prettiest 🕳️ pic 🤭