package got delivered to my old address which i haven’t lived at in like a year im so annoyed

body dysmorphia is kicking my ASS lately

i’m so far behind on my reading goal this year

love shopping but HATE spending money

i thought we all agreed to stop giving queer baiters attention

happy earth day 🌏

camping / hotsprings trip booked🙂‍↕️

woke up w a tummy ache :(

two things that will challenge every relationship: what temp to run the ac at night and building ikea furniture

i’m sorry but toxepex/sustain teams of any kind are SO boring and not even good in 70% of scenarios just annoying to deal w

posting slutty pics to distract from the horrors

marriage is a constant bounce between “we need to get fit” to “wanna get a sweet treat”

DWERK COMPETITION AT MY HOUSE DM FOR SECURE LOCATION

we got new mirror lights :)

having that one friend where things are platonic but there’s mad sexual energy >

applying for jobs is so embarrassing like i promise i have skills

sometimes my work is so unserious why did my whole team just swarm to my office because i said there was a couple breaking up outside my window

ONE YEAR NO NICOTINE / VAPING

been feeling v body conscious lately 🫠

dreamt i was taking bloomfs c*ck while my husband watched 🥴

new mattress and bed frame ordered, putting all my lights on a home system, and were having my grandmas bbqs for dinner tonight, its a good day🙂‍↕️

to go from almost getting fired yesterday for not showing up to then asking me if you can take today off bc you want to…. the audacity is kinda admirable

been waaaaaaay too long since i’ve been naked in hot springs (6 months)

hi hey hello

what a flop i can’t even bring my pokemon to champions and my home is locked up HORRIBLE release

i could listen to this rhori girls talk all day omg

he’s the reason for the teardrops on my smooth hole 🙂‍↔️

same pose, same boy, same kitchen, different quarter zip

taking the train to easter dinner so i can get wine drunk 🙂‍↕️

as hard as i try i simply cannot break the chokehold athleisure has on me 😔

HOW are tickets for pride events already happening helppppp

i swear my straight friends look for reasons to be mad at each other

few things are more enjoyable than tasteful root pics

i don’t like april fools day bc im very gullible :(

loving that everyone is concerned for ciara and no one cares about kyle rn

left or right?

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

jackfromtheback acting normal vs the real jackfromtheback

despite this administration wanting you to believe otherwise, therapists and counselors are healthcare professionals and should be held to standards of practice that don’t include child abuse

so hey, if you wanna “well actually” me today, maybe fuck off instead.

starting humpday early to feel something

first amendment being used to defend subjecting kids to religious abuse yup yup what’s new

sometimes i’m forced to remember that i am, unfortunately, a man, marked by my extreme hatred of feeling feelings

mental health day

trash valet sounds nice in theory but my building just smells

the emma going “stop turning cloak and heal” when i out healed how much damage they blocked… you can’t heal stupid!

love getting to be in charge of office parties and then getting all the praise for doing the bare minimum for an event

man i’m not even excited for pokemon champions anymore, paywall for mega stones, no ivs, limited pokemon pool this is ridiculous

kinda need to be **** **** and ****** by multiple ***** until i’m ******* *** but that’s just me

been thinking about trains 🤔