I would not 😤

Once again proud to report that I’ve got the hottest mutuals

Dicks out for the tariffs being struck down

Happy free commerce friday

Tbt when I was the most evil twink in all of Britain

Just when the world needed him least, Luke reappeared

Okay, you guys laughed at this one, so happy #fcf

One of life’s little joys is helping your friends decide which nude to post

The family resemblance is so cute

If you want to see my penis, you have to also laugh at my jokes. That’s how this account works

Jacob Rees Framemogged

Wow, they let interns run the Chiltern Hundreds?

The fact that this isn’t the name of a bathhouse will never not disappoint me

Truly nothing more embarrassing than being a grown-ass man who has a crush

Anyone know a gym in NYC that’s got these?

Monobob? They’re just fucking with us at this point

🚨🚨Breaking Connor-Hudson News

Goodbye, seasonal depression Hello, seasonal allergies

Watching everyone pay the Pit Tax, and realising that April 15th will go crazy on here

I need a trip to literally anywhere. Which out-of-town oomfs wanna hang?

I love lent because I love giving up

I’m giving up email for lent

The Christian urge to start another war on Ash Wednesday

I am in possession of a combination Ramadan-Lunar New Year-Mardi Gras emojipasta 👀

Amedeo Bagnis Italian Skeleton Racer Olympics 2026

Hi, what if we kissed?

Twitter: we made an AI that’s soooo racist Facebook: hold my beer, we’re bringing back Ben’s uncle

New gay holiday: Fuck Your Doppelgängoomf Tuesday! Tag the oomfs you think should hook up

As a longtime fan of taxes…

Making a British version called Cheque Hunter

My emotional wellbeing as I arrive at the office:

Selling two tickets to the Year of the Horsehung ketamine party

Fat Cock Tuesday ⚜️🎉🍆

Year of the (hung like a) horse

Do any of my favourite mutuals want to help me pick a photo?

I know I just posted hog. But please know that I’ll be doing it again shortly for Fat Cock Tuesday.

Of course Abraham Lincoln was gay. He married Cole Escola.

Bookmarking this so I can jerk off to it later

Can I say something about Boo Radley without everyone getting mad?

“Lock in?” Babe, I have ADHD. I’m locked out and the keys are inside.

Happy Presidents’ Day

Sent this to a cute boy, and wanted to share it with my internet boyfriends as well

Gay bar that just has my For You feed on the big screen

Important to note: this is Amy Klobuchar’s seat

Can’t have the Sunday Scaries while observing #sundaycumday

Quickly! Anyone have a dagger I can borrow? It’s really important

Apparently we’re celebrating Shirtlessgayguy Sunday 😋

Really classy that NBC edits out the part of big air skiing where the athletes shit themselves

He’s a 10, but specifically a Boeing 737 MAX 10