Ben
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Parody of a Prime Minister.
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Sometimes my little coauthor helps me write skeets
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about 11 hours ago
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Remember this the next time someone tells you that your vote doesnāt matter
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about 11 hours ago
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oomf mentioned in the New York Times
about 12 hours ago
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Atoning for my sins by making today
#scs
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about 21 hours ago
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Did too much politicsposting last night. Need to return to my āØusual contentāØ. Is 11am on a Monday too early to be horny on main?
about 21 hours ago
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Then do something about the eight Senators who betrayed the party
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1 day ago
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@schumer.senate.gov
you know you have failed as a parliamentary leader when you have lost Liz Truss
1 day ago
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Wikipedia is run by cowards
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1 day ago
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Nate
1 day ago
Trump is going to go on TV tomorrow and laugh about how Senate Dems caved for nothing, and he'll be right. Dems are going to take the blame for the shutdown now and they're pissing away wins for nothing. So stupid
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Say what you will about Nancy Pelosi. But she would never have done this
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1 day ago
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1 day ago
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Pronouncing āgrimaceā like āVersaceā
1 day ago
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White chicks at a party, when you get out the little baggie:
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2 days ago
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Accidentally cosplayed as your high-school bully
2 days ago
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ālooking for now?????????ā - a guy who is 38 miles away
2 days ago
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If youāre struggling with the Sunday Scaries, remember that thereās always a light at the end of the tunnel
2 days ago
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The editor who deleted this comma is manifesting something incredible
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3 days ago
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In case you need any proof I love lads who are a bit thick
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3 days ago
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So painful to see others get the job you really wanted
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3 days ago
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The oldest selfie on my phone is actually from 2019, because I am (1) very young and (2) not at all addicted to my phone
3 days ago
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My favourite Grindr tag is āthickā, because it means dumb in British English, and tbh Iām totally into that
3 days ago
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Happy
#fcf
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4 days ago
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Quote with a 10/10 album
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4 days ago
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Doggy once again disappointment in his fatherās antics
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
5 days ago
Every time I see DC Sub Guy I keep thinking they mean the Senate Twink
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Everyone talking about the DC Sub Guy, as if there are guys in DC who arenāt subs š¤
5 days ago
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Which oomfs wanna celebrate Threesome Thursday with me?
5 days ago
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Transphobia-to-race-science pipeline running strong, unfortunately
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5 days ago
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Beginning Robert Caro to live long enough to write a Nancy Pelosi biography
5 days ago
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Hevy app for lazy people, where we can flex about the naps we just took
5 days ago
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Hotel mirror thread
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5 days ago
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But the fourteen year olds specifically told me I wouldnāt have to go to work under socialism š
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Make sure to say a prayer to Kesha tonight so she keeps you safe on Katy Perry Release Day
5 days ago
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Am also workshopping names for all the great parties we can throw in newly-abandoned penthouses. Thoughts on āthrust fundā?
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6 days ago
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oomf suddenly loves government shutdowns
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6 days ago
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Workshopping names for the new city-owned supermarket. So far Iāve got āTrade Zohāsā and āMamā and Pop Shopā
6 days ago
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So bad that Dick Cheney chose going to hell over living in a world where this exists
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6 days ago
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I put the āewā in New York š
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6 days ago
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Well, well, well, surprisingly easy to find a Mayor who doesnāt suck shit
6 days ago
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hungover girls for Zohran
6 days ago
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Socialism is alive and Dick Cheney is dead
6 days ago
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Are we getting those election needles from the Times tonight? Because I did not take enough Xanax to handle those
7 days ago
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Live. Laugh. Let Andrew Cuomo move to Florida.
7 days ago
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Wait, which Czech Hunter is this from?
7 days ago
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You know what really gets me feeling sexy? Thinking about fascist Italy
7 days ago
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If Iām not in your Skircle, don't post it
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7 days ago
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New York Post absolutely scandalised at the thought of someone actually liking their spouse
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7 days ago
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8 days ago
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