Here's what's under my shorts in case you were wondering

My friend said my outfit is giving "skinny white fuckboy" 😭

Good morning, sunshines

Heading down to cruise the casino 🤙

Hookup so good I reach for the antibacterial soap in the shower

Hookup so good I jorked it after he left my room

This flight is so long I feel like when I step off the plane I'll be in Mongolia

Do you ever see a hot guy in public and think, damn I wanna sniff bro's sneakers

Omw to Vegas to be a slore

I gotta commute back to Denver next week, should I go to Vegas first and be a hoe y/n

Anyway, here's this 😘

I've had a few skeets go "viral" aka break containment, but yesterday was the first time it happened with a nude????? I literally had straight women liking and reposting my nude?????? Also a straight man commented on it shaming me lmfao 🫪

You ever walk into a public bathroom and think: yup I simply must take a nude here

this dig ol bick and I finally hit the big 3-0 today 🎈

So apparently Tomas and I are long lost twins (except I'm turning 30 tomorrow but close enough)

My c is feeling extra f today #fcf #uncut #foreskin #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday #thickdick #bwc #bush #hairy #musk

And just like that, she's gone 😭 I finally sold my old car. Almost a decade of moves (3 cities), road trips (countless hours on the Florida Turnpike), and memories (including the one time it was broken into in Miami). Time for her to be loved by someone else. Goodbye, precious C-class angel baby!

Is this something

my flash photo interrupted Cooper's dinner

the inexplicable desire to eat a mayo packet like a Gogurt™

Spent several hours naked with him tonight 😌

Your POV

Continuing this thread. Another day; another flight

Fuuuuuck yes!!!! Just picked her up, fresh from the performance shop! Who am I taking for a ride? 😎

My boss today, upon seeing my shaved head: "Finally, twink death"

Someone talk me down from ordering these for my S class

Gay powers restored etc

How do I politely tell someone who is in the midst of reposting my entire media tab to pls stop 😭

The people have spoken 😮‍💨 #mcm #uncut #hairy

Good morning should I post pole for mcm

Current view

Maybe I'm just in a sex slump rn but lately I've been enjoying long solo jo sessions significantly more than hookups

Found a guy on sniffies here in Fort Lauderdale whose JFF I am subscribed to. I messaged him like "hey man I love your content!" and he left me on read

Fuck me, my post about my boss messaging me on teams has broken containment

Should I do this again today y/n

My boss is messaging me on teams

finished my glass of port, salty ocean breeze flowing through the open window, got the first 48™ on tv. boutta sleep so goodly gn

My boss is ooo tomorrow

I forgot to show y'all — I finally got my NC license and my pic actually came out kinda hot

Sweaty & soaked in prec*m #uncut #foreskin #thirstythursday #fursday #hairydick #musk

I always feel bad when I'm hooking up with a guy and he's presenting himself all masc and str8, then when we cum, he becomes his "normal self" (usually more feminine). I wish guys felt comfortable being themselves from the start!

I FIGURED IT OUT the person looked IDENTICAL to @justleeokay.bsky.social were u at CLT airport E gates at approximately 5pm ET today???????

Update: I had to scurry to my gate. This mystery will forever remain in our hearts

You guys I am NINETY NINE percent sure bloomf is sitting at the same bar as me rn. But I cannot remember their name or username to look at their pics for confirmation!!!

Here again but this time omw to Fort Lauderdale to be a slore

why did no one tell me these have the carbonation of a thousand suns I just chugged it and I think I'm going to poo

It's that time of year for me 🤓 new glasses frames ordered

Fuck it, I'm posting the link here. Follow if you like WS, and if you don't... don't! 🤗 bsky.app/profile/hydr...

Bro what... is this supposed to be flattering or enticing to me in some capacity? ☠️