Catch me in my S-Class, baby!!!!!!!

You guys I just bought my dream car I'm freaking out

Showered ✅ In bed (mine not a hotel) ✅ Cuddling with Cooper (cat) ✅ Forensic Files on ✅ Goodnight y'all 😴

wish I could post the headless torso pic of the absolute muscle stud who just left my hotel room

this is one of my fav sets, lo escucho casi todas las mañanas mientras me preparo para el dia es como mi cafe lol youtu.be/BnuSrM9SbOU?...

Tired AF but let's get this day started (with some morning head, please)

Tired AF but let's get this day started (with some morning head, please)

Good day let's get this coin #monday

Good Sunday morning everyone

Happy Saturday y'all

I ordered a pair of Amazon Essentials® jeans and they're so good??? They were $25??????

Someone just put a same-day 6-7pm meeting on my calendar

Made far too much pasta

Good news & bad news... Good news, I scored crazy high on my performance review (!) I hope that translates to a fat merit raise... Bad news, some of my travel budget got cut for the year, including the conference I was supposed to go to in Germany in April. Which I was really looking forward to 😢

I have seven (7) hours of consecutive meetings today, one of which is my performance review

Good morning I had a very vivid s*x dream last night... ...about my high school crush (Blake) (varsity lacrosse player) (straight) (has a wife & kid now) (still managed to stay hot)

No longer disheveled 🤗

q tal chicos

q tal chicos

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Good day & happy #fcf! #fatcockfriday #foreskinfriday #uncut #foreskin

What tab do y'all usually scroll

Hot twunk technician in my house rn fixing my garbage disposal. What do I do

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Okay after much deliberation, there's something polarizing I need to share... I'm a bar soap guy

I am not accepting questions at this time

Y'ALL! I have not had either of these in 20+ years (I'm 29). I don't even really know what cheez-its taste like. I'm panicking rn!!! (These are both brand new to market; I had to order them online)

Sit at my desk and eat Beef au Gratin

Morning

Real estate is BANANAS! My house back in Orlando has been on the market for 4 months with virtually zero activity. Then, out of nowhere, THREE separate offers came in at the same time. My agent is pinning them against each other, obviously. Bidding war baby!!!

Been thinking about getting my ears re-pierced.... Thoughts???? (Pics from 2019 lmao)

Wait I have all 5 bingo bingo bingo what do I win

Ok fine you guys win. Here's your big floppy c*ck of the day 😘

Took a hot nude do I post it today or wait til Friday

Bling, bling, baby

Treated myself to this 12.0 carat, D grade, VVS1 beauty

Shaved my head again

Guys I got a new moisturizer and I'm so excited to lather it on my face later

Shaved my head again

The twink left his undies in my room last night

There's a monster in my bed #fcf

Lmfao wait he just wrote back sorry guys false alarm

Messaged the twink after he left my room "thanks man that was hot!" He opened it & didn't respond

Does anyone else track their YTD body count or just me (14 btw)

Buenas

Denver, I am in you

@imaaronrobert.bsky.social told me to post proof 😮‍💨

Just trimmed my bush and now my d*ck looks even bigger 😵‍💫

Btw my mother yelped with joy when Ricky Martin appeared lmao I love her

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