76 in March… please don’t make me turn on the AC this early I’m gonna waste so much money

Shit. I’m getting a delayed reaction to all the nsfw posts that @bsky.app moderation isn’t flagging or just not working and I’m seeing hog at the office this morning.

Finally accurately pricing in the negative externalities

Launching a regime change war in the Middle East but the only thing that changes is our own regime

ETOPS operational certification implies the existence of EBOTTOMS and EVERS certification

Forgot to post last night but it’s my coconut lime curry with chickpeas and spinach

bdsm stands for buenos días soy maricón

Incredible opportunity here for prediction market sickos to profit on the end of term decisions

If you trained an LLM on the corpus of SCOTUS opinions, then fed it the briefs + oral argument transcripts of a case do you think it could accurately generate the decision + opinions?

Someone needs to do a YouTube video about the rise and fall of Au Bon Pain! They got pretty ubiquitous in the northeast around 2010 but have basically vanished

The opening lines to Basket Case but spoken word as Nixon

pigouvians rise up

Finally accurately pricing in the negative externalities

Having the recurring escapist fantasy today of faking my death to become a pastry chef and novelist

Alexa play Mozart’s Requiem in D Minor for the US economy

what unhinged stuff should I do if/when I get to 1k on here?

I'm so glad this emoji was added last year 🫩

Why did the police department start distributing zinc supplements? To boost their qualified immunity

I know I’m hot but it would be nice to be able to look in a mirror and believe it

Thinking about Ron holding Rob in a pietà pose at the end of Eric’s new music video

i f’cking love vegetables i do not understand how yall have such an issue with them, i am a veggie fiend lima beans, asparagus, broccolini sautéed with just a smidgen of garlic and ginger, carrots so sweet, my cauliflower too chonky, my corn a desert, like what

all my girls get down on the floor back to back drop it down real low im such a lady but im dancing like a ho cause you know I don’t give a fuck so here we go

**hole problem

Look upon my rolls Royce tent xwb ye mighty and despair

Let the record show I took out my contacts before boarding your honor. She may be a mess but she’s responsible

A second martini has hit the lightweight

And if I said I got a second martini what then?

Hello I’m drunk

disassociating! at the Teams meeting

BBC Merlin remains so camp and delightful I can’t believe we were given so much

Can’t wait to fly ~20 hours to spend 4 days with my grandmother where she comments about my body and expresses disappointment that I’m not married yet

Now why is American Airlines sliding into my inbox like that?

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

This kind of walkable mixed use urbanism is illegal to build in most US cities

Alternatively this is the kind of hard shit I bet I could get my neighbors in the Winson autonomous zone to start building with me

lol. lmao.

The horrors persist and so do I

Imagine throwing a fit and making everyone stand in longer lines because we won’t let your street gangs terrorize our neighbors 🙄

I’d like one (1) attention please

Do Spanish speaking subs use usted with their doms instead of tu?

Ok I think I’m gonna hand it to the Catholics on this one…the whole “last supper was a Passover Seder” argument is compelling enough

I just think libraries are neat.

Having a really exciting Saturday morning: reading up on the Catholic and Orthodox arguments about whether communion bread should be leavened

Might do a little at-home pastry shop next month 🤔

I love lent because I love giving up

If you have the day off today you should be doing something to help those of us who are less fortunate :/ like getting me a little treat :/

The Horny Louvre: all my favorite nudes in various mediums on various materials

Tarte aux Fraises

The hottest traitor is obviously Parvati but Rob and Eric really have lethal face cards