Sneak peak I guess

Just got the keys to my new place! Now to do the moving 😭

There really are some truly big dicks out there, damn

Is it fat enough for you? #FCF

Was slutty out at the bar again for the first time in a few months and it was very liberating

I can tell my brain is bad right now because I desperately want to post shit

Well what do you know, it’s bulge Tuesday again

I was very afraid my office would stop offering Covid and flu shots this year but they just came through with appointments for next week. Stay safe out there!

Anyone want to pack up my apartment for me? I’m cute and funny and good company if that’s enough incentive

the sparkling water of abs

Today for #MyCatMonday we have June sitting by the front door for one of the last times before we move to a new place. She looks so special on her little pillow ❤️

I should be allowed to have a perky ass without working out. I think I have earned it

Woke up horny today how can I make it someone else’s problem

Goodbye New York, it was nice visiting. See you again sometime

Happy face card Friday (teehee). It’s my last day on vacation and I’m excited to fly home and snuggle my cats again

I'm a simple man, I see a fat ass, I hit the follow button

My cousin lives by a fun subway station (I added the A)

I’m not drunk you are

Have some furry ass, you deserve it Also some snippets of feet, because posing is hard

I’m still pretty young to be this much of a homebody but seriously how do yall stay out so late so often, the few times I go out I take days to recover from

Just a few days until New York! I can make it

#MyCatMonday brings us June snuggling up to me a few nights ago

Softie Sunday because I rarely ever participate and I’m in a good mood

People signed a lease to move into our old apartment, we don’t have to pay any extra rent, hallelujah

She’s kind of a baddie

Definitely feeling worn out this week, and I think I’ve just been doing too much lately. Here’s to being a vegetable most of the weekend

Trying a new pose or something #fcf

and a

Cuddle me and tease me

Not to sound too gen z but the vibes were very off tonight!

Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just 14 When his parents sold him to 1D

rule of 3s for john mcenroe

Back to our regularly scheduled playing pokemon on the clock because my boss is out to a long lunch

One could say that I’m just a pretty face, and they’d be right

I’m just a faggot, posting on social media, asking other faggots to think I’m cool and sexy (I’ve never seen Say Anything)

August 31st / September 1st

By the way, I’m visiting New York later this month, so if I have any New York bloomfs, feel free to say hello (I apologize but I know where maybe three of you live if it’s not in Seattle)

I just want to be a slut all day every day but I’m too tired to make it a reality

I feel bad that I forgot to label my last post but it’s also wildly popular so I also don’t want to delete and repost it. Such is the weight of internet fame

Nothing like going to the gym and getting surprised by your own arms 💪

Anyone got any ass to spare for this fat cock? #fcf

Seen at the club

Thank you drag race France for making a consistently good season of television. Truly impressed by the winner and the whole cast really

My platonic (by his choice) best friend just told me wished I was a fin sub, which is wild since he makes twice what I do and his boyfriend comes from money

Thank my friend for taking this pic of me in the water at #blacksbeach #Humpday #nakedbutt

Maybe my ass is getting a little fat, but I promise I’m joy done yet. Onward and outward! #humpday

its called Dune for the way i Dune-ot care.

I may not be employee of the month, but playing pokemon platinum at the office is a better use of my time anyway

I felt pretty self conscious about that tummy Tuesday photo, but yall are hyping me up a bunch. Thanks for helping me on my self love journey 🥰