Today’s #FCF stands for fat cod Friday (this is a salmon)

Just a little over an hour to my four day weekend thank goodness

Pumpernickel is being very needy today (and I kinda love it)

Highlight of the evening was hearing the bar play Your Type by Carly Rae Jepsen

My butt is just too beautiful to be seen directly by mortal eyes. That or I’m super pale #humpday

Silly/artsy humpday photo, more standard humpday photo, or no photo at all?

I should take more photos of myself when I’m not naked

I know I’m hot but it would be nice to be able to look in a mirror and believe it

I’m horny, but like, not horny enough to do anything about it? Does that make sense?

Office bulge to start off the week

#MyCatMonday with June napping but reaching her paws out to me in a show of trust and affection, featuring my tortilla blanket

Went to the gym for the first time in nine months does this mean I’m buff now

When will I put on pants today? The world may never know

It was kinda cold but I wanted an outdoor shot this #FCF so I was very brave

Hi look at this pretty person

The neighbors dog keeps barking whenever I go on my balcony and like damn, just let me smoke bro

In this world it’s either hump or be humped. Which are you looking for? #humpday

Have a gym membership again so now I have to engage with masculinity and I’m scared

Some of you get real obsessed with who has blocked you on here…why are you spending your energy on that?! Girl that is information that is NOT adding to your life. It’s not that deep…stop giving your energy and time to that!!

22 years ago today, JoJo released “Leave (Get Out).”

I can't believe they forgot the most important Pokémon of all :(

Got good news at work and I’m likely finally signing up with a new gym tomorrow I’m making my life have a good foundation going into spring so I can be the hot and interesting stud I was always meant to be

I don’t always get the Sunday scaries, but I frequently get the Monday morning version where I wake up super early and just feel anxious in bed

Good morning ☺️

Only made out with one boy but kissed several more and even fingered one so I’d say success

1 like = 1 prayer for me to kiss boys tonight

Hey! Did you know that…… ummm 😁

I say this and then make out with nobody once I go out. When will the lies stop

I just love fat butts so much

It’s nice knowing that even though I don’t have a porn dick, I can still push a guy past his limit. Anyone can cook!

I finally got a haircut and feel more like a human again

Caught a shiny alolan dugtrio and boy is she ugly

Sleepy tired

I’m working today (which is annoying, but fine) but most of the people I interact with have the holiday off so I’m just sitting here twiddling my thumbs

I’m a bad cat dad because I have no new photos for My Cat Monday. I deserve shame

Eek! It’s a penis!

Happy St. Lamentine’s Nay. It’s a fake holiday but I love my partner so I gotta shout them out

Work is getting the bare minimum today, lads

Feeling insecure so here’s my face

My pussy enjoyed leg day 😏

Made out with nobody at the bar because bad sportsmanship made me mad and then my friend got sloppy drunk so I’m annoyed but I’ll be better now that I’ve complained

Y’all I am unreasonably horny today

It’s been a bountiful humpday and I’m living

She’s in a reply guy moment, ladies

Blessed to occasionally be able to make my ass look fat. Anyone want to take a spin? #humpday

What would you do with this view? 🍑🧦 🤪 #humpday #gay #nsfw #socks #ass

It’s bath time!

If only my job was staring at butts

I need to fuck more