What’s the fandom of Heated Rivalry called?

you genuinely don't hate the media enough

Francois Arnaud plays a Hunter Biden allegory and the movie is called something like Laptop, idk

instagram is convinced that i will buy a "stupid canadian wolf bird" shirt* * = i think it's right

He said 🙄

okay one last week long bender then I can take a fucking break from holiday drinking for like two fucking seconds

finger foods

not too late for a flu shot btw, flu historically often peaks in february and by all accounts it is pretty bad this year

Deciding how I should record my voice reveal.

I know that doing *a silly one* for a voice reveal defeats the purpose but that does make me wanna do it more

the way I’d write the plot for the news: the se¢ret serv*ce assass*nated charl*e k*rk to create a patriotic tradwife for JD V@nce to marry & save from widowhood because Usha V@nce, once clerk to Robert’s and Kavanaugh, needs to be put back on the fast tract to Sotomayor’s seat.

volunteered to roll joints for my new years upstate girls trip and my friends are gonna learn real quick I was more than half joking 😭

My mom said she’s not overweight, she’s a “foodie”

stuffed crust already has two f’s so would it be stuffffed crust?

Share a great female villain:

OUT: peeing IN: holding it

boutta catch me a 6’ 3” hockey baddie

We’re all born naked and the rest is flagged for potential adult content

Billionaires are always talking about moving somewhere else, the real news here is that newsom's throwing his weight behind opposing it, another sign he's not the guy

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

🍷 🤶

He hates cab sav

next year getting parents some bidets

We really do leave our home bidets for the most digestively challenging meals of the year - and back to back

Hole beat up from this boomer-ass toilet paper

Merry Christmas to me - my dumbass sister left these in her dumbass unlocked room and my dumbass is taking them

Just realized Christmas falls on Bear Seduction Thursday this year OMFGGG

omw to eat various holiday sweets and treats

I started at 59k/year when I was at NYLAG as a staff attorney representing trans asylum seekers. This kind of money to target a community like this is unimaginable to me. It's infinitely more profitable to sow hate than it is to help people.

A show about a new and low-status VP at a respected major US tv network who greenlights a show about a gay sports romance based on a fairly popular book. Unexpectedly the show is a huge hit and her bosses at the network need answers why the cast can’t go do a screening/hockey expo in Dubai.

Are you good at wrapping presents or are you a top?

🚨THERES A VIDEO 🚨THERES A VIDEO 🚨

Train is delayed AMA

@sodomyholes.bsky.social omg hbd icon!

Edible taken. Warm socks ON. Time 2 go 2 Amtrak.

That makes no fucking sense, reposted

you guys mind if I smoke in here

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

what’s 60 minutes

logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes

when I eventually post pr*lapse on here

"We recently identified a breach of our North Pole Magic Systems (NPMS) that may have compromised your personal data—namely, the thousands of hours of footage we have of when you are sleeping, as well as when you are awake."

Kip is the top in the book???

So just to get this straight: 👇 Six months ago CBS paid Trump a $16 million bribe to get him to approve an $8 billion merger to allow David & Larry Ellison to effectively own Paramount, who then immediately made Bari Weiss head of CBS News so that she could kill damaging coverage about Trump. 😳