"Schumer voted against it, in the hope that his vote would conceal his fingerprints. He fooled no one."

Have a theory that this is a Revenge of the Nerds situation for dweebs like Nate Silver, Noah Smith, and Matthew Yglesias who were never socially adept enough to be at the Cool Kids Table in polite liberal society

Let’s stop talking about the Senate, guys, let’s talk about the recent success of GangBangGuys on RFC

new app for professionals who don’t care anymore called: LinkedOut

senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

@ me joining link*din and putting “big ol’ whore” as my profession

Me searching for British Twunk on link*din

I’m joining link*din with one hand and clutching a large shard of broken glass in the other

I think imma get stoned and put on my favorite Christmas movie

Had a vivid dream that I was let loose behind the desk of a Dunkin’ Donuts and can’t go back to sleep after it shook me to my core

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Me every single goddamned minute of my life

The video of trump dumping shit on people was what, two weeks ago

I’m here to jerkoff and follow boys with cute pets and I’m allllll outta jerkoff

if a label had been placed on the Oval Office during Biden’s presidency we would have already had a NYT feature on dementia labels by Doctor Oz

Do we think this costume will hold up until next year?

Sarah Paulson is going to chew like we’ve never seen in the Pelosi biopic

gm from the "Pump & Pantry" in Jackson, Nebraska

*Mariah Carey whistle tone*

happy day 1 of woke back

If Jane Krakowski isn’t a lead in this I will kill myself and then all of you

porn name: Sub Stack

Humpday bunny

Bar I live above with the immaculate vibes 🥹

News you could really use: Here’s How TurboTax Just Tricked You Into Paying to File Your Taxes www.propublica.org/article/turb...

a new “Got-My-Dunkies” icon has risen

lol I think people wearing a voted sticker- and ONLY a voted sticker - goes pretty hard!!!

not now, Sydney Sweeney boxing movie

hello.

So it turns out it might have actually been a load bearing Teen Vogue political journalism department. Oops.

I kind of love that the generally agreed upon Great American Novel is intensely anti-car and mostly people completely fail to notice that

they are calling it the worst political campaign in the history of political campaigns

would pay money to see Brooks explaining to Meredith what water bending is

This year for Halloween I’m gonna be clapped

This year for Halloween I’m gonna be crashed out

This year for Halloween I’m going to be slutty on the internet

The aides:

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever

This post on the nyc gay bros Reddit is so ominous IJBOLLLLL

One of the most psychotic both-sides headlines I've ever seen

Raskin: "He believes if he holds his breath and turns purple like Veruca Salt in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Supreme Court will come out and do whatever he wants them to do. And he's got some reason for thinking that."

2 sick 2 go 2 the gym

NYC folks: please vote early, or make a plan to vote on election day.

lol fr I hate fr gay Halloween fr what the fuck fr do you mean someone was in the fucking darkroom in an inflatable ghostbusters Stay Puft costume frfrfrfrfr