This is no time for levity but also she did say this:

Alternatively this is the kind of hard shit I bet I could get my neighbors in the Winson autonomous zone to start building with me

Like wait till the plow comes and makes a huge pile at the edge of the driveway and then start laying foundations like a Roman villa

My mother said my childhood home got 18” and we’ve officially crossed into snow fort depth yall

& last night my favorite Big Pointy was also being pretty

Snowy diva over here

bisexual olympics

We are at stage 1 and approaching stage 2

this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom

It would have been badass if rose petals fell out

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

If I send you this it’s because I’m about to hit the slay button in front of everyone

given the narrow margins in the house, if salazar switched parties today, she could probably do a lot to stop the mass deportations in her district. but she won't, and that's what makes her a coward, just like every single republican in congress.

eff cee eff, babes.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

Judas looking at Jesus after meeting with Pontius Pilate in the traitor’s turret

this kind of headline honestly makes me fucking sick and angry that $10b figure includes $8.11b spent by ADAMS from 2023-2025 while Mamdani is proposing a TOTAL of $2.7b in the NEXT TWO YEARS so he’s literally spending LESS but the NYPOST rag is lumping all of it together to pretend it’s Mamdani

Like, USAID still legally exists, still receives budget from Congress, and the few dozen remaining employees (who work at State) still have usaid.gov emails and all our systems and databases still exist. It's just the 10k of us who actually did the work are gone. Just do that to ICE and CBP.

the July/August Leo Split

is Diego Barros a feminist? Is Texas Gym Jock my friend? Do the Brandts Boys love each other?

Is he?

Amy Madigan stars as Jerome Powell in an Adam-McKay-esque movie about the economy “soft landing”

And yet, every day, our most prominent Democratic politicians, scholars, public intellectuals, universities & university leaders, & other civil society organizations continue to use his platform as their primary social media outlet. One cannot help but notice this & draw conclusions.

The other day I heard Bluesky described as a "discourse diaspora community" and I haven't been able to shake it as the skeleton key to the form and shape of conversations here. Everyone is sitting at the emigre cafe reading reports of the same dispatches from Old Twitter, idly dreaming of the fall.

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Idc about the presidents but here are some presidential porn names I’ve thought about using: - Richard Johnson - Woodrow Van Buren - Abraham Bush - Roosevelt - James K. Polk - POTUS Swallows - Grover Cleveland Steamer - Ronald Fillmore - John Quincy Assup - Harry Truman - Franklin Pierced

The Horny Louvre: all my favorite nudes in various mediums on various materials

let people steal

I am a median voter. I want less road!

Just walked past an elderly man wearing rubber boots and a hoodie that said "I HATE RUBBER BOOTS"

can everyone be quiet i’m thinking

MRS FISH HIVE, WE WON

mods on vacation. time to deep fry a turkey inside the house

Astrologists, is this because I’m an October Scorpio??

this dude I’ve been fucking (me bottoming, duh) gives me butterflies & they’re stressing me out & this week has been stressful so I can’t hang out with him on Saturday because I need to fuuuuucking relax I can’t fucking deal with butterflies on Valentine’s Day OKAY?!

QUEEN BEHAVIOUR

got you some chocolates. don’t worry about the title

thurty fhive degrees in nhew yhork cithy

Hot take: HGTV is conservative coded because most first-time homebuyers are people in the exurban South and Midwest, which is where homes are being built. Another benefit to ending zoning in major cities is progressive 20-50-year-olds would have more influence over home decorating trends

we’re at lampshading levels of “what if Biden had said this?”

Woof, love your triforce shirt man

the June/May Gemini split

Should be a wake-up call to housing advocates in NYC about the importance of bringing down market rents, which is what the city must pay to offer these vouchers to tenants.

when i open Instagram and don’t see three green circles from 11/10 baddies