"I'm still punk," I say as I order more grippy socks.

Since everyone’s fucking talking about it drop your favorite ballroom

lol he’s gonna talk King Charles’ ear off about the ballroom lol

Polymarket? Is that in Bushwick?

Hemorrhoid

gm bloomfilfs

Femboy Bu$$y Inspector

Going on the internet today

Me walking into a BlueSky thick with discourse.

Computer, enhance photo

This could be the greatest gift Charlie’s ever had. Like a train strike the weekend of a mutual friend’s engagement party you didn’t really want to go to.

that's my emotional support elephant in the room

I’ll die on the hill of me not dying on hills

doing a porn engagement post of "you see me like this, what are you doing" but it's a picture of me fully clothed working at my desk

tfw im gonna look at all the fc but not post and fc

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

I keep pulling my hips and the fuck am I supposed to do about it plz tell me how to stretch

My trusty steed

I’m Peggy Olson and I want to smoke some marijuana.

If I can be a smug Bluesky scold for a minute: Baby you’re so close to getting it

Gentleman empty your pockets, ladies turn out your purses.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

I do need to see skits of Trixie’s RFK

Toy Story 12: Andy’s Dead

Should be disqualifying. Probably won’t be. Don’t elect Republicans.

anyone have a good horoscope rec? I’d love something I don’t have to pay a ton for and also didn’t take itself too seriously

lyndon b johnson:

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Any OGs on here remember when I had a whole YouTube series with me doing exactly this every single episode

It’s me, I’m Boston driver.

And like all joking aside: Boston drivers are the best* drivers. *they will kill everyone else on the road and accompanying side walks if the situation calls for it and they’ll do it without spilling a single drop of Dunkin

Me when stuff gets serious: “i can handle this, I’m from Boston” Me when stuff gets Silly: “ah I can’t, I’m from New York”

she's activating the microchips

much penis, very fat

every day I grow more anti-senate lol like fuck allllllll 50 of those fucks

Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.

whenever the WiFi is spotty I’m 🤞 it’s the grid going down for good

the VP being a fucking groyper nazi should probably be a bigger story

The September/August Virgo split

I’m the madame of a chicken thigh brothel

Had therapy and didn’t cry and am gonna reward myself with an early bedtime

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Euphoria is one of those shows where you don’t really need to watch cuz the internet will show you what happens - tbh like he*ted riv*lry

The energy is always two veteran high school theater kids, already accepted early into Yale drama, promoting their upcoming joint slay as Harold Hill & Marian Thee Librarian

oh my GOD

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Absofuckinglutely Kirby bike