cc: Jake Tapper

I am much more embarrassed for us

If you’ve figured out a way to forgive anyone remotely involved in making this our reality lmk

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He is really good at this guys

Among other things, multiple A+ uses of the word fete

Apparently they are here to liberate them from their duly elected Senators

No kings

This hearing does not seem to be going well for Trump

This speech was 👍👍

What

Ok sis

A+

News Analysis: Not a Serious Country

Is this SNL

What is he doing with all our data

Amen. PS: where is our data

What even is this

Hope they will keep on this as long as they did with the lady who was running Harvard

Come on www.notus.org/health-scien...

First came the hair

Actual lol

So Qatar wants to make it clear this was a shakedown

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Is he ending his government contracts

Are they “off-boarding” his government contracts

Can we “on board” our data back

Along with his healthcare plan 🥱

Trump 2: The Emperor Grifts Back

Metaphor alert 🚨

Especially when so many enjoyed his other banger, “Haitians are eating pets”

Turns out some law firms rightly believe they can win court cases

Not a serious country

Disgusting

Something something egg prices

Yes

Emoluments Cloud Has Lifted

But the lunatic isn’t old…oh wait

Stop for a minute to think this was also true in his last term and then he did an insurrection and we voted him into office again

We are where we are because of The Apprentice

This thread and Lincoln’s words made me emotional this Memorial Day. A republic, if we can keep it.

Ok

We are not a serious country

What could possibly go wrong

And we are just noticing this now 🤔

Yes this is full bs and should be called out (consider my breath unheld however)

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He’s lying

Where we are as a country