Sorry, secret traitor?

A boxing coach! Imagine Reece in your ring.

Secret barrister’s got a bit of the Truss in her delivery hey

Where the fuck did “Adam” just come from

Faraaz's milking face 😭 #TheTraitors

This is so fucking hot

Amanda gives huge "I have planted evidence on suspects and would do it again" vibes #TheTraitors

I don’t think there has been a higher Jamie Dotsmy Wouldn’t Kick Them Out Of Bed Quotient for any tv show ever tbh

I hardly know 'er!

Get the pig out!

Rule one of linear tv scheduling is never, ever, put something on *earlier* than the time you’ve built up as an appointment to view.

How nice is Coke Zero tho

LOOK AT THAT FACKIN MOON

Good that Gen Z gets to experience what Iraq was like for older generations, but somehow dumber.

Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.

I wish I loved anything as much as Apple Music loved recommending me The Weeknd

Not now, rock and dust samples brought back from the near-Earth asteroid Bennu!

Here are some previous years’ posters:

This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

The US Attorney General confirms Maduro is being charged with "conspiracy to possess machine guns" - something Republicans usually call a constitutional right.

Not the tiny white twink eating up the Cardi B lipsync

Walk into the room knees first, Knees First! #dragrace

Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

Going back to work on Jan 5th

Can’t see him winning the FIFA peace prize again next year

This is how I found out

“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela” “Caracas?” “not according to his doctors”

They’re now doing a LATINA royale drag race? After SLAYSIAN royale? I won’t be happy until they turn it into an actual battle of the races. Stop pussy-footing around.

There is not enough money in the world to get me to watch that man doing a Defrosted in visual podcast medium

It’s a drubbing! She’s been drubbed.

Just QTing my own post because of the Art Of War chat x

I think we’re all agreed on Death To Hugo yes?

welcome to Minnesota, pigs

well mitch. not sure how to explain it further

Why can’t she use tinsel?

Got a CHVRCHES playlist on and gagged to be served (and I mean served) an Avril cover as part of the mix!

The trick with this is simply to get evacuated from your unsafe building on December 10th. I don’t have to take the decs down until at least June, or maybe never!

Your government will say “well that’s where the people are,” …and you can remind them that there are plenty of people on PornHub, but they don’t feel the need to establish a presence there… and PornHub actually self-police!

Speaking on behalf of the Weird Aunt community, Shane and people like him often forget the importance of Weird Aunts in the child rearing economy

Drinking a plastic pint of semi skimmed in the bath

There is not enough money in the world to get me to watch that man doing a Defrosted in visual podcast medium

“Why-oh-why-oh-why must you mess with a winning formula? Come on BBC!”

NAILED IT

mum? #TheTraitors

ABSOLUTELY PANTING

‘I’m not going to tell them I’m a police officer’ says the woman who looks more like a police officer than any other person in the entire world #Traitors