Preparing for Royel Otis on Friday by firing up my playlist of heavily-accented Aussie eshay pop, TWANG

You'd think that the Royal Navy would have a more immediate need for the modern sense of this term.

can’t lie november has been a bit rough thus far! but i’m headed home feeling very girl-who-is-going-to-be-ok about everything, after a weekend of seeing the important people :)

Taylor Swift’s silence on the Trump administration using her music speaks volumes | Alim Kheraj

accusing donald trump of being gay with putin: boorish, tinged with homophobia saying donald trump sucked bill clinton off: ok to find funny as it actually happened

And just how long were you all planning on gatekeeping this incredible product from me?

Without Nick I would never have learnt of this beaut which will be a FIRM PLAYLIST FAVOURITE going forward

TIL that bone china ACTUALLY has bones in it?!

They’re also the two things that have prevented us from falling into the obese mindsouped MIRE of the US

The lifts in my block are broken so I cba to go and get anything for breakfast…

Really enjoyed this repurposed enamel sign into a smoking surface at Stratford station

I had one delicious Buzz Ball tonight followed by two awful Buzz Balls

Just watched a chirpsing twink fall face-first into those metal-capped stairs on the tube 💀

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

Every day’s a school day.

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the number of transphobic landlords in a trench coat. there are in fact only three potentially transphobic landlords in a trench coat with Jeremy Corbyn sat on top

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Please watch, it's been out since 1994 —Original Msg— From: [email protected] To: [email protected] I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump —Original Msg— From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Have you seen The Mask

What’s the crime tho

"If we tax the rich they'll leave"

It’s Children In Need night! Which means it’s the anniversary of me getting so drunk playing a CiN drinking game at uni that I had sex with a girl. Cheers Sir Terry!

Big night for Bad Bunny at the Latin Grammys - but also for the excellent Ca7riel and Paco Amoroso, who should be on everyone's end-of-year playlist www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

fuck me the MURK today

It was all going so well. Until!

Just having to open the bedroom window because the night’s so mild. November 13th. NBD.

Pixar Dad gonna be unable to walk straight.

🍞In the 1940s, UK households ate around 1.6kg of bread per person per week (two whole standard sliced loaves). In 2024, it was 446g. Bread consumption has halved since 1989. Interesting fact from latest Defra / ONS Family Food Survey. A few more to come...

It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile

Today’s Buldak is habañero and lime, with half a tub of Philadelphia that was on the way out, baby corn, edamame and coriander 🥵

Do you know what will never not be shit? When you’re drinking eg an Innocent Smoothie single serve and the fucking attached lid drips/dribbles onto your face.

Good on the train line for replicating my earworm every time I limp through this station

Japanese twitter taking the Suica penguin news very normally

SHE LIVES

This reply was my favorite

Scrolling past this I thought it was turkey and stuffing sandwich

I know, I know, none of us will ever eat at Chick-Fil-A but I won’t pretend I’m not intrigued

Just announced I have an in-peron meeting next week…

At this point, it is impossible to not put quotes around "ceasefire."

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

Well this should be a two way street.

Bleugh sometimes I skip dinner and it backfires hugely so here I am eating apple and cheese by the fridge at bedtime

It's actually worse than this - Prescott tried to argue that the BBC had inappropriately hidden the fact that a Trans woman in pro wrestling had been part of storylines where she "won" trophies against other women - a fictional sport he treated as if it was real.

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

She’s framed 😻

Genuinely cannot recall a culture secretary delivering such a full-throated and caveat-free endorsement of the BBC, which Lisa Nandy describes as a "light on the hill." deadline.com/2025/11/bbc-...