🔥 Incredible footage of Ukrainian Yak-52 crews in action. Pilots of the 11th Separate Army Aviation Brigade “Kherson” clear the skies of Russian drones.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

Replace Susie Dent and drop the numbers and letters rounds: how to fix Countdown

There is no holy reason this gif should be available on Microsoft Teams

📚 Balamory’s Miss Hoolie is reading a CBeebies Bedtime Story! The iconic nursery teacher played by Julie Wilson Nimmo brings a familiar friendly face to a new story on Friday 17 April - “If you can help someone, it might just make their day!" 👇🏻

The woman walking with RFK Jr is fighting for her LIFE during these questions

Isn’t the world massive and complicated and beautiful. What a pair of sentences.

Showing up to therapy with half a box of popcorn chicken in my coat. We’ll soon find out who “might be ready to scale back our sessions”, won’t we Simon?

“Why doesn’t it include men” bc then it would be a horror movie

What is it about Manchester that makes me so feral

So embarrassing to have hayfever when it’s cloudy innit

I’m not saying the hotel I was in last night had bad noise insulation but I heard every vibration of the woman in the room above me’s WhatsApp

Worst Hallelujah cover ever

did enjoy the bit where they specifically ate a tuna melt before fucking though like damn okay you nasty bitches

VOTE GREEN

The doors aren’t robust enough also

Daily Mail today, left without comment

Delighted this article exists, sad it doesn’t seem to be pointing to Jane coming over here for Oh Mary!

if you segregate transwomen from public life, then who's going to reach the top shelf of the cereal aisle for you, Susan?

Ah, the holy trinity

“Tell JK I’m still rolling, tell Russell I’m a brand” aged like particularly tepid milk didn’t it

Could be direct quotes from Putin, Trump, Kemi Badenoch, Nigel Farage… Wtf happened to you, Labour Party? #VoteGreen

MattGPT I hadn’t come across before, and enjoyed heartily

I’m doing it! I’m really doing it!

Anyone else got a bit of a crush on Aaron Chen?

This is so perfect.

HELLO THERE 😻😻😻

trying to please straight people has muzzled you gay boy, free yourself

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

This feels like it was written by AI

A kid waved at the Overground driver so I waved at the Overground driver too for the lolz and he gave us two very separate waves back AND tooted his lil horn for each of us too 🥰

This is so utilitarian and depressing

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

I spent [AMOUNT REDCATED] this Spring on bringing the Minions to iPlayer and it was worth every penny of your money for 12 minutes’ peace this afternoon

“Moon’s haunted”

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

The twins independently discovered STP Guy on tiktok and we only realised when we all saw one on a menu and simultaneously called it an STP. A cross generational phenomenon.

They’ve been posting since mid 2024. Incredible

Cafe opposite Brockley overground that sells £5 vegan doughnuts with a Save Lewisham from Gentrification poster in the window

It’s stuff like this that’s most likely to eve tip me towards “intelligent design” macguffinery

The only president stupid enough to do it.

Before you get excited it’s carrying a baby *squirrel* smdh

trump out here talking about Iran not having the cards when they are the ones holding a strait.

Viz 355

I miss him