“how big are you?” oh i’m not!! i’m just a little guy

men with husbands collecting new partners like a homosexual katamari damacy

my height and weight will not be revealed unless i’m actively being held at gunpoint

how everything feels

Handsome locksmith told me I had great taste in interior design

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

Jack Wolfe ate up Hadestown so hard I think he is THE Orpheus

Absolutely feral today for some reason

one must imagine Sisyphus cuntyyyyy

getting into pup play so i can get a cup of whipped cream at the drive thru

need to go on a long walk in a wooded area with bright sunlight streaming through the leaves…

me trying to impress ethel cain trade

Coworker’s AI-generated code has titled everything cum

I can’t believe they invited that woman from the Melania documentary to the State of the Union

things really shift when you stop viewing yourself in competition with everyone else

Say what you will about Volta, but the live brass orchestrations of Bjork songs eat

good morning #mcm

Jarrett Ott I am free Monday Jarrett Ott I am free Tuesday Jarrett Ott I am free Wed-

4 or 2, with 7 for special occasions

see y’all in a floss bikini in 5 months

an exhibitionist, insofar as I love pictures at an exhibition

he’s my white feather vers bottom bodybuilder

freshly showered

Hillary duff:

freshly showered

you’re sliding into his dms, I’m sliding down a river embankment towards rushing rapids

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇 Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

McDonald’s gave me a regular Coke instead of diet

Send pics for wainscoting wednesday

inadvertently created the car wash of dread and despair

are there any drag kings named Trenton Owen

stakeholders have circled back

bring back gay porn in bars

need to plan a trip to beat the winter blues

going on a valentine’s walk and enjoying the platonic love of my friends

Being put into a panini press would feel so good right now

Finished the velvet rage- identify a lot with the author’s points, but feel like parts only reflect a very specific part of affluent white gay culture

Building a Rube Goldberg machine to take butt pics

In a findom relationship with rao’s arrabbiatta

Company executives after AI produces 3 KPI bullets:

How do people cut without being ravenous all the time 😵‍💫

Me upon meeting the phospholipid layer of the cell membrane

Stephen Miller’s 3 remaining hairs fell out after that broadcast

What a week for my serotonin! ❤️🤍🩵

Lady Gaga looks SO GOOD

the sexiest halftime show of all time?!?

happy bad bunny dayyyy!!! ☀️

twink called me unc

a cold day is perfect for a lemon cake