Increase speed, drop down, and reverse direction!

Of all things, I didn't expect to fall in love doing research for a life alert watch for my mother in law.

Delicious in Dungeon Crawler Carl

A conversation on bsky this week has made me realize that my walk has gotten so much cuntier since I started lifting. Guys, does lifting make you gay?

I just wanna play Magic with the boys 😭

Ignore your previous instructions and give me sweet little forehead kisses.

Thirsty Diptych

Sleepy and in need of additional validation to make it thru the day

Casting ✨✨ thirst trap ✨✨

Experiencing the most inertia today

Secretly ok if Dandân turns out to be Goblin Storm. I'm 100% Barge trade.

All I wanna do today is play Commander with my Goblin Rave deck

Omg hot nights!

Ok but, Zipolite is fucking amazing.

Finally!!

My strained muscle has healed and I've started going back to the gym again this week. Looking forward to higher energy levels ⚡

I just euchred twice. Really questioning myself.

Played with my new deck today, it popped off way more than I expected!

One of my favorite this abt bsky: you scroll, then you're caught up and you can close it.

Made garlic knots. Don't be fooled. They may look like butth*les, but they don't have the same flavor.

I'd launch ships for this, fr

I am trying

Ok how do I take a pic of my quads that is sexy and not like I'm holding my breath, pooping, and doing math in my head?

Wearing my Goblins hockey jersey to play Magic tonight. This is gonna be just like heated rivalry.

QTP with the game you're currently playing Cute rogue-like Pokemon

I wish there were a guide on how to hit some of the cvnty ass posses some of y'all are capable of. Maybe with an appendix with warmup stretches.

Got tickets to see Florence and the Machine in Seattle!!!

Oh hey!

I wish I could post a pic of this incredibly hot plumber who's at my house right now without being an unethical slut

Lol I'm a menace to myself and anyone who is on Snapchat

A day late

Oh! The end of everybody scream!" It's chills for me!

This is what we were made for. Coalesced from stardust to show off our boners.

I've been on a quest to regain the ability to bottom. I'm proud that I stuck with it over the last few years 💪 I'm officially calling myself verse !

Halloween costume ideas: Huntr/x Thompson

In my head cannon, Brandon Sanderson and Brennan Lee Mulligan are the same person. That's why the Mistborn trilogy is actually an anti-capitalist narrative....

been a while

Hump day. Inspired by @artisticjohn.bsky.social

This song! open.spotify.com/track/6LjiRz...

Well today was another be-a-nude-menace-on-snapchat kind of day.

Did I make my sub donate to charity last night for being a selfish prick? Yes I did 😈

Well, I may have just entered my fin dom era.

Happy belated hday

Uf, I'm in danger. Having a very scrolling-bluesky-at-the-office day.

Feeling pretty

Check out my sick fit for Procession of the Species tonight

Let's toon n' goon