So, I'm not gonna be on here for a little bit. I'm a sad man with too much time on my hands, and it's getting to that point where social media makes me feel anxious and worse about myself than I already do. Since I can't shitpost my way out of this, I'm pulling away for a while to protect my sanity.

It was a recorded cassette of Michael Jackson's Dangerous album. It belonged to the family, but when I emerged as the biggest Michael Jackson fan in the house at the tender age of 10, it became just mine.

I enjoy the smell of isopropyl alcohol way more than I should.

"Would you please pass the jelly?"

So, out of curiosity and boredom, I started watching an anime called Ranma 1/2. I just have two questions. Question 1: Excuse me?! Question 2: What the fuck?!

I made a lotta the dads in Ways of Windenburg evil (maybe because my own dad is so awful). But not Dakota, though! He's what Ethan and I call a cinnamon bun. Pure sweetness! He calls himself, Eddie, and Hawk The 3 Musketeers. They're his world. 🥺 #TheSims4 #Sims4 #Simsky #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer

I'm so proud of myself for the way I've cut out soda over the last several years. There was a time when I'd kill a whole 12-pack of Coke in a day. But now, I only have soda when we eat out, and a lot of times, not even then.

The Wiz

New pinned post to introduce myself to new and potential followers! I'm Ben Literal and my goal is to make queer male art A HELLUVA LOT more diverse. #queerartist #queerart #blackartist #blackart #gayartist #gayart #artvsartist

Being an adult doesn’t mean you have to outgrow joy. Play the game. Buy the console. Get excited about the trailer. Spend your night saving a fictional kingdom if that’s what gets you through. Life takes enough from people. Don’t hand it the things that still make you feel like yourself.

I always cringe when guys posts nudes with a caption like, "What would you do if you walked in the room and found me like this?" Because I know what kind of responses they expect. But me personally, if we're being realistic, I'm shrieking like a barn owl and running out of the room in embarrassment.

Dakota Living Forest is one of the best dads anyone could ask for. Just ask his son Eddie or his daughter Marilyn (aka Hawk)! But when you grow up with two amazing fathers like Tennessee and Rocky, you're bound to become one yourself. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #Simsky #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer

I love how when Ethan's at work, we gush about how we miss each other sOoOo much, but when he gets home, it's all, "You're fucking weird," and "Ew, don't touch me, dumb bitch." I guess that's marriage for ya. 🤣🤣🤣

When I was a kid dreaming about where I'd live someday, this was always the vibe I dreamed about. Always wanted to hang out "by the pier". Nowadays, I'd avoid these places like the plague, but it's so interesting how one's tastes change over time.

What do you MEAN I have to shave my face again? I'm so tired of shaviiiiiiinguh.

Just a reminder that social media isn't a hostage situation. If you're not feeling someone anymore, unfollow them. And if you find yourself unfollowed, don't make people feel weird about it. If you ever look at my posts and decide they're not for you, there are never any hard feelings. I promise. ✌🏾

I just love Wednesdays on Bluesky.

qtp with your favorite pwincess

Conversations With Ethan! No Context Edition Ethan: "STOP HUMPING THINGS I LOVE!"

Being outside makes me anxious, but being inside makes me depressed. SO, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?! HMMMMM?!?!

When I'm anxious, I can't eat. When I'm depressed, I eat too much. For once, FOR ONCE, I would like my food intake to not be determined by how stressed I am. Can't a bitch ever just EAT?

"WEI" I was going for Garden of Eden and wound up with Leonard Nimoy as Peter Pan, but I ran with it. 🤣 With Ethan's help, I was able to make it all come together. I'm trying to get more adventurous with poses, and SketchDaily was a big help. #queerartist #queerart #blackartist #gayartist #gayart

I've been fairly indifferent about Kylie for years (I like her first 3 albums). But this looks really interesting and may be what gets me into her on a larger scale. I've been told I should do a deep dive, just never did. And I just know Kylie Jenner is sat somewhere fuming at the title. LOL!

Gays when they switch to their alt

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Post a character that starts with the letter W (first or last).

I'm so tired of long ass cutscenes. If you wanted to make a movie, you should have just made a movie.

If he was real and also interested in women, id lock him in a room until one of us was pregnant. Thats a threat and a promise. Anyway, have a great day everyone!! 🖤🤍

I did hella housework yesterday. So today, it's time to veg out and watch goofy '90s movies. But I don't know what to watch first: Turtles 2: The Ooze, Life With Mikey, Rush Hour, or Spice World. CHOICES!

Not Joey S. having a signature pose. LOL! #Sims4 #TheSims4 #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer #Simsky

Resisting the very real urge to fall back into my old social media habit of posting nudes for attention.

Social media FOMO will have you acting like you give a shit about things you know damn well you don't give a shit about.

Fucking ew, bruh. I don't know WHY I let him bring this nasty shit into our home. 🤣🤣

I've only storyboarded half of the first season of Ways of Windenburg (5 outta 10 episodes) and I'm already planning out the second season. Much of S2 will revolve around Cynthia Ramirez, a highly respected nurse and mother to twin boys, Lucian and Luka. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer

So, Clippy is just out here calling bitches out, huh? 😭😭😭

When I think back on the 6 1/2 years I've been with Ethan, I think about how he really took the time at the start to peel back each of my layers and see me as an entire person. He's the only person in my life to ever really dig deep with the intention of loving me FOR REAL. I fucking love that shit.

Soooo, how do I telepathically broadcast to one of my followers that I think he's sex on a stick and I wanna do stuff to his bod? I'm shy.

In honor of May the 4th, lemme just say that, in MY opinion, Journey to Batuu isn't as bad as the community likes to make it seem, and a lot of the hate feels bandwagon-y...like hating on Nickelback or the word "moist". And I'm not even a Star Wars fan like that... #Sims4 #TheSims4 #BlackSimmer

I was trying to type that I was craving "fried pickles", but it initially came out as "friend pickles" and...that doesn't sound too bad either right about now...if ya catch my drift...

It do be like that! 🤣🤣🤣 That's what made me the obsessive bookmarker I am today.

Every boy band needs: - A cute one (Joey S.) - A rebel, with or without a cause (Imran) - A smooth heartthrob (Joey T.) - A shy one (Mitchell) - An "older brother" type of indeterminate age (Alexei) Say hello to 5 ALARM! 🎶🎵🎶 #Sims4 #TheSims4 #ShowUsYourMaleSims #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer #Simsky

Thinking about the time in middle school when I was soooo obsessed with S Club 7 that I went to school with their names and song titles gel-penned all over my face and body. Like...maybe I deserved a liiiiiiittle bit of the bullying. Juuuuust a little bit.

As most of you know, I've been struggling really badly with my anxiety for the past several months, especially when it comes to being out of the house and in public. But two days ago, Ethan and I went to Hobby Lobby and Lowe's and I did a whole lot better than I thought I would.

I'm not in the habit of doing things I don't feel 100% comfortable with, but there have been times I've participated in threesomes when I was only interested in one of the participants.

I suck dick for him. I eat ass for ME.

There is no bigger humiliation on this planet than attempting to say, "I edited it."

Random childhood memory: My little brother and I ate dinner at a neighbor's house and when we got home, he wanted to tell Mom how good it was. Problem was, he didn't remember the word "goulash" and called it "douche". Imagine Mom's face when he was like, "Miss Connie made us douche and we liked it!"

I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Kellerman and his Alex Delaware series. But book #10, The Web, is genuinely one of the worst books I've ever read in my life. It's slow, it's random, and it's such a weird departure. Bro shoulda kept this one in the drafts because...yikes. I'm not mad, just...disappointed.

❌Grogu ✅bro goo

Name your fave black and white film.