Someone made a leopard print buzzcut, but as a tattoo, and I'm absolutely living for the way it suits my Sim, Dougie Prince. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #ShowUsYourSims #ShowUsYourMaleSims #BlackSimmer

Does Mr. Frond have a doll named Communi-Kate?

Having anxiety is so fucking stupid. My mouse stopped working and the very first thing I thought was, oh, no, someone's hacked my computer and disabled my mouse, rendering me powerless while they steal my most private files! What actually happened: The batteries died. THE BATTERIES DIED, y'all.

One of my favorite things to do lately is humorously elongate famous people's names. Kate Bush becomes Katherine Starkeisha Bushwick. Freddie Mercury becomes Frederick Da'Vonte Mercurium. Jessie Ware becomes Jessica Anne Warehouse.

It's not that I don't think synesthesia is a real thing; it's just that the majority of people I hear claiming it are transparent bullshitters who learned a cool new word and decided to make it their personality.

Inquiring minds, bladders, and sphincters wanna know where he's being buried.

Today's mood.

"Verify your age" When I was a kid, watching TV required the use of a funky shaped piece of metal placed at just the right angle. If it was a mere centimeter off, you weren't watching SHIT that day. Oh, and just because it worked in one position before didn't mean it would later. Constant struggle.

And now he's saying we can't get Crumbl. Y'all, he really does hate me.

Johnny Mathis was always serving face and hair. 💅🏿

Ethan just shouted that he hates me and never actually loved me to begin with.* (*He very gently asked if we could not get Panda Express for a while.)

I think I'm gonna need somewhere better to store my little collection of Dia de los Muertos tchotchkes. My desk is starting to feel a little bit crowded! I just had to sticky-tack them all down because they shift and nearly fall every time I bump my desk, which is a lot because I'm a clumsy bitch. 😳

If you see this, post your comfort characters ✨

My Discogs order is heeeere! After eight long days, I finally have my babies! And what's super cool is that this is my first time ever owning a physical piece of S Club 8 media. So, I'm pretty stoked right now!

NEVER MIND IT'S NASTY AS HELL OH MY GAWWWD. I'ma just stick to making my own. This was disrespectful.

Ethan found this horchata at Kroger for me, so I'm gonna get it cold and see if it's a hit! Only problem is it's limited time. So, if I love it, they're gonna take it away from me. 🤣😂😭 I don't play around about horchata, girl!

That second Momentos should be Contigo. That's what I get for relying too heavily on copy/paste.

My 9th grade history teacher:

When Ways of Windenburg begins, you're gonna meet many toxic families. But the Harpers aren't one of them! Clint Harper was a single father raising Imani, Frankie, and Londell when he met Hiro Oka, who loved them as his own. They're such precious beans. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer

This has been my project for the past few days. Snagging as much music as I can by Tejano band, La Mafia. I'm only missing one album I want, but loving my progress. Green means I only own a digital copy; red means I own the CD. I really wanna make the majority red, blue (vinyl) or yellow (cassette).

In spite of some nutty dreams and interrupted sleep, I woke up in such a good mood today. Maybe it's sleep deprivation making me loopy-go-doopy, but I'm running with it. It's refreshing.

I dreamt I was at a weird sex party. I walk into a mansion and I'm handed a white robe. There's folks in white robes everywhere just BANGIN', but they all seem...off. Then a guy asks me if I want "medicine" and hands me a test tube of silver liquid. Then everyone's eyes turned black and I woke up.🤣😭

This just in: Unemployed jackaroni complains about lack of sleep.

My phone died while I was sleeping, which is absolute hell for me because I listen to a white noise podcast that I absolutely cannot sleep without. So, I've only gotten 4 hours and 17 minutes of sleep and I'm gonna hate life later today. On the other hand, it did wake me up from a weird ass dream.

That's enough social media for tonight. Everybody go to bed. We are. 🤣😴

We visited two thrift stores today. I got a little anxious in one, but when we went to the second one, I wasn't anxious at all. That feels like some major growth, especially after the way I felt at the restaurant the other day.

Thrift haul! Someone donated their entire Johnny Mathis vinyl collection and I was gonna snatch it all up! Unfortunately, these two were the only ones in decent condish. All in all, I think I did pretty daggone well for 7 bucks! Also, hot take: Kenny G is performatively overhated. That's my dude.

Name your fav song with a name in the title For those who don't know, this song eventually morphed into "Smooth Criminal"! Your bit of Michael Jackson trivia for the day. youtu.be/OgYhNOr5mLc?...

"There's beauty up a butt" or whatever Billy Ocean said.

Some of y'all are really bothered that people don't find themselves as sexy as you do, and it reeks of saviorism. Y'all get so mad and pouty when gushing, "Nooo, I think you're so hawwwt!" doesn't immediately cure someone's self-esteem issues.

6. Never been pierced, tattooed, or ticketed. I would never touch a gun, and there's no way in hell I'm getting on anybody's zipline or being pushed out of anyone's plane.

Bruh, what? 🤨

One of the Hitman NPCs glitched and it looks like she's about to end it all. Ma'am, you're not supposed to be up there.

Hired goons?

Category is: I enjoy very little (if any) of your work, but you seem like a cool-as-fuck person. Adam Lambert, Megan Thee Stallion, Ed Sheeran, and Tom Holland

Bro. I think this might be my first ever triple digit vinyl purchase. I want this so bad.

THE WAY HE JUST CAME A-SWANGIN' IN THERE! I'M LITERALLY FUCKING CRYING! 🤣🤣🤣

Does anyone else ever have those nights where you can't seem to fall asleep because you don't know what to do with your arms and legs, so you just keep rotating like a gas station hot dog?

New phobia unlocked: wetsuits.

Man, just how long is the friggin' World Cup anyway?

I'm afraid the only thing that will fix my stank mood is another Discogs order.

My response if anyone were to ask me the question, "Hey, Ben. How is life treating you lately?"

One thing I forgot about moving back to my hometown is that they test the tornado sirens once a month. So, once a month for about five minutes, it sounds like the world is ending outside.

My refusal to argue with folks doesn't mean I'm opposed to hearing viewpoints that differ from my own. It just means that when you start getting petty, pissy, and petulant, your opinion loses value to me. You've made the conversation hostile and now I don't care. As my bio says, argue with the wall.

The worst part of having a meltdown is the shame and embarrassment that comes afterwards. It's like...damn. I was really doing all that?

12 for most of it. I turned 13 late that year.

I reeeally don't have time for weird hostile energy. Go be mad at my opinion...over there.

I ate in a restaurant today for the first time in many months. Ethan says I did okay, and I guess I need to trust him on that. My anxiety was anxiety-ing, girl.

Conversations With Ethan! Me: "I thought you were leaning in to hug me, not pop a pimple." Ethan: "Why would you think a dumbass thing like that?" Me: "True."

Good news: my Discogs order shipped. Bad news: they can't find a CD I really wanted. I'm trying to be cool since 11 out of 12 items is better than no items at all. Luckily, it's not hard to find elsewhere. I just didn't wanna order from (and pay shipping to) a bunch of different stores.