My life won't be complete until Chevy Chase trips over his own feet and falls face first into a mound of cow shit. I know it's never gonna happen and it's just something I'm gonna have to deal with, but...

Bluesky shoulda stayed invite only.

I just wanted to get on here and say this before the rumors start flying. I know for some of you, this is going to heavily alter your opinion of me, and I'm prepared for the backlash. But it's time to start living my truth. So, here goes. I douse my grilled cheese sandwiches in sweet & sour sauce.

My newest vocal stim is saying "Lentils and bacon!" like Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy. I have no idea why. He never said that.

Something needs to be done about people using Bluesky Lists to bully people. I'm so tired of small-brained, grown ass Regina George wannabes treating Lists like their own personal Burn Book. It's giving high school. It's giving immature. It's giving after school special. Calm down, head cheerleader.

So, I only lasted about four minutes in Goodwill before we had to leave, and I've been beating myself up about it all day. Here's the thing, though. I may have only lasted four minutes, but it's four minutes more than if I hadn't gone at all. So, I need to give myself credit for that.

Is 2026 the year I let go of my abject hatred of rotisserie chicken? No, but I just needed everyone to know how I felt on the matter. More like NO-tisserie chicken.

Anxiety is no joke. It's so weird to think that something I've been doing my entire life suddenly feels like the scariest thing in the world. That being said, I think I'm gonna try going into a public building today. It's been about a month since I have. Y'all wish me luck.

The way I did this one time and never again. I'm noncommittal as fuck with shit like this. 🤣

From Panda Express: - Bigger Plate with fried rice - SweetFire Chicken - Beijing Beef - Honey Sesame Chicken And an extra entrée of Orange Chicken if I'm feeling blue. And let's just say I feel blue a lot. This meal has seen me through some THANGS.

What's up, y'all? I'm Pine-Sol.

I swear to GAWD, I'm about to crash all the way out if these "Julie" bots don't leave me the fuck alone. I've blocked like TEN of these motherfuckers.

"SUDHEER" For a while, I was beating myself up because there are soooo many butts in my art. But you know something? Butts are really fucking fantastic. So...here's another butt. #queerartist #queerart #blackartist #gayartist #gayart

I'm sick of hearing that social media isn't real life because it is for me. I'm the same offline as I am online. And I know that many of us are real people with hearts. So, don't treat me like pixels on a screen that vanish when you turn off your phone. Because I'm a real person and I have feelings.

Happy New Year, I guess?

I hate having the kind of brain that makes me lonely, but also makes me hate people.

Not Ethan trying to read me for filth because I wanted to give a Sim the name Nomen Clature. "It's a stupid name," he says while conveniently forgetting that the game literally has Sims named Bob Pancakes, Trashley Reelpearson, Layne Coffin, Inna Cents, and Bonehilda. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #BlackSimmer

This is the home in question. STUNNING work by my hubby. We just got the Pastel Pop Kit and we're living for it! Very fitting for Miss Kandi LaBarre. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #ShowUsYourBuilds #BlackSimmer

The worst part about having Panda Express is that an hour later, it feels like you never had Panda Express.

After I create Sims, Ethan builds homes to match. Yesterday, he made a FAB home for my Sim, Kandi LaBarre, but it didn't really fit her. But rather than having him start over, I gave her a makeover to match it, while also retaining her "bad bitch" style. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer

Aaaaand now, the moment you've all been waiting for. Ben Literal's first post of 2026. You ready for this? Are you REALLY ready for this?! Here it comes. *ahem* Sit that ass on my face.

So, I didn't kill myself in 2025. And I feel like that's something to be celebrated.

I put on a little weight this year and I don't feel bad about it. There are people who *want* me to feel bad about it, but...I don't.

I was with a man for five years and we couldn't stand each other's musical tastes. It was actually a huge point of contention, especially on road trips. Headphones and cold shoulders were *heavily* involved.

How the worst people on the planet are gonna be tomorrow after they tell people for hours on end that they haven't seen them sInCe LaSt YeAr.

It's laughable how people treat honesty like it's such a difficult thing. As if telling the truth is somehow tantamount to...oh, I dunno...pulling off your toenails with pliers. People will lie about the dumbest shit and I just don't understand why. THE DUMBEST SHIT.

This was fucking stupid. Sooooo fucking stupid! Adore, girl, I hope you were handsomely compensated because you were the only good part of this train wreck. This was like...laughably bad.

I've spent hundreds of dollars on Panda Express. Hundreds.

I'm 15 minutes into this movie and the only good part of it so far is Adore Delano.

I'ma be in the bed at midnight. Y'all have fun. 🤣

GIRL LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEUHHH #Sims4 #TheSims4

There is very little in my life that couldn't be solved by getting Stink Faced by Rikishi. Like...I'm just saying.

Conversations With Ethan! No Context Edition Me: "You're gonna be a fun corpse." Ethan: "That's the plan!"

When I was a kid, I'd get super upset—almost to the point of tears—when I'd be writing and have to flip the page over because the last few words didn't fit. To me, all the words were friends and the front page was a party. That meant the few words on the back side were left out and that made me sad.

Y'all say hi to Delson Belmont! A colorful character, in more ways than one! #Sims4 #TheSims4 #ShowUsYourSims #ShowUsYourMaleSims #BlackSimmer

Do we really need an edit button? Or do we just need to proofread?

There are many songs I haven't been able to listen to since I lost my mom five and a half years ago. This was one of them. But I made it through it today...and that's something.

It baffles me the things some of y'all will allow people to say in your presence just because you think they'll let you smash if you cloyingly cosign every ignorant ass thing they say. It's giving brownnoser. It's giving desperate.

This is the funniest thing I have ever said or will ever say.

Top 10 Kylie Songs It's No Secret Hand On Your Heart Heaven And Earth I Should Be So Lucky Love At First Sight What Do I Have To Do Better The Devil You Know A Second To Midnight All The Lovers Can't Get You Out Of My Head

At this point, I've only been playing #TheSims4 for a about a year and a half. And I'm sitting here with 217 Sims across 20 phases (the yellow ones are pets because I just bought the Cats & Dogs EP like two days ago). I...should probably wrap up my Forever World, eh? 🤣 #Sims4 #BlackSimmer

Show me an album your folks used to play and you still jam to today.

Rhythm Nation 1814, Dream Street, and The Velvet Rope.

On second thought, I named them FAB ST. (pronounced "fab street") because those are their initials. Farrah, Angela, Breezy, Selena, and Tania. #Sims4 #TheSims4 #ShowUsYourSims #BlackSimmer

Honestly, my heart breaks for Stu. Not only does he have to deal with the ups and downs of adolescence, but also with older brothers who tease him, a younger brother who ignores him, and parents who, as much as they try, can't seem to make time for him. #Sims4 #TheSims4 #BlackSimmer #ShowUsYourSims

Meet The Cohens! - Milty and Lydia are wacky scientist parents. - Son 1: Victor ("Io") has no job and loves tattoos. - Son 2: Leonel ("Lenny") is a a famed artist. - Son 3: Stuart ("Stu") is a teen sci-fi nerd. - Son 4: Samuel ("Shemmy") loves trains and dinosaurs. #TheSims4 #Sims4 #BlackSimmer

Conversations With Ethan! When you and your husband are both Simmers and he has to go to Lowe's. 🤣 #Sims4 #TheSims4

It's been 25 days since I last set foot in a public building and thinking about it honestly scares the crap out of me for two reasons. 1. The anxiety is so overpowering and I can't control it. 2. The longer I go without being in public, the harder it'll be to go back.

Do you ever hear someone saying some ignorant, hateful shit and wish you could just smash their face in with your ring hand without consequences?

How I'm walking out of 2025