New watch box

Watching Cool Hand Luke don't text

Combining two of my habits

Even when they predict something else downtown always ends up 75 and sunny

Basking

No algorithm could ever capture my essence. Do I want to discuss baseball today? No maybe I want to watch hardcore gay pornography and if not then maybe I want to argue about punk music or maybe I'll listen to some girlie pop while arguing about public transit and then maybe I'll read about WWI

Starting (lmao) my day a bit different at a new coffee shop that just opened near me

Bisexual erasure when we SHOULD be yelling at them for being selfish

I like it when people use their dating profiles to tell at society

Run run run

I was watching The Exorcist and it made me think of you

I’m so gay I could eat 1000 wheels of cheese

hey take a chill pill turkey

stop and smell the arm pits

sure am spending a lot of money who for someone saving money this weekend

Now Playing Friday: Bright Eyes "Lifted or the Story is in the Soil Keep your Ear to the Ground". Got it from JL Records in Lafayette, IN in 2008. Had never listened to Bright Eyes but it grabbed my eyes and have liked them sense!

Is Friday 🤘

It's good to blow off some steam every now and then

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LIEUTENANT DANNNN

What I'm calling my dick sucking quest

i listened to heavy metal at a young age and now i post things like this on the internet

Part of my job means removing any chance I have at bias which means Im forced to acknowledge to myself when I realize I might have an unconscious bias and it turns out, if you have podcasting equipment in your LinkedIn photo I'm very biased against you

THE BLUE MAN GROUP

Should be able to go to 3 or 4 Spring Training games next weekend: Thursday night @ Padres, Friday day @ the As, Saturday day @ Royals, Saturday night @ Cubs

i'm so gay I bet I could suck a thousand dicks

It's cool that zippos are still good

Thinking too much gives you wrinkles

Ok second attempt at being more eco-friendly with a battery should stick

Whoops bought more books but I've never read any of her stuff soooo

Look, you don't have to believe me, but 90% of the time when I get home Kepler is on the exact same page as me as to what bit we're going to do

Bay Area writers and theatre people: submit to Play Space tr.ee/APE7pev6oH

Old short story mags had the best illustrations

Trying to be a more chill person in my day to day (mentally, nobody around me knows I'm anxious as fuck at all times) and it's not working all that well

Tyler O'Neill I never want to learn anything about you other than this

Some guy in a Porsche kept trying to race me on my way to work but he wasn't doing very good at it and it was really funny

The manager of the USA WBC team did not know that runs allowed were factored in tie breakers and now, because of math (america's enemy numero uno), they could be eliminated tonight if Mexico beats Italy.

All work and no foreplay makes Jack a dull boy

oke doke adding another 13 months to my current place

"working on a farm is nice" says a person that is currently running multiple crowdfunding campaigns and Poasting instead of working on a farm

Why are (male) athletes becoming such huge dicks this year the minute they put on an USA jersey for any sport

Kep has settled into his "adult cat" personality over the last six months or so and oh my does it involve a lot of deeeeppppp sleeps

"Chinatown" is the second movie I've watched this year that is, without a doubt, not even the slightest bit overrated. Phenomenal.

Fixed my clock! (bought a new one)

woohoo welcome to the age of SaaS where efficiency is king yet leasing agents have to submit tickets to help desk to get renewal offers sent out

Boy howdy do I wish I had embraced pot for all those years I spent drunk

Posting the one I took accidentally so I don't feel vain

Hey google best way to get marshmallow fluff out of chest hair no don't post that stop

Bought Kepler new toys and I'm pretty sure the stuffing is all cat nip, in fact I left this one in the box but he found it anyway