The sky ocean combo is killing it today

frankly if the last month has taught me anything it's that I would rather succumb to drinking again before I ever start another SSRI again once I'm fully off this shit

Look away, look away, look at all that you've got Keep turning your head to the crimes in your blind spot Until you're left with the only question that matters Mirror, mirror, I am blameless When will I be fucking famous?

A lone flower released it's seed and came all over my living room

Cancelling my date tbh because I'm still not feeling 100% and any less than that is lazyyyyyy around others

Lmao what

I bought a printer mainly to print this homoerotic untitled baseball game from the Smithsonian open source site

Take that haters

11 Jul 2026

The usual Saturday

Good morning to thirty-seven!

Oh you're horny? Name three types of horns.

I am incredibly horny today which is, frankly, odd for me.

Friday evening

is a dozen potstickers a balanced dinner

Frankly just an ace place to unwind from the work week

they just let anyone drive uhauls huh

bouncing on it until my hip cramps up and I have to apologize and slowly roll off of you

BIGFOOT IS CRUCIAL TO THE ECOSYSTEM IF HE EXISTS

It's 2026 so obviously coffee and fast food birthday rewards are terrible now yet I'm going to get a boatload of free weed tomorrow, kinda evens out

Friyay.

Washing my bedding iykwim

Ok I worked out so I don't have to make myself go to the doctor this weekend, take that health

No Apple Music, "Today's Rock Music" doesn't include U2

Been too long since I've been to a show tbh

George Orwell:

call me crazy but sometimes I learn new information that overrides my existing ideas and instead of doubling down on my ignorance I adapt and grow

tbh not fully in a baseball game mood but ima get my elephant, a hot dog, and chill

This Pokemon type trend isn't fun unless I know what types are considered flirty and which are considered insulting

Sometimes books on Internet Archive or Project Gutenberg hurt my eyes to read so I reformat them, I'm going to start hosting them here, only one so far is Call of Cthulhu timbop.net/open-source-...

Trying to drink less energy drinks which means I'm buying them for $5 from the office vending machine instead of in bulk

I get so thrown off when I look at my chest and see muscular tits

The work bathroom makes me despise my coworkers indiscriminately

Don't ever say I'm not nice to children

Maybe I'll get a pool day pass somewhere Saturday, Margaritaville cabanas are only $60

Feeling like...90% Tim today. Maybe I'll be able to workout after work.

Happy 250th anniversary to July 9, 1776, when George Washington read to his troops because that was motivating 250 years ago

all of my political opinions are correct, I've just never been a big enough piece of shit to get selected to run for senate. i've only been your average, run of the mill piece of shit.

Do you think humans would be more willing to accept aliens if they were humanoid, insectoid, or beyond comprehension?

Once again, I must sugar my own churro :(

Neat

Another for the collection

Sup lovelies

Reddit ads are starting to try and get me into one of the local homesteading cults, maybe I'll do it for the bit

Learning from a random reddit comment thread that I've ruined numerous tees and towels because I use benzoyl peroxide in the shower

It's band tee shirt Wednesday let's give it up for band tee shirt Wednesday

hey so it turns out the aspirin I've been taking for my week long headache has been expired for four years which means it's just adding to my tummy issues instead, c'est la vie!