Happy Valentine’s Day to all the horror hounds!

Happy Friday the 13th! Here are some of my favorite memorable moments & characters that aren’t Jason 🔪🩸

New skill: catching balls!

"I am, I am, I am Superman And I know what's happening..."

Infosec used to be serious

Has Bad Bunny ever watched Night of the Lepus?

Happy Alpha Mammal Day to @emophilips.bsky.social 💜💙💗 My idol since ‘85!

I thought I wasn’t afraid of heights until my friend got me to do this VR experience… I took an elevator to the top floor of a building in NY and walked out on a plank and then fell to the ground. 😬 I was scared to death 🫣

I saw The Good Son for the first time last night, who wants to go ice skating with me?

This morning on the way to work (6:30) I saw 3 different men wearing all black and standing still by the side of multi lane roads - 3 totally different locations. #creepy

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

More golden rule, less golden decor

Rest in peace to the inspiring & creative Catherine O’Hara 😔

we are all zapruder now

Meanwhile in Bhm

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

Alex Jeffrey Pretti, licensed nurse

Introduce yourself w/ 5 concerts you’ve seen w/ Women lead singers The Breeders Fetchin Bones Joan Jett Billie Eilish Alabama Shakes

I 🖤 horror Oscar noms

A favorite childhood memory was watching The Bionic Watermelon on the Captain & Tennille show. Last night my friends & I watched a couple of crazy old episodes! 🍉😎

Scenes from the iconic moments birthday party for @leejgreen.bsky.social

what have we wrought?

I don't know that naming fruits after bodily fluids is such a good idea. The blood orange turned out OK but what's next: sweat melons? Urineberries?

No Ice is Noice!

So… are there any medications that don’t have sui*ide as a side effect? These commercials bring the fear!

We celebrated the beautiful birthday of @leejgreen.bsky.social - yes, one gift is tickets to see John Mulaney in Feb!

lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

‘l’Oeil’ (the Eye) floor lamp, by Nicola L. - France, 1969

I just watched Black Phone 2 & the whole time I was watching Finney I thought it was Paul Westerberg

"Renee was one of the kindest people I’ve ever known,” her mother said. “She was extremely compassionate. She’s taken care of people all her life. She was loving, forgiving and affectionate. She was an amazing human being.” www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...

My coworker’s socks

Lee called this the “PutEmUpasaurus”

2026 is starting off right! I just found out @emophilips.bsky.social will be in my town in May!! #emophilips #alphamammal

Congrats to Jello Biafra today youtu.be/nyvj_V7RgMw?...

TFW your friends turn on Hubie Halloween

Knowledge is power #usps

We’ve lost amazing artist and Not My Small Diary alum Dan Moynihan. I will share the gofundme link to help his widow and young son 💙

reminds me of my newest acquisition! #heathcliff #ham

some of the fabulous Xmas surprises I’ve received from friends this year!

wholesome

❄️ Ice Follies, 1939 ❄️

meanwhile on eBay

scream real loud

Are you ready for a less than zero christmas?

Devo makes me happy ♥️💛

One of my coworkers was asked to speak at our office Christmas party. He said “I see a lot of new faces this year… thanks to ozempic.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

DΞSIGN & ΛRT HΞΛVΞN: Happy birthday to my all-time favorite artist & designer, Ray Eames December 15, 1912-Sacramento, CA—August 21, 1988-Los Angeles, CA ❝I never gave up painting, I just changed my palette.❞

What’s the opposite of “no dice”?