It shocks me that the porn industry would risk sullying its reputation by association with Trump. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

I just spoke with my good friend Mitch McConnell, which begs the question: What am I doing in the deepest, darkest pit of Hell? 🤔🔥👿

If Michael Cohen was a frog he’d be running a water taxi service for scorpions. 🤦‍♂️ www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/mich...

Live shot of Chuck Schumer talking to Graham Platner right now

Laura Loomer is clinically insane and you shouldn’t believe a word coming out of her mouth. On the other hand, if anyone knows about brain death it’s Laura Loomer… 🤷‍♂️ www.thedailybeast.com/trump-confid...

There are four teenage boys playing video games in my rec room. The goat-smell is not insignificant… 🐐🐐🐐🐐

It would be a generational challenge to get Americans to embrace the Nordic model but it would provide a future worth living for. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/04/o...

“Supergirl” met with my 18 year-old daughter’s approval. I saw a lot to admire, including the lead performance, but I concede at least one thing felt wrong. I can’t say what it was without spoiling the movie. Anyway, give it a look and form your own opinion. share.google/SmzPsEIq4x7G...

Ways in which MAGAs might become unalive tonight: Heatstroke, Slip & Fall, Alcohol Poisoning, Lightning, Choking on Firework Smoke, Resisting Arrest. Any will do. I’m not picky. 🤷‍♂️🤞

The MAGA morons are blaming “geo-engineering” for the weather tonight. Or maybe they were saying “Jew-engineering.” I dunno, they were pretty drunk… 🤷‍♂️

Tonight would be the perfect night for it to happen. 🙏

Heartbreaking. Who could have seen this coming? 🤷‍♂️🤣 www.nytimes.com/2026/07/04/u...

He was a reasonable man. R.I.P. Lord Humungus.😢 share.google/KJJxKnA1KL0u...

Doctors are saying it’s too close to an election to declare Mitch McConnell dead, but morticians are saying the business of America can’t wait. 😵🤨🤷‍♂️

Literally billions of reasons he should end his days as a destitute prisoner. Trump’s Huge Windfall Has Few Known Global Precedents www.nytimes.com/2026/07/02/w...

“Man, if I was a non-union Scientologist with a cheating spouse I would book so many jobs.” - Things I’ve Learned from Casting Networks

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Boy, is it gonna suck when their wine is no longer turning into blood and their wafer isn’t turning into flesh. And they shouldn’t try performing any exorcisms if they know what’s good for them. This reading is from the Book of FAFO… www.nytimes.com/2026/07/02/w...

100 degrees with chance of thunderstorms, Donnie Dementia pushes the fireworks back so he can make a speech and the “largest fireworks show in history” will result in toxic air quality for anyone who attends? Could this be the Darwinian triumph we’ve all been waiting for? nymag.com/intelligence...

Next time I’m traveling north I may have to check these out. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/t...

I’m not saying I just mowed the entire front and back yard in 95+ degree heat, but I’m not not not nottttttyfhjbcv@# $64…….🥵🔥😵☠️🪦

The episode of NextGen that was only broadcast once and then never spoken of again… 😳🖖

In a sane world (an alt reality) today's dissents would sufficient to warrant Thomas, Gorsuch and Alito's impeachment and removal from office. If you defy the plain words, meaning, intent, history, precedent of a black letter constitutional injunction u are abusing your power and should be removed.

For the record, Thomas, Gorsuch and Alito voted to eliminate birthright citizenship. That’s the level of crazy sitting on the Supreme Court with a lifetime appointment.

If you owe a woman $5 million for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.

The Roberts Court is going into the books as the worst and most destructive SCOTUS in history. The next Dem President should burn it to the ground. www.npr.org/2026/06/29/n...

Actors Access self-tape shot and submitted. My 16-year old son is a good off-camera reader and really sells it as a three and twelve year-old girl. That said, if he gets a call-back and I don’t I’m disowning him.

My beanstalks are thriving but I’m not seeing many beans yet. Should I have kept our cow? 🐄🤨🫛

Apparently divine intervention does not include proofreading and editing. 🤨 open.substack.com/pub/drinkwis...

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." -- Mel Brooks, born #OTD 1926

An America where working people can make ends meet, live comfortably, afford healthcare, and have aspirational lives. But billionaires can’t become trillionaires. That’s the nightmarish dystopia Democratic Socialists envision.

For gosh sakes, algae fetishists, just stay home…

Unless cancer can be elected President Trump will probably always rank dead last. I still think it’s overly generous to score him in double digits.

So the Vice-President is spinning Watergate as no big deal and the President is getting dog-walked by Iran. Did I hit my head and wake up in the 1970s? 🤕

JD Vance appears to have confused his political future with his sofa. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u...

When nature tells you it’s time to harvest…

If I can have the vigor of Mel Brooks and William Shatner in their late 90s I would be very grateful. I mean, I’d like to have their vigor now but this nap ain’t gonna take itself…

If you’re in Burbank the evening of Wednesday August 5th and want to see me act, here is your opportunity! burbankinternationalfilmfestival.eventive.org/films/6a2943...

If you asked an AI to recreate Kurt Vonnegut’s asshole sketch this is likely what you’d get. Well played, Anthropic. 👏👏👏

Well, well, well, not well at all. Breaks my heart. Honest. 🤞https://newrepublic.com/post/212206/eli-lilly-obesity-drug-79-year-old-patient-trump-health

Buttigieg: After Trump leaves office – & he will – there will be a temptation to turn the clock back. But going back is the wrong answer – the flaws in our economic, social, & political systems are what brought us to this moment Going back to the status quo isn't possible – we can do much better

I hear Disney is going to rename their duck. A lot of people are saying… www.notus.org/donald-trump...

Alan Greenspan has died at 100. I guess now we’ll learn whether you can, in fact, take it with you. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

Happy Father's Day 🖤

There will be statues of Trump in Tehran. On his knees of course. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/o...

Many leftists hate Israel. So why are they mad that Trump is giving Israel's greatest enemy $300 billion to build a nuclear bomb?

Probably not enough to make a difference in the short term but over time Darwin always wins. 🤷‍♂️ www.fastcompany.com/91561329/wid...