Hilarious if one knows what a physical coward Trump is. He can’t even fire people himself, let alone get violent unless it’s with a woman or girl half his size.

Taught myself a new trick today: Ask myself what a person who’s not a fraudulent imposter would do and then do those things. It worked.🤷‍♂️

New plan: Move to a monastery and wait for the end. gizmodo.com/the-worst-le...

Trump has always been a criminal, but now it looks like he’s just breaking as much stuff as he can before Satan calls him home. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/o...

In case you need any more motivation to hold the most corrupt "president" in U.S. history accountable. #Register&VOTE 🌊

“Forever” in this case means until January of 2029 at which point the barbed wire colonoscopy of all things Trump must begin, sans anesthesia. This criminal family must never know a moment’s peace this side of the dirt. www.newsnationnow.com/politics/tru...

To those who "don't do politics": I believe that politics is gonna do YOU. 😒

My body belongs on a Swiss mountainside or in an Irish bog. It has no business anywhere that gets into the 90s. 🥵

Tom Kane - the voice of Professor Utonium on The Powerpuff Girls and Mr. Herriman on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (among many others) - passed away today, due to complications following a stroke. He was 64.

Boy, if I wanted to work non-union Scientology videos all the time Casting Networks would be my ticket to ride…🤷‍♂️

“The best people…” www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/investi...

Really great performance by Jon Bernthal. Title a bit deceptive. It’s more than one. 🤫 #punisher www.imdb.com/title/tt3604...

It was ever thus…😔 www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/o...

My preferred method of shedding blood for a good cause. And you get juice and cookies.🩸🧃🍪

We can’t allow the crazies to take over the Dems too. One party of lunatics is bad enough. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/o...

Time to check E-Bay. Again…

The Trump/RFK Junior body count is impressive. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 we are so effing stupid in this country.

Not gonna lie. It bothers me that robots have started taking live walk-around gigs from human actors. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/t...

My knuckles are the most luminous shade of white…😳

I think I visit cemeteries the same way young people visit colleges. Like “Cool campus. I’ll bet I could fit in here…” 🤓🪦🤨

Jupiter and Venus were shouting at each other tonight. Brilliant sight on my evening stroll. Would have liked to have seen Uranus but I left my 200-inch telescope on Mount Palomar. 🤓🔭✨

I had a vicious Giuliani one-liner that I deleted. I’m going soft.

AI Peanuts cartoons are the worst.

Any self-tape where your daughter comes downstairs to see if you’re alright is probably good enough to send. I should have put that in the submission notes…🤗🎭

Happy birthday to Niccolo Machiavelli, a real Prince of a human being! You are loved even if it is better to be feared!🥳

If you were ten years old the night Gwen Stacy died you never really got over it. 1973 was a traumatic year for comic book fans. Gwen at Marvel in July and ERG-1 (later Wildfire) at DC in June. (1/2) www.nytimes.com/2026/05/01/a...

I think the word “quietly” is the tell for AI-generated word-slop. “So and so didn’t make a big deal of __. They just quietly did ___.” Followed by The Simple but Profound Lesson.

Thirty-seven years waiting for a comic book. That’s a Miracleman/1963 Annual level wait. Still pleasant to visit the late 80s again. It was a good time to be a fan-boy. 🤓 #swampthing #morningofthemagician #rickvietch #dccomics

Just blocked a “science” account that posts 💩AI imagery “as seen from space!” So offensively stupid I even bothered to report it.

Today was Free Comic Book Day. May is Mental Health Awareness Month. All overlaps should be this good. 🤓❤️

Can I bitch for a second? Would that be okay? Because I want to bitch about our education system and the massive blind spots many have in this country when it comes to our education system. (thread)

R.I.P. Gerry Conway. Thank-you for the stories that made a long-ago kid think and feel, daydream and aspire. 💔 www.marvel.com/articles/com...

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

And now for another Presidential update. #Cdnpoli #Uspoli

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

The last tankers to have gotten out of the Strait of Hormuz have now docked. All the rest of the oil is now in the control of Iran indefinitely. Enjoy that $4.19 a gallon gas while it lasts. “Thanks, Donald!”💸

The new acting Secretary of the Navy, Hung Cao, who is replacing John Pelan, is a theocratic loony who thinks California is infested with witches. The only thing the Trump administration shows *any* aptitude for is filling its job openings with unqualified kooks.

I grieve for what was once my hometown paper, the one that took down Nixon.

I miss Roger. He died at 70 and took so much wisdom with him. Meanwhile, the worst person this country has ever vomited up lives on, with no end in sight.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

Look at the pen work on this Alex Raymond RIP KIRBY strip! My gawd.

It’s hard not to be preoccupied by the reality that the President of the United States is threatening to wipe out a civilization so he can clean up in the stock market.🤢

It amazes me that a species capable of such miracles can also elect Trump.

Dementia Don just posted top secret information on his TS page.

Again: the gun you keep in the home for “protection” increases your risk of homicide by 3-fold, of suicide by 5-fold, and for men, risk of suicide more than 10-fold The second you bring a gun into the home you’ve dramatically increased the risk of death for your family 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Thinking a lot of the Buddhist doctrine of impermanence lately. It’ll pass.

Two thoughts occur on the news that Disney has laid off 1000 Marvel VFX artists. First, has Disney decided the superhero thing has peaked? Second, did someone tell them AI can now do all the stuff the VFX team used to? 🤔