Democrats want to release the Epstein files and keep 20 million Americans from losing their healthcare. Republicans don’t so they’re shutting down the government to protect billionaires and pedophiles.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

It appears the game manufacturer Electronic Arts is being bought by the Saudis and Jared Kushner. I’ll have to be sure not to buy any of their products from now on. apnews.com/article/ea-e...

It probably didn’t occur to Dear Orange Leader and Secretary Kegsbreath how stupid it is to bring all the people who could actually stage a military coup together in the same room.

Upper left of the original. 🤦‍♂️

Make yourself watch all 35 seconds of this and ponder that it was posted by the President of the United States. I guarantee to you our few remaining allies are thinking very hard about what they need to do over the next few years, maybe decades. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

SAG and all affiliated unions should make it clear that no members can appear in anything with an AI. This is not “Roger Rabbit.” There is literally no human component to it. Let the porn industry have it. Any agent that reps AI should be deserted by close of business. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

They should rename the plane the MS St. Louis. Look it up. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/w...

Noticed this room at Fair Oaks Mall today and thought “Why not give it a go?” If you check the homepage of any news site tonight you’ll see it didn’t work. Again…🤦‍♂️

Zuckerberg just sent me $36.73 via PayPal for selling all my info to China, Iran or Satan. I forget which. Hey Elon/DOGE, can I talk to you for a second?

I can forgive college kids for being callow and even offensively stupid. They’re just beginning to understand the world. I can’t forgive full-grown adults for pretending posts criticizing Charlie Kirk are “incitements to violence” and therefore firing offenses. 1/2 www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/u...

A perfectly beautiful sunset sky with a half-moon behind a wisp of cloud. Made going on a beer run for my wife even more worthwhile.❤️🌓🍺

So exhausting..

Just watched the clip and, while it looks unnaturally clean and smooth, it is also the most jargon-laden, devoid of soul thing I’ve seen since the last AI generated piece of crap I accidentally stepped in. Souls costs money, tech bros. You of all people should know that. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Can you imagine achieving the highest rank possible in a military career only to dragged across the globe to sit through a half hour lecture on “ethos” from a drunk, wife-beating weekend Fox News host? abcnews.go.com/Politics/def...

Spend your career making life harder for average citizens and easier for crazies to get guns. Yeah, I can see why you’d want to spend more tax dollars on bodyguards. 🇺🇸 www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Damn, Peacemaker.👍🤯

I will live to see the truth commissions. I will live to see the trials.

A comedy festival in Saudi Arabia? I’m sure whoever plays there will kill! The club in Riyadh is called The Funny-Bonesaw! The show runs 9-11!

But her e-mails! 🎻🤷‍♂️😏 abcnews.go.com/US/former-fb...

As an actor I handle fake prop guns on a regular basis. I own a starter pistol that can detonate blank charges. For no reason it just occurred to me I haven’t handled or fired a real weapon in over 40 years.🤔

I just learned Trump issued an executive order to reinstate the death penalty in Washington DC.

I wonder if ICE and other Trump minions think they’re going to get Presidential pardons in January 2029. Have they really thought through the likelihood of this? What happens if he dies before then? What happens if he wants money they don’t have for their pardons? Bad long-term thinking.

Any Jersey girl knows you don’t turn rat. newjerseyglobe.com/governor/she...

Cool. Now Bezos will have to reach into his sofa cushions. 🤷‍♂️ Amazon settles U.S. lawsuit over Prime subscriptions www.npr.org/2025/09/25/n...

Washington Post: “Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered hundreds of the U.S. military’s generals and admirals to gather on short notice at a Marine Corps base in Virginia next week.” So it’s either “This could have been an email” or someone’s getting strangled with piano wire.

Recommended reading: Rudolph Herzog's book about humor — what jokes were allowed, what jokes weren't, what jokes could get you imprisoned, what jokes could get you shot — during the Third Reich. It's sobering reading right now, as Trump attacks comedians, late night talk show hosts, and actors.

Another Trump Nazi trying to erase his past: mezha.net/eng/bukvy/je...

An ABC Afterschool Special in one minute. 👏👏👏 youtu.be/h_xwJ5u9I8o?...

I’m going to guess once I go to that website one of two things will happen: 1. I have to click on something that will load some truly apocalyptic malware into my computer. (1/2)

Donald Trump is about to have me indicted on bogus charges. Here’s why I’m still glad I got him elected in 2016. by James Comey

Apparently the whole idea of “Rapture” was the invention of American Christian fundamentalists in the 1830s. One more apology we owe the world.🤦‍♂️

I will never in my life understand the level of madness and self-hatred it takes to be a “Log Cabin Republican.” www.washingtonian.com/2025/09/23/l...

Cool, Donald Trump. Now do an Epstein’s List Walk of Fame. Seriously, maybe the three former Presidents who aren’t dying of cancer could issue a statement about not looking like a middle school bitch. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Damn, I hate that I missed seeing this. www.wusa9.com/article/news...

In case you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in a Trump supporter’s head.🤦‍♂️

Guys, I think we’re finally going to see “Pee-Pee Tape: The Director’s Cut!” 🇷🇺🍊💦 truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

Don’t read if you’re already despairing or furious, but the “pro-life” President and his MAGA minions are killing children across the globe. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/o...

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

If you know you know.❤️🚅

When “vote blue no matter who” doesn’t extend to immensely popular candidates like Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh, we MUST question the integrity of Democratic Party leadership. Either start fighting for the people or get out of office. #USPOL #leftist

Today I learned the author of “The Anarchist Cookbook” became an Anglican Christian in 1976 and has been trying unsuccessfully to get it taken out of print ever since. My copy is downstairs, Mr. Patel.

I can’t help but think the one-time richest man in the world could have solved this problem decisively and no questions would have been asked. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...

In America “Thou shalt not fuck with the money.” This doesn’t go four years. 🤷‍♂️ www.axios.com/2025/09/22/t...

As I understand it there are two theories as to who gets raptured: 1. “Whosoever believeth in Me, etc…” You’ve been saved, followed the rules (all ten) and you’re good to go. 2. A very exclusive club, a finite number, predetermined and nothing you can say or do will make a difference. (1/2)

The current owner of Sinclair Broadcast Group, David Smith, got busted for having oral sex with a hooker in his car. But tell me more about how offensive Jimmy Kimmel is. www.salon.com/2004/10/22/s...

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

The more I listen to people who don’t like Mamdani the more I like Mamdani.👍

Hey, you can’t have Wisconsin without SIN! 🍿😁 www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...