@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! He celebrated a birthday a couple days ago , wishing him many more! Here’s a pic from a post-show meet in New Orleans!

The “Emo Philips Plays Columbus, Fort Wayne & Toledo” Tour is delighted (& relieved) to be adding the following cities: Columbus Fort Wayne Toledo emophilips.com/shows/

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Our second date to see our friend on his tour with Weird Al (such a tight show). This time in our neck of the woods-albeit still separated for social distancing.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips Monday! First Post-pandemic visit. Touring with his friend @weirdalyankovich.bsky.social no chance for a pic with, but this one seems appropriate.

Can’t forget @emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Drove through a snowstorm to Burlington Vermont for a special pre-Xmas treat! #BurlingtonComedyClub

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!" Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene 1 #ShakespeareSunday

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Pre-pandemic Vegas (at Jimmy Kimmels comedy club).Front row surprise for our friend.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday Winchester, Va; on the 50th anniversary of the first Moon landing! We were over-the-moon with laughter!

Ushering in’26 with my sister in Denver, and of course, @emophilips.bsky.social

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! We, oddly, did not get a pic with our friend after the 6th visit in Cumberland, Maryland. So here’s one from the venue with Emos foot.

@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday. 5th pic from West Palm Beach, Florida;after a rainy drive across the state.

At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows. Love’s Labour’s Lost 1.1 #ShakespeareSunday

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! 4th meeting opportunity (in Fort Myers).

"Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky, That dost not bite so nigh As benefits forgot: Though thou the waters warp, Thy sting is not so sharp." As You Like It #ShakespeareSunday

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! our third meeting in beautiful Charleston,South Carolina

That I might sleep out this great gap of time. Antony and Cleopatra (1.5) #ShakespeareSunday

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday, our second meeting (Flat Rock, N.C. ) We traveled many miles to be entertained.

That winter lion, who in rage forgets. Henry VI, Part II #ShakespeareSunday

As we all don't seem to know - comedians don't choose which town they play. They get booked by the venues not the other way round. If you want to see someone in your town, message your local venue

@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.

"Summer shall come, and with her all delights, But dead-cold winter must inhabit here still." The Two Noble Kinsmen, A2S2 #ShakespeareSunday

O, call back yesterday, bid time return Richard II  Act III Scene 1 #ShakespeareSunday

He was a man Of an unbounded stomach, ever ranking Himself with princes;... His own opinion was his law: i'th' presence He would say untruths, and be ever double Both in his words and mean- ing King Henry VIII Act IV Scene 2 #ShakespeareSunday

Deep night, dark night, the silent of the night… The time when screech-owls cry and ban-dogs howl, And spirits walk and ghosts break up their graves Henry VI, pt 2 Act I Scene 4 #ShakespeareSunday #Halloween

So saddened by this news.

That time of year thou mayst in me behold When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang Upon those boughs which shake against the cold, … - Sonnet 73 #ShakespeareSunday

in lieu of a globe, flat earthers can substitute a lazy susan

Blusies- @emophilips.bsky.social absolutely KILLED in Cleveland Sunday night! If you are lucky enough to have a show of his nearby see him.

I don't think it's my place to judge. That place belongs to trolls on the internet.

When daisies pied and violets blue And lady-smocks all silver-white And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue Do paint the meadows with delight Love's Labour's Lost  Act V Scene 2 #ShakespeareSunday

Woe to the land that's govern'd by a child! Richard III Act II Scene 3 #ShakespeareSunday

'All the world will be in love with night, And pay no worship to the garish sun.' Romeo and Juliet #ShakespeareSunday

“My life, my joy, my food, my all the world!” - King John (Act 3, Scene 4) #ShakespeareSunday

Afternoon lighting makes the back of the house look like an Edward Hopper painting. @edwardhopper

”Chez Tortoni” by Édouard Manet (1875) #impressionism #art

Does MAGA understand just how terrible all their art would be if they got rid of “woke” people? It would just be Kid Rock singing over the credits of a Ben Shapiro-produced movie about Gina Carano & Dean Cain teaming up to stop a trans person from giving poor kids free lunches.

Since I was a man Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder, Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never Remember to have had. (King Lear) #ShakespeareSunday

Knowing I loved my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom. The Tempest Act I Scene 2 #ShakespeareSunday

Happy Father's Day to the Founding Fathers, who didn't want no wockaflockin' king!

We could have had it all. But white supremacy, propaganda and greed make white people ecstatic. #FathersDay

Suppose that I am now my father's mouth; Henry VI #ShakespeareSunday

“Stand, stand, and fight!” - Cymbeline [act 5 scene 2] #ShakespeareSunday

@emophilips.bsky.social Friday. Performance tonight with the #nerddutemps @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in freaking Wyoming. @heliumBuffalo let’s get it together.

Disappointment to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal; it strengthens, tempers, intensifies, but never destroys it.

"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May..." Sonnet 18 #ShakespeareSunday

"In the meantime, let me be that I am,  and seek not to alter me." - Much Ado About Nothing (Act I, Scene III) #ShakespeareSunday

@emophilips.bsky.social Friday! Touring and causing hilarity , hopefully near you!

“I'll be back When the week is new. And I'll have more ideas for you. And you'll have things you'll want to talk about. I will too.” Fred Rogers