It was over like 3 hours ago and I’m still buzzing.

This game was begging for a hero, and Colton Cowser delivered for a second day in a row. www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...

Oh @joelskeetsos.bsky.social Double up kid.

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MOTHERFUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Wow. Best game I’ve watched in a long time.

Putting all my faith in 0-4 Holiday to win this game is what being an O’s fan is all about.

Let’s go JJ!! What a game.

I think Cowser is in.

WOOOO!!!!!

Can someone tell Gunner he’s allowed to hit the ball.

Let’s go O’s!!! Let’s go O’s!!! Let’s go O’s!!! Let’s go O’s!!! Let’s go O’s!!!

Orioles fans greeted Cedric Mullins with a standing ovation in his first game back in Baltimore

💯

Ceddy!!!!!!! Need to put Mullins my jersey on.

Moooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Two lessons learned. 1. Don’t park in front of the EV chargers. 2. Don’t doubt the fury of a tiny cute pink EV.

This little 🐷 went to market, this little 🐷 stayed home. This little 🐷 had Big Macs, this little 🐷 had none. This big, fat, orange piece of shit 🐷 went “WAA WAA WAA I wasn’t allowed to treason, I want money.” Easy.

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

So why not throw home? Didn’t look like the runner was in the way. By Adley wasn’t covering the plate.

Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence

Make a joke using "conserved sperm complex". A teacher in high school accused me of having a conserved sperm complex. My socks would not agree.

Just so I understand correctly, leaders of countries can now go to OTHER COUNTRIES & actually arrest the elected leaders of those countries if they feel the leader is guilty of crimes? Hello, Canada? DID YOU HEAR THIS?🤔

Amazing. Time for night-night.

I just tried to make one of the cats feel my (flabby) muscle and he just walked away. I always feel his muscles. First time ever that a cat has not reciprocated muscle feeling.

So my wife and I are going to Portugal and Spain for 3 weeks. Anything good to do there or should I just get a gout flare up?

I hate him so much. SO MUCH.

You know what ship Gen-Xers.

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

Democrat Congressmember: Please stop posting on social media about all the horrors the Trump administration is leveling upon this country. WE ARE FUCKING AWARE. We are BEGGING YOU to tell us what you are doing to stop him & what the plan is to begin rebuilding all that he has destroyed.

Denvis.

Just scored tickets to @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social!!! at the Lincoln Theater in Sept. So excited.

This brought me joy.

Thinking of applying for some of that sweet, sweet $1.7B DOJ honey. If POTUS can lie 15 times/day, why can't I lie and say I was wrongly prosecuted with no evidence (no evidence of my trial)?

Happy 76th Birthday to Mark Allen Mothersbaugh, co-founder, lead vocalist and keyboardist of the new wave band Devo, born May 18, 1950, Akron, Ohio Photo by Michael Ochs Archive #punk #punkrock #newwave #markmothersbaugh #devo #punkrockhistory

The Washington Nationals have identified and banned at least one individual from Nationals Park after he unfurled a sign during Sunday’s game that directed fans to a white nationalist website and called for the deportation of “100+ million,” according to a team spokesperson.

When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it.

Invert a band. Spatula.

Look at this slop job. The only reflecting that should be done here is why 77 million Americans voted for the return of this insane maniac.

@willsommer.bsky.social might be a story here.

Great idea. Contact added. Will call tomorrow.

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

Sometimes no one expects the Spanish Inquisition or the 2 seam fastball. Hilarious.

LET’S GO O’s LET’S GO O’s LET’S GO O’s LET’S GO O’s

B2b HRs!!!!!

These are my 3 electric guitars. If I had to keep only one (luckily I don’t - yet) which one should I keep. I love them mostly the same. American made ‘93 Fender Strat. ‘84 Mexican Tele with Fischman Greg Koch pickups. PRS Studio S2 limited Edition.

Baseball is back and I'm sharing photos from all the ballparks I have visited over the year. This is from last year in Baltimore, Maryland. Just outside the park is this statue of legendary ballplayer Babe Ruth. The Babe was born right here in Baltimore on February 6, 1895.

Just a thought, we settle Trump’s stupid IRS suit for $10B BUT he has to resign to get the money. Do we take that deal?

HA!