This week is crushing me and I can't wait for @newnextfilmfest.bsky.social at The Charles this weekend, particularly Stavvy introducing COMMANDO (1985) Saturday night

Lifted for the first time in 5 months on Sunday (was focused on cardio this summer) and now I remember why I never spent much time doing upper body stuff even when I was a 3-4x week lifter for years. I can deal with my legs being sore but I am the world's biggest baby if my chest or shoulders hurt

117 pitches! Playoff baseball baby

Max Fried just doesn't look right as a Yankee pitcher. He's so lanky. When I think of Yankees pitchers I picture David Wells and Roger Clemens, these absolute units, and a bunch of middle relievers who had no discernible crossover point between their neck and their head

can you imagine sitting in that audience as a three-star flag officer — decades in the service, multiple post-grad degrees and a virtually unequaled level of command expertise — and being forced to watch this dunderheaded dry drunk give an off-brand jordan belfort seminar?

Love to take my silly little mental health walks while my government publicly plots the destruction of everything and everyone I know and love 👍

After Maryland consolidates the Real America (DC-NYC) we will then put New England under a vassal order and expel the Patriots from the NFL

No storage of personal belongings... Except cars of course. Those don't count for some reason

In a sane country with competent leadership, the 50 highest-ranking Democrats would call a press conference to denounce what just happened as a threat to the republic and demand Trump's immediate impeachment and removal from office. I don't know he could make his intentions more clear.

Just to clarify: 1. Fascists are not smart 2. Fascists do not have to be smart to do harm via fascism 3. Fascism works in part through aesthetics 4. The administration is being run by fascists who are doing fascism 5. Their unpopularity/fuck ups should not lead us to think 2-4 are not true

big shoutout to all my neighbors in Pennsylvania. really smart bunch we've got in the Keystone State

Be sure to stick around after the Riyadh Comedy Festival for the annual Jehovah's Witness Blood Drive

I feel like I have been a relatively informed political observer over the course of my life and I really have no idea what is going on with the Labour Party. Just seems like a real ??? -> ??? -> Victory? logic chain occurring with everything they do

not Great Value Phil Leotardo 😭

Tampa is pretty objectionable but I'll go Omaha

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Got my flu shot today, you're welcome America

can never forget that Fred Trump spent his later years totally gaga but surrounded by a gaggle of senility-denial-enablers who drove him to a make believe office where a make believe secretary had him sign make believe papers—which sounds cute til you see the sequel & the secretary is Stephen Miller

Not only should AI not be used in the production of cinema but the movies should all go back to Fort Lee and be about damsels dangling off the Palisades for 5-10 years as atonement

Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

Somebody should do something about all the problems

“We can’t help poor people because that will help black people” is an unusually honest expression of Republican policy goals

AOC just sent out an email subject line "Communist manifesto" and unfortunately it's not about how the Communist manifesto is good

i would like to thank Taharka Brothers for making a thoroughly wretched day a little less bad

As a young millennial I am ambidextrous and also in favor of audio articles. Basically hook the content hose directly into my brain whatever way is easiest. That's the analog-digital transition period promise

Bob Melvin fired, would you like to join the other orange and black team in a city by the bay?

EW bonus ep discussed that apparently people under 30 don't know how to tell time using analog clocks which is pretty odd to me considering that every classroom I sat in during my Pre-K - College education had an analog clock on the wall. Have they updated those to digital HH:MM clocks now?

So which Orioles are we reasonably sure have played their final game with the franchise? All MASN has been talking about all week is that Mounty is obviously gone.

not really sure why glen powell is suddenly everywhere but he's getting on my nerves

Chris collinsworth "pash rush" meter off the charts tonight

Orioles average attendance per game 2022: 16,893 2023: 23,911 (+29%) 2024: 28,162 (+15%) 2025: 22,267 (-21%) 2026: ?

Football is silly for a lot of reasons but one of the big ones is that the season is already a quarter over and the sport shouldn't even begin play until next week

i see the ravens are once again playing for a field goal. cool cool cool

called it

Gunnar Henderson vs Luis Gil Home Run (17) 💣 Exit velo: 103.7 mph Launch angle: 41 deg Projected distance: 355 ft This would have been a home run in 2/30 MLB ballparks, but not at Oriole Park at Camden Yards HR in: NYY, TB BAL @ NYY 🔺 4th

Jordan Westburg vs Luis Gil Home Run (17) 💣 Exit velo: 107.1 mph Launch angle: 32 deg Projected distance: 414 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks BAL @ NYY 🔺 4th

does the yankees organ person know any other song but Owner of a Lonely Heart

like once a month I find out online that some Mid-Atlantic foodstuff I've taken for granted as being normal my entire life is actually bizarre. not even exaggerating, it's a routine occurrence lol

i need a food sanity check from the bluesky hive mind. when you read the words "chicken and dumplings" do you picture a dish that looks like the item on the left or the one on the right?

intolerable that every time you open Adobe now you have to click 7 different x's to close pop up windows for AI and sidebar bump-outs just to get to a clean screen where you can actually cleanly read the PDF you downloaded, which is the entire point of the software

Before you post about American politics on social media, you should have to solve a Captcha-like “puzzle” and it’s literally just “Arrange these presidential elections by the winner’s margin in the popular vote: 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020, 2024”

if literally everything else is the same except that the upper peninsula of michigan was part of wisconsin and the florida panhandle was part of alabama, clinton wins decisively and Trump becomes a forgotten joke. It makes you think! bsky.app/profile/lisa...

*sad trombone*

Friend just texted me "Sitting on top of the ruins of a mountaintop castle is a pretty nice feeling" and this was my response

Periodic reminder that the United States has the most incarcerated people in the world on an absolute basis and is 5th by incarceration rate per inhabitant, being 1st by a mile among countries that could reasonably be considered 'developed'. Americans are the least free but think ONLY they are free.

Wick is not the John I see

Guardians 15.5 games back in July and made the playoffs meanwhile Orioles big boy Yalie gets made POBO

calling it the weekEND is so depressing. should be the weekSTART. free time shouldn't be an afterthought to a life of toil

Really would like to never pitch to either of these guys ever again to be honest