folks I can watch the Yankees play in da pictures with Spence and Kate I don't need to see the real thing

time to see what they added to the Criterion Channel for May!

Oh good

What if Western Maryland College had been renamed for Trevor Rogers instead of William Roberts McDaniel and it was now called J-Daniel College

13-year NBA veteran Jason Collins has died at 47 years old after a battle with Stage 4 glioblastoma. Collins was the first active, openly gay player in NBA history. RIP.

I accidentally put the wooden lady on the back side of my ship and all the other captains laughed at me and said that’s the gay side

Trevor J-Daniel Rogers back on the mound

Lifting weights is magic because you just eat a ton of arroz con gandules and then every 2 months you need smaller jeans

The year Chipper Jones retired at age 40 he had a 124 OPS+ which would be the 4th highest on the 2026 Orioles

Spotify has just informed me that the first song I ever played on it on October 3, 2011 was Your Time Starts Now by the prog rock band Van Der Graaf Generator which probably tells you how popular I was with the ladies in college

Not to be too much of a fiscal responsibility scold but as a rigid leftist with an intimate understanding of spreadsheets I really have to ask: where are the adults in our society who recognize that everyone has to make shared sacrifices to ensure the public good and that doing so is valorous?

Larry Hogan is having a conniption watching this from Fager's Island

the song of the day is the sunshine pop vocal remake of the jazz instrumental Grazing in the Grass by the Friends of Distinction from 1969. Baby can you dig it?

23 unanswered points. Pistons offense looking absolutely toilet bowl

Got a knock on my door after 9pm, I tepidly answer, and it's a neighbor I don't know asking me if I will take extra birthday cake off their hands because they can't eat any more of it and have no room in their freezer. I don't even know what all is in this but now I have cake. I love this goofy city

Tyler O'Neill caught a ball in the outfield? Is he allowed to do that?

Rita Dove, "Describe Yourself In Three Words or Less"

Broke out my Robert Frost collected works and I forgot how tedious this guy is

Seems I was right to not stay in and watch this one

Taylor Ward at the plate

The next entry on the 1,001 albums list is Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan, released June 20, 1966. What can you really say about it? It's the greatest double album ever, the greatest singer-songwriter album ever, and it has 4 of the greatest individual album sides ever. It's immaculate.

Now I'm not saying we should throw at Carlos Cortes. But I'm also not saying we shouldn't...

You know what movie came out in 1973? Robin Hood. I fucking loved Robin Hood when I was 10 thank you very much

Recent life PR on the squat. 205 5x5. Matched PRs on the overhead and barbell curl. We are so back. This has been your lifting update

The next entry on the 1,001 albums list is arguably the greatest record of all time, Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys, released May 16, 1966. If anyone says anything bad about this album they should be exiled to an ice floe

The next block of records on the 1,001 albums list has to be one of the heftiest stretches in the entire collection. When Freak Out! is the weakest link in a 3 part chain you know something wild is happening

The next entry in the 1,001 albums list is Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & the Raiders, released May 9, 1966. This is a better record than I was expecting. Good mix of solid hard-edged (for the time) rockers and Brill Building pop stuff. Nothing mandatory but a good use of half an hour

The next entry in the 1,001 albums list is Aftermath by the Rolling Stones, released April 15, 1966. The UK original version of this record is really incredible despite not including Paint It Black, which kicks off the US version. I used to have this one on vinyl but alas I didn't take care of it.

why does it look like the splitter is trying to flip a +2 trump district?

If half of this actually happens it would be a miracle on the order of Lazarus

Millions of carrots, carrots for me. Millions of carrots, carrots for free

The song of the day is The Natives Are Restless Tonight by the Horace Silver Quintet from the 1965 album Song For My Father