I'm tired of fake trends. Come back soon @trendingworld.bsky.social. @terraprotege.bsky.social

Nice picture of Rolf Harris.

@mredbyrne.bsky.social Were you nonplussed when @daraobriain.bsky.social gave you a gold plated dead wasp for Christmas?

Which supernatural detective starred in Back to the Future? Michael J Fox Mulder.

#WHAMAGEDDON!!! I was taken out by another Twitch streamer at 7:46pm on the last day. So close. Only had 4 hours or so to survive. Better luck next year. #whamageddon2025

Almost #Whamageddon. I was watching a stream on Twitch and thought I’d been Whammed, but it was Careless Whisper, not Last Christmas. It doesn’t get much closer. #Whamegeddon2025

“Which wiener plays tennis? Penis Williams” ~Sandi Toksvig #quote

My thanks go out to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for continuing his endorsement our pre-owned bubble gum business #ChewToo. #SecondhansIsNotSoBland TM

“How did Noel Gallagher feel after Liam Gallagher shagged him? He was pretty bummed.” ~Ainsley Harriott #quote

“I was very careful when teaching my son about sex. I made sure we used a condom.” ~Denise Welch #quote

Nice picture of Simon Cowell.

Nice picture of Bob Geldof.

Nice picture of Elijah Wood.

“Smelling like fish made me a natural choice for a mermaid.” ~Daryl Hannah #quote

Who remembers hedgehog flavoured crisps? I loved those.

@mredbyrne.bsky.social When you accidentally hocked up a particularly minty phlegm nugget, did you leave on the side to dry, put it in a sweetie wrapper and give it to @daraobriain.bsky.social?

“What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? Ho, ho, ho!” ~Bobby Davro #quote

Symbols and Sacrifice by Sindaco #Bandcamp #MentalGrooveRecords Pretty epic. Great sound design and a deep journey. mentalgroove.bandcamp.com/album/symbol...

Hello folks! “Tragedy Plus Time” is now available to stream at edbyrne.com May I humbly request you tell anyone you think might want to know. X

“I used to hate facial hair, but then i grew on me.” ~Kemi Badenoch #quote

Damn, they sold out… keziefoods.co.uk/product/exot...

I hope this isn’t up its own arse.

“The best thing about old people is sucking their facial warts when you go to kiss them.” ~Uma Thurman #quote

@mredbyrne.bsky.social As he slept, did you ever put a piece of sweetcorn in @daraobriain.bsky.social’s belly button?

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.” ~June Sarpong #quote

@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever secretly injected bleach in the fruit of @daraobriain.bsky.social’s fruit bowl?

Nice picture of Quentin Tarantino.

”Findus crispy pancakes tonight!” ~Stacey Solomon #quote

In a major breakthrough in human tissue replication, for the first time ever a 3D-printed cornea has been transplanted onto a legally blind patient's…

Nice picture of Bradley Walsh.

"My perfect aid. It's both a walking stick and a dildo." ~Bonnie Tyler #quote

@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever invited @daraobriain.bsky.social round for chicken and served him @mrrickygervais.bsky.social's cat?

“What do you call a drug addled giant lizard? A crackodile.“ ~Joan Collins #quote

Acid Dub Versions III by @omunit.bsky.social out today on #Bandcamp and wherever you get your music. Contender for Album of the Year for me. Don’t miss it. omunit.bandcamp.com/album/acid-d...

I looked up Peter Kay plastic surgery and got hundreds of pages about plastic surgeon Peter Kay of Arizona.

Which transsexual standup comic presents Loose Women? Peter Kay Adams.

What are these Einstein Files people are talking about?

Which Red Dwarf star presents the yearly hootenanny on BBC2? Danny John Jools Holland.

#CricketSciFi The Umpire Strikes Back

@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever put vinegar in @daraobriain.bsky.social’s Ribena?

“I love it when my farts smell like rubber.” ~Cheryl Cole #quote

“Why did the nun always wear a headdress? It was just a habit.” ~Peter Andre #quote

“What’s the same backwards as it is forwards and swings in the jungle? A tarzanagram” ~Kelly Brook

Which transsexual singer is also a business tycoon? Lily Alan Sugar.

Which trans-racial British TV personality is a former NBA professional? Les Dennis Rodman.

Which Neighbours star is a world snooker champion? Stefan Dennis Taylor.

“Why do I smell like raw pastry?” ~Mark Ronson #quote

Want to watch a rocket launch? 3 minutes to go! m.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Fi...

Nice picture of Tom Selleck.

“I don’t go for any of this tomato juice nonsense when it comes to my Bloody Marys - I use real blood.” ~Vanessa Feltz #quote