Tufty Club Henchman
@normalherbs.bsky.social
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Jokes mostly. I’m also into science and technology. Ethics before politics.
I'm tired of fake trends. Come back soon
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@terraprotege.bsky.social
1 day ago
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Nice picture of Rolf Harris.
3 days ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Were you nonplussed when
@daraobriain.bsky.social
gave you a gold plated dead wasp for Christmas?
4 days ago
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Which supernatural detective starred in Back to the Future? Michael J Fox Mulder.
4 days ago
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#WHAMAGEDDON
!!! I was taken out by another Twitch streamer at 7:46pm on the last day. So close. Only had 4 hours or so to survive. Better luck next year.
#whamageddon2025
4 days ago
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Almost
#Whamageddon
. I was watching a stream on Twitch and thought I’d been Whammed, but it was Careless Whisper, not Last Christmas. It doesn’t get much closer.
#Whamegeddon2025
5 days ago
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“Which wiener plays tennis? Penis Williams” ~Sandi Toksvig
#quote
6 days ago
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My thanks go out to
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
for continuing his endorsement our pre-owned bubble gum business
#ChewToo
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#SecondhansIsNotSoBland
TM
6 days ago
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“How did Noel Gallagher feel after Liam Gallagher shagged him? He was pretty bummed.” ~Ainsley Harriott
#quote
7 days ago
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“I was very careful when teaching my son about sex. I made sure we used a condom.” ~Denise Welch
#quote
13 days ago
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Nice picture of Simon Cowell.
14 days ago
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Nice picture of Bob Geldof.
17 days ago
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Nice picture of Elijah Wood.
18 days ago
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“Smelling like fish made me a natural choice for a mermaid.” ~Daryl Hannah
#quote
19 days ago
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Who remembers hedgehog flavoured crisps? I loved those.
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
When you accidentally hocked up a particularly minty phlegm nugget, did you leave on the side to dry, put it in a sweetie wrapper and give it to
@daraobriain.bsky.social
?
20 days ago
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“What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? Ho, ho, ho!” ~Bobby Davro
#quote
20 days ago
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Symbols and Sacrifice by Sindaco
#Bandcamp
#MentalGrooveRecords
Pretty epic. Great sound design and a deep journey.
mentalgroove.bandcamp.com/album/symbol...
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Symbols and Sacrifice, by Sindaco
18 track album
https://mentalgroove.bandcamp.com/album/symbols-and-sacrifice
20 days ago
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reposted by
Tufty Club Henchman
Ed Byrne
21 days ago
Hello folks! “Tragedy Plus Time” is now available to stream at
edbyrne.com
May I humbly request you tell anyone you think might want to know. X
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“I used to hate facial hair, but then i grew on me.” ~Kemi Badenoch
#quote
21 days ago
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Damn, they sold out…
keziefoods.co.uk/product/exot...
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Horse, Quarter Pounders, 2 in a 228g pack – Kezie Foods
https://keziefoods.co.uk/product/exotic-meats/horse-meat/horse-quarter-pounders-2-in-a-228g-pack/
22 days ago
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I hope this isn’t up its own arse.
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24 days ago
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“The best thing about old people is sucking their facial warts when you go to kiss them.” ~Uma Thurman
#quote
24 days ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
As he slept, did you ever put a piece of sweetcorn in
@daraobriain.bsky.social
’s belly button?
24 days ago
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“Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.” ~June Sarpong
#quote
24 days ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever secretly injected bleach in the fruit of
@daraobriain.bsky.social
’s fruit bowl?
25 days ago
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Nice picture of Quentin Tarantino.
26 days ago
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”Findus crispy pancakes tonight!” ~Stacey Solomon
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26 days ago
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reposted by
Tufty Club Henchman
New Atlas
27 days ago
In a major breakthrough in human tissue replication, for the first time ever a 3D-printed cornea has been transplanted onto a legally blind patient's…
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3D-printed cornea restores sight in a legally blind patient for the first time
In a major breakthrough in human tissue replication, for the first time ever a 3D-printed cornea has been transplanted onto a legally blind patient's eye, successfully restoring their sight.
https://newatlas.com/medical/3d-printed-cornea-restores-sight-first-time/
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Nice picture of Bradley Walsh.
27 days ago
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"My perfect aid. It's both a walking stick and a dildo." ~Bonnie Tyler
#quote
29 days ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever invited
@daraobriain.bsky.social
round for chicken and served him
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
's cat?
30 days ago
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“What do you call a drug addled giant lizard? A crackodile.“ ~Joan Collins
#quote
30 days ago
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Acid Dub Versions III by
@omunit.bsky.social
out today on
#Bandcamp
and wherever you get your music. Contender for Album of the Year for me. Don’t miss it.
omunit.bandcamp.com/album/acid-d...
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Acid Dub Versions III, by Om Unit
15 track album
https://omunit.bandcamp.com/album/acid-dub-versions-iii?search_item_id%3D474531504%26search_item_type%3Da%26search_match_part%3D%253F%26search_page_id%3D4878002021%26search_page_no%3D0%26search_rank%3D1
about 1 month ago
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I looked up Peter Kay plastic surgery and got hundreds of pages about plastic surgeon Peter Kay of Arizona.
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about 1 month ago
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Which transsexual standup comic presents Loose Women? Peter Kay Adams.
about 1 month ago
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What are these Einstein Files people are talking about?
about 1 month ago
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Which Red Dwarf star presents the yearly hootenanny on BBC2? Danny John Jools Holland.
about 1 month ago
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#CricketSciFi
The Umpire Strikes Back
about 1 month ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever put vinegar in
@daraobriain.bsky.social
’s Ribena?
about 1 month ago
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“I love it when my farts smell like rubber.” ~Cheryl Cole
#quote
about 1 month ago
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“Why did the nun always wear a headdress? It was just a habit.” ~Peter Andre
#quote
about 1 month ago
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“What’s the same backwards as it is forwards and swings in the jungle? A tarzanagram” ~Kelly Brook
about 1 month ago
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Which transsexual singer is also a business tycoon? Lily Alan Sugar.
about 1 month ago
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Which trans-racial British TV personality is a former NBA professional? Les Dennis Rodman.
about 2 months ago
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Which Neighbours star is a world snooker champion? Stefan Dennis Taylor.
about 2 months ago
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“Why do I smell like raw pastry?” ~Mark Ronson
#quote
about 2 months ago
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Want to watch a rocket launch? 3 minutes to go!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Fi...
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Watch Blue Origin Launch New Glenn to Mars!
YouTube video by Everyday Astronaut
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Fi-0lqjcc
about 2 months ago
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Nice picture of Tom Selleck.
about 2 months ago
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“I don’t go for any of this tomato juice nonsense when it comes to my Bloody Marys - I use real blood.” ~Vanessa Feltz
#quote
about 2 months ago
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