Tufty Club Henchman
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Jokes mostly. I’m also into science and technology. Ethics before politics.
“Sitcom idea: Bringing Home The Bacon. Each episode is about one of the village bikes on a Friday night getting ready to bring home the only straight man in the village Richard Bacon. Bacon gets seduced by a different slag each week entailing shenanigans.” ~From Richard Bacon’s diary
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New
@fragilex13.bsky.social
on
#Bandcamp
!
fragilex.bandcamp.com/album/simula...
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Simulacra, by Fragile X
7 track album
https://fragilex.bandcamp.com/album/simulacra
2 days ago
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Thinking about crossing the pond to see Emo. If he let's me eat his fingernails, would that be cannibalism?
add a skeleton here at some point
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever snuck into a hospital and stolen the colostomy bags, and sold them as designer juice bottles to hipster establishments frequented by
@daraobriain.bsky.social
?
8 days ago
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“I suppose I should be grateful for natural lube, but this anal fissure is also alarming. The other day I went through a whole pack of tampons.” ~Rylan Clark
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8 days ago
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”What allows for exchange of substances between blood vessels and tissue, and also ran for president of the United States? Capillary Clinton.” ~David Schwimmer
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10 days ago
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Who else is wearing a codpiece?
10 days ago
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Kayla Painter
11 days ago
A continuation from a question I asked last week.. Do you prefer songs that feel familiar or slightly unsettling?
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever drugged
@daraobriain.bsky.social
’s gorilla?🦍
17 days ago
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“My clitoris is very crispy today. At least it’s less pungent when it’s all dry.” ~Siân Lloyd
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17 days ago
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Sabine Hossenfelder
17 days ago
A new theory explains the origin of the universe, circumventing the problem with quantum gravity. I've had a look.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xt5...
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New Theory Explains How Time Began
YouTube video by Sabine Hossenfelder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xt5-FTpASM
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#NowPlaying
Oracles by
@omunit.bsky.social
.
omunit.bandcamp.com/album/oracles
Got this on
#BandcampFriday
. Check it out.
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https://omunit.bandcamp.com/album/
[email protected]
18 days ago
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vaun earl norman
18 days ago
May the 4the of May be with you. 🖖
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“If they asked for mushy peas, I’d open a can of normal peas, tip them down my gob, chew them up and then spit them out onto a plate, microwave et voila. Nobody knew I pre-chewed.” ~Susan Boyle
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20 days ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever snuck out one dastardly night, broken into an old people’s home, drugged them one by one, cut off their facial warts, then sold them to
@daraobriain.bsky.social
? I’m studying the effect of pluripotent stem cells on nectrotic tissue, please count me in.
29 days ago
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Here at
#ChewToo
, the used bubblegum business, we’re celebrating 4/20 in thanks to a generous gift from our patron
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
. He’s donated 1000 herbal cigarettes and we’re giving them away to our customers. One per purchase, first come first served.
#SecondHandIsNotSoBland
about 1 month ago
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“My farts smell like gammon.” ~Pierce Brosnan
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about 1 month ago
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“There’s a lot of talk about Tim Cook at the moment. Let’s not forget his travel agent brother Thomas Cook, another individual worthy of note.” ~Ashley Banjo
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#Apple
about 1 month ago
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In unusual twist, The Future Sound Of London's latest offering doesn't sound like a funeral. It's still shit and demonstrates they've lost their edge, but I don't want to kill myself.
fsol.bandcamp.com/album/last-r...
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Last Report, by Turbulent Space
8 track album
https://fsol.bandcamp.com/album/last-report
about 1 month ago
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Emo Philips
about 1 month ago
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“My farts smell minty.” ~Lionel Richie
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about 1 month ago
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Nice picture of Cillian Murphy.
about 1 month ago
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"Why does my earwax smell of cannabis?" ~Pat Sharp
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about 1 month ago
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Which transsexual singer songwriter had a hit with Summertime Sadness, and also had a BBC series on bushcraft and survival techniques? Lana Del Ray Mears.
about 1 month ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever anonymously sent
@daraobriain.bsky.social
a used butt-plug?
about 1 month ago
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Viz Comic
about 1 month ago
subscriptions >>>
shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs
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Hungary is next door to Starvering.
about 1 month ago
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Nice picture of Richard Herring.
about 1 month ago
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Which transsexual singer and actor sang Get Your Freak On and starred as Trapper John McIntyre in M*A*S*H? Missy Elliott Gould
about 1 month ago
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
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Viz Comic
about 1 month ago
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“Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!” ~Michael Fassbender
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about 1 month ago
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@kari.bsky.social
Happy Easter. May all your retro projects come to fruition.
about 2 months ago
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“Which singer was the biggest slapper? Spank Sinatra.“ ~Judy Finnigan
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about 2 months ago
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Which trans-racial lead guitarist for The Shadows had hits, including Let’s Get It On and What’s Going On? Hank Marvin Gaye.
about 2 months ago
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Which transsexual golden girl is the acting leader of the department of justice? Todd Blanche Devereaux.
about 2 months ago
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Mixmag
about 2 months ago
The Godfather of House's final recorded mix. Listen now🖤
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Listen to Frankie Knuckles’ last-ever recorded mix
To mark 12 years since his passing, we’re revising this historic groove-fuelled house set
https://mixmag.net/read/listen-frankie-knuckles-last-ever-recorded-mix-2014-miami-house-news
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Nice picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
about 2 months ago
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“Today I learned that a lollipop person is not only real, but actually a traffic coordinator that helps children cross the road. I’d envisioned a terrifying half human half confectionery cryptid that lurks in the shadows. How wrong I was.” ~Lenny Henry
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about 2 months ago
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Nice picture of Lorraine Kelly.
about 2 months ago
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“Which 1800s Dutch author was a massive sex pest? Hands Christian Andersen.” ~Bradley Walsh
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about 2 months ago
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Viz Comic
about 2 months ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever convinced
@daraobriain.bsky.social
to put on a choker that was secretly a shock collar and shocked him?
about 2 months ago
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Nice picture of Mark Hamill.
about 2 months ago
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Lewis Capaldi’s real name is Biscuits McFlapjack. I’m not making it up - you can tell by looking at him.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Used bubblegum is way better than the onion candy Ivanka Trump was forcing me to sell.
#ChewToo
#SecondhandIsNotSoBland
TM
2 months ago
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”What are the scariest sausages in October? Hallowieners.” ~Mary J Blige
2 months ago
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Nice picture of David Walliams.
2 months ago
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@mredbyrne.bsky.social
Have you ever ordered pizza and had it delivered to a very surprised
@daraobriain.bsky.social
?
2 months ago
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Again, a huge thank you to
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
for endorsing our used bubblegum business
#ChewToo
. We were thrilled with the rubber pants he wore when he visited our reclamation facility.
#SecondhadIsNotSoBland
TM
2 months ago
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