Ed Byrne
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Let’s give this a whirl
Congratulations to Chris Mason on his election to Parliament. Surprised the BBC never covered it
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Back in the day, they used to call my house in Muswell Hill “The Tree Fort”
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about 1 month ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
2 months ago
Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
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I don’t understand why Six Feet Under isn’t spoken about with the same reverence as the shows mentioned here.
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4 months ago
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The Volatile Mermaid
5 months ago
Son, sit down. I’m going to teach you about the nerds and the bees. “Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?” (Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t.
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Sir Michael
5 months ago
Want to return to a website you've visited previously? No problem. Simply "bookmark" it following my handy guide. You don't even need to be a techie like me 🤓
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Like an arsehole, it appears I left my passport on a Ryanair flight from Dublin to Stanstead. I have filled out the online form but what I want to hear now is positive stories from people who got their passports back after leaving them on Ryanair flights from Dublin to Stanstead. HIT ME!
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Having been to the theatre last night (
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at Theatre Royal, Norwich, excellent show) I now have a new pet hate. People absent mindedly squeezing plastic bottles/cups and making a loud clicking sound all through the show. Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating!
6 months ago
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Ok. It was brilliant
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6 months ago
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Actually, it’s pretty good so far.
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6 months ago
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This is going to be shit.
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There are a number of options available. Ultimately your choice of what body part/bodily fluid you introduce to their meal will come down to what pairs best with the wine they ordered.
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6 months ago
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When are restaurants going to learn you don’t just turn people away because you don’t like their far right views. You need to welcome them, serve them and then wipe your arse on their steak.
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Well I, clearly, am not someone we should listen to.
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6 months ago
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Douglas Cheape
6 months ago
‘Alright, so do me a picture with a couple of knights with horses fighting.’ ‘Bit odd, but okay.’ *later* ‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’ ‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’ ‘Than what?’ ‘...nothing.’ ‘Than WHAT?’
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Glenn Moore
7 months ago
NEW TOUR! Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it. On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)!
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Mike Galsworthy
6 months ago
God the tabloids and Brexit dinosaurs were boring today… 🦖 Braying the same “betrayal” lines they’ve brayed since they got what they wanted… then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever. Still they came out today to play victim yet again. But the world has moved on.
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“There’s something I should tell you before I take your blindfold off..” Matthew Sweet
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7 months ago
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Pineapple Hangover Works quite well
7 months ago
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The i Paper
8 months ago
🗣️ Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’
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talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother ➡️ Read more:
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Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’
The comedian talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother
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Well, this is nice
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8 months ago
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Geoff Norcott
8 months ago
It took a while, but the plot of Phantom Menace is finally starting to make sense.
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Today’s vague thing to be angry about: Places that claim to be pubs or bars but in reality turn out to be restaurants. A dirty trick to play on a travelling comedian.
8 months ago
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I love reading posts like this.
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Douglas Cheape
9 months ago
‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater, it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!
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Keep seeing last week’s warm weather referred to as a “Fool’s Spring” which seems a bit harsh. It got warm in March. It doesn’t make us arseholes for thinking it was Spring.
9 months ago
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I have clearly been listening to too much music news. I interpreted “drops” to mean “is releasing”.
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9 months ago
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I’d settle for a law that forces service stations to turn off the illuminated sign for whatever outlets are closed.
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Armando Iannucci
9 months ago
As a nervous writer I came down from Glasgow to shadow Radio Comedy for a week.I was put in the hands of a funny,smart and idiosyncratic producer who was generous with his time, wise in his advice and very happy to show me the ropes.They were extremely good ropes because the producer was Bill Dare.
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Joel Morris
9 months ago
Thinking about and trying to process the death of Bill Dare. A man happy to stare right through you while you pitched a sketch. (We nicknamed him Thousand Yard Dare.) But with the knowledge that this would make you explain yourself. Which - I now understand, at long last, Bill - is all comedy is.
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Two
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of “Wellhouse” IPA by Hermitage Brewery for myself and TM Stu in The Cow and Cask Micropub, Newbury
9 months ago
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Preshowpint (well, 400mi) of Pohjala “Helge” Hazy Pale Ale in Pohja Konn, Tallinn, Estonia
10 months ago
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To whom it may concern, I will be filming my show, “Tragedy Plus Time” at the Bloomsbury Theatre on May 10th. It would be awesome if any of you could come along.
www.ucl.ac.uk/event-ticket...
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UCL Event Ticketing
https://www.ucl.ac.uk/event-ticketing/app/ev/24184
10 months ago
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Charlie Connelly
10 months ago
Oh cool, cheers, most places don’t let you.
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Watching British politicians walking back their opinions about Trump is so disappointing. It would be like me suddenly sucking up to Michael McIntyre just so I can be on The Wheel.
10 months ago
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Preshowpint of “Wastelander” American Pale by Portcullis Brewery in The Hole in the Wall, Portsmouth
10 months ago
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Tonight’s preshow pint is a Citra Pale Ale by Oakham Ales in the Cross House Tavern, Tewkesbury which is a fantastic little spot.
10 months ago
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Rob Palk
10 months ago
Dining tip here, when holding a lavish banquet for your rivals, you should let your favoured confidante know you trust him by yanking him towards you and mumbling "you I can trust" in his ear through a mouthful of food, before pushing him roughly away, grabbing a goblet in your bejewelled hand etc
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Olaf Falafel
10 months ago
Give a man mashed potato and he will eat for a day, teach a man to mash potato and he will love you - now that he can dance - watch me now.
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Preshowpint of Brixton “Reliance” in The Royal London, Wolverhampton
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Dropped in to the Brewhouse and Kitchen, Poole for a preshowpint of their American Pale
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Preshowpint of “Cold Spark” Citra Pale for me and a “Solaris” Pale for TM Stu both by Big Smoke Brew Co. In The Rising Sun, Epsom
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The Tragedy Plus Time tour rolls on into 2025 Tonight: Epsom Playhouse Thursday: Poole Lighthouse Friday: Oxford Playhouse Saturday: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre Sunday: Weymouth Pavilion Tix through my website
EdByrne.com
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The Official Website of Stand-Up Comedian Ed Byrne
Ed Byrne is a standup comedian, actor, writer, and nerd. He is 3.2% neanderthal, which is more than Dara Ó Briain or Eddie Izzard.
https://EdByrne.com
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Steven (with a PH)
11 months ago
Booking a seat in advance saves time. You can then spend that time practicing having to confront the stranger you imagine will stubbornly refuse to move from the seat you've booked in advance.
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Preshowpint of “Virtuous” Session IPA in Pavement Vaults. York
11 months ago
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First preshow pint of 2025 is an “Idaho 7” Easy Pale by Stardust Brewery in A Hoppy Place, Maidenhead
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“Quiet Place: Day One” Strong Horror, yet only MODERATE fear/peril. This film contains multitudes.
11 months ago
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A return visit to one of my favourite drinking holes in Britain, BCM in Evesham for a
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12 months ago
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Watched Casino Royale with the kids (12 and 13). Verdict: “James Bond is not as good an agent as Ethan Hunt.” Fair enough.
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