NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨 In these divisive times I reached across the political divide to chat with @jonathanpienews.bsky.social about…. - Left Vs Right - What’s the point of the Lib Dems? - Are crisps over-rated? iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨 In these divisive times I reached across the political divide to chat with @jonathanpienews.bsky.social about…. - Left Vs Right - What’s the point of the Lib Dems? - Are crisps over-rated? iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Thanks to a Peach of a Sunday night audience in Bath. I’m off for beers with John & his translator.

Thanks to an awesome tour crowd in Bristol. Enjoyed the woman laughing against her better judgement. Best sound in comedy.

how can the left organise a bloody concert at Wembley Arena with 3345 acts but can't organise a website for a political party that doesn't even exist yet ffs

I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm News, jones about the news, interviews, bit of music - you know the drill by now.

I miss 1980’s insults. Social media would be much nicer if we were only allowed to use ‘wally’, ‘plonker’ or ‘prat’.

**ANNOUNCEMENT** I’m adding 12 Tour dates. Shows in: London, Maidenhead, Redruth, Chorley, Folkestone, Solihull, Coventry, Portsmouth, Winchester, Ilkley, Norwich & Lancaster Tickets 🎟️ www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Just did the first show of my new Tour in Tring. Couldn’t have asked for nicer punters. #WellTring

You think the rows are bad now? Wait ‘til someone launches a You’re Party.

If Your Party get any more ‘People’s front of Judea’ they’ll have to pay John Cleese royalties.

My TOUR starts today! 60+ dates all around the UK What am I on about this time? www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

My TOUR starts today! 60+ dates all around the UK What am I on about this time? www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

In a fast changing and scary world there’s a lot to adjust to. But bog-roll without the cardboard in the middle? #ImOut

Due to STURDY demand we’re adding new dates to my Tour! To be in on tomorrow’s pre-sale join my mailing-list. 👉🏼 signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The excellent @hawleyjacob joins me to discuss… - Trump coming to the UK - Bob Vylan’s latest bit of PR - Labour moving against Starmer iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

My NEW TOUR starts this Thursday! Hopefully see you out there. Tickets for all sixty 2025/26 dates 🎟️ www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Had fun on the news quiz talking about Mandelson & why New Labour might be Britain’s version of the deep state.

Back on @TimesRadio from 7pm Serious week, lot to discuss - hence the glasses.

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 After a dramatic week I reflect on… - Mandelson sacked (again) - Labour Deputy leadership ‘race’ - The murder of Charlie Kirk iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 After a dramatic week I reflect on… - Mandelson sacked (again) - Labour Deputy leadership ‘race’ - The murder of Charlie Kirk iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Poor old Mandelson - you can't even be 'paedo adjacent' these days. #CancelCultureGoneMad

Mandelson gone! Dunno about everyone else but I'm really enjoying this politics which 'treads more lightly' on our lives.

If someone has recently celebrated the murder of a CEO and now the murder of a political activist, maybe they’re just ok with murder. Because ‘they had it coming’ isn’t close to being an excuse, it’s how all murderers think.

Starmer criticising Badenoch for not asking enough questions about Rayner last week was one of the oddest moments I’ve seen at #PMQS

People think that eventually humans won’t recognise AI. Well, I can tell it’s an advert within one syllable of a podcast host speaking.

BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @scottcapurro joins me for a spicy episode reflecting on.. - Rayner removal - Labour Deputy leadership race - Reform’s oddball moments iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @scottcapurro joins me for a spicy episode reflecting on.. - Rayner removal - Labour Deputy leadership race - Reform’s oddball moments iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

My TOUR starts in exactly 2 weeks! Lots of venues either sold out or getting close. Start planning autumn stuff - tickets 🎟️ www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Geoff's tour includes a stop at the Concert Hall - and it's not on the "sold out" bit of the poster. Yet. Come on Reading, you know what to do...

My TOUR starts in exactly 2 weeks! Lots of venues either sold out or getting close. Start planning autumn stuff - tickets 🎟️ www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

What could be better than coming to watch me live in London before spending the night in a luxury hotel around the corner with some very posh tea? To be in with a chance of winning this unique prize – and support a brilliant UK mental health charity in the process – head to www.uwin.co.uk

BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨 The erudite @andrewdoyle_com joins me from Arizona to ask… - Can anyone stop Reform? - Should Starmer stop speaking in public? - What’s the political temperature in the U.S? iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Back in London and back on @TimesRadio from 7pm We’ll keep you up with big breaking stories while also asking things like, ‘Which city produces the funniest people?’

Who will they tax next? Dogs?

BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The evergreen Alun Cochrane joins me to discuss… - Angela’s property palava - Will Labour tax luxury dogs? - Why are young women becoming more left wing? iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Thanks to everyone who saw BASIC BLOKE 2 at the Fringe. The audience reaction & feedback has got me even more fired up for the Tour! Tickets www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Thanks to everyone who saw BASIC BLOKE 2 at the Fringe. The audience reaction & feedback has got me even more fired up for the Tour! Tickets www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

On @TimesRadio from 7pm (Don’t really know what happened here, I have a normal arm)

Interaction with a blind guy on the front row of today’s show. ‘Do you to go the gym mate?’ ‘Not really’ ‘Ok…just to let you know, I’m in amazing shape. Properly ripped.’ <his wife> ‘He’s not *that* blind.’

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥 I get variously riled up about… - Starmer u-turning on whether Britain is broken - Why it’s hard for progressives to get angry about flags - The madness of 100% inheritance tax iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥 I get variously riled up about… - Starmer u-turning on whether Britain is broken - Why it’s hard for progressives to get angry about flags - The madness of 100% inheritance tax iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

NEW EPISODE OF MY TOPICAL COMEDY PODCAST 💥 This week @DominicFrisby joins me to discuss… - Donald Trump world police - Ricky Jones & Lucy Connolly - Dom’s excellent new book on gold, GOLD, always believe in your soul iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

NEW EPISODE OF MY TOPICAL COMEDY PODCAST 💥 This week @DominicFrisby joins me to discuss… - Donald Trump world police - Ricky Jones & Lucy Connolly - Dom’s excellent new book on gold, GOLD, always believe in your soul iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

I swear Trump’s entire career end-game is to do the Rocky 4 speech in Moscow. ‘If I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE….so much change, maybe the most change there’s ever been…’

I’m on @TimesRadio this evening live from the Fringe. In light of the Trump/Putin summit, we’ll be switching between London & Edinburgh to keep you abreast of developments in Alaska* *things i never thought I’d say

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥💥 I take time out from obsessing over my Fringe show to reflect on… - Sturgeon’s tricky press Tour - Unspectacular growth - Why managing illegal boat crossings might be like teaching iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Why is Marlon Brando's speech in Superman quietly the best ever poem about Fatherhood?

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss.. - Pensioners getting thrown in meat wagons - Starmer trying to sound tough - Is the Fringe still the place for comedy? iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss.. - Pensioners getting thrown in meat wagons - Starmer trying to sound tough - Is the Fringe still the place for comedy? iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...