Geoff Norcott
@geoffnorcott.bsky.social
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Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
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BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 After a mad few days I reflect on… - Hammy David Lammy - Needy Nigel in the News - Tory’s dancing past an open goal iTunes:
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
6 days ago
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss… - Trump Vs BBC - C-bombs on comedy shows - The latest
#pisstakeprices
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
about 24 hours ago
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss… - Trump Vs BBC - C-bombs on comedy shows - The latest
#pisstakeprices
iTunes:
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Spotify:
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
about 24 hours ago
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Wow wow Newcastle. A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level. Thank you so much. 😊
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My next few TOUR shows… Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
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My next few TOUR shows… Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
3 days ago
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Won’t lie, Alnwick is a long way away, but within a minute on stage it all made sense. Cheers to all who came out.
3 days ago
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Touring taught me that Northerners are just built different.
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Tried to look relaxed, ended up looking like a melt with thin hair. Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm (It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
5 days ago
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How does the word ‘lying’ feel about the term ‘gaslighting’? Must be similar to how Skype feels about Zoom.
5 days ago
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Cheers to a very fun audience tonight in Monmouth. Thoughts & prayers to the guy who paused too long when asked sharing his hobbies. 🙏🏼
5 days ago
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BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 After a mad few days I reflect on… - Hammy David Lammy - Needy Nigel in the News - Tory’s dancing past an open goal iTunes:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
6 days ago
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Latest
#pisstakeprices
leaderboard of shame. <honourable mention to Steve, who carries around emergency gravy in a flask>
6 days ago
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Nothing says 'winner' like walking out of a Travelodge breakfast, pockets stuffed with pastries. Hope you also hit your goals today.
#ThursdayMotivation
6 days ago
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Thanks to a delightful midweek crowd in Redditch. That was an uncommon level of Wednesday energy. I can only presume none of have work tomorrow.
6 days ago
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss.. - Who Will Labour tax? - Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend? - Why Autumn is over rated iTunes:
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
8 days ago
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Genuinely interested to know the impact on average voters of bringing up Liz Truss & Kwasi Kwarteng. The news cycle moves so fast now, it’s like being reminded of fidget spinners & the ice-bucket challenge.
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss.. - Who Will Labour tax? - Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend? - Why Autumn is over rated iTunes:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
8 days ago
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So when Reeves talked last year about a ‘once in a parliament’ budget she really meant ‘one a year’.
8 days ago
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Just come off stage in Chelmsford. Wow. What an audience. Thanks for coming. 👊🏻👊🏻
10 days ago
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It’s weird the press are now referring to him as just ‘Andrew’. It’s like getting updates from the Mrs about a mutual friend going off the rails. ‘He’s had to move out….his brother ain’t talking to him..’
12 days ago
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It’s weird the press are now talking about a bloke just called ‘Andrew’. It’s like getting texts from the Mrs about a mutual friend who’s gone off the rails.
12 days ago
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BIG THANKS to everyone who’s been listening to my @TimesRadio show - some great recent numbers from Rajar 🎉 I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
12 days ago
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You know what's *almost* as bad as confusion over the chancellor's rental paperwork? Raising employer NI contributions just as AI is becoming a viable alternative to humans.
12 days ago
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A story about my WORST ever gig. (From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
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13 days ago
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Thoughts & prayers for Rachel Reeves husband over these new emails. I once got the silent treatment for not using the Tesco club-card on our big shop. But I wasn't chancellor. Hang in there buddy.
13 days ago
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For my podcast listeners, here’s a rough draft of the first
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13 days ago
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Thanks to a cracking (and highly interactive) crowd tonight in Pocklington. I can report to the world that you do live in a real place.
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @mrmarksteel joins me to discuss.. - Labour’s lowest poll - My worst ever gig - Tory Reform alliance? - Wanker drivers (excellent rant by Mark) iTunes:
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Spotify:
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
14 days ago
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Hopefully see you at one of my upcoming TOUR shows… Weds - POCKLINGTON - sold out Thurs - OTLEY - sold out Sat - CHELMSFORD - 11 tix left 5th Nov - REDDITCH 6th Nov - MONMOUTH 8th Nov - ALNWICK - 88% sold 9th Nov - NEWCASTLE - 86% sold Get yours here 👉🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
15 days ago
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Podcast News 🚨 I’ve selfishly been away on holiday, but I should be able to get it up tomorrow evening.
15 days ago
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Hopefully see you at one of my upcoming TOUR shows… Weds - POCKLINGTON - sold out Thurs - OTLEY - sold out Sat - CHELMSFORD - 11 tix left 5th Nov - REDDITCH 6th Nov - MONMOUTH 8th Nov - ALNWICK - 88% sold 9th Nov - NEWCASTLE - 86% sold Get yours here 👉🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
15 days ago
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Thanks to tonight’s lovely crowd in Reading. That’s my third solo show there in 18 months. Much appreciated.
#BigInBerkshire
17 days ago
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BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥 My genius producer rescued the file of me reacting to.. - Labour not being Caerphil - Farage having a flounce - Tories in political ‘friendzone’ - Leaky Lib Dem’s iTunes:
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19 days ago
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BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥 My genius producer rescued the file of me reacting to.. - Labour not being Caerphil - Farage having a flounce - Tories in political ‘friendzone’ - Leaky Lib Dem’s iTunes:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
19 days ago
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Having a bad morning? I just recorded an entire podcast episode then casually deleted it instead of saving. Hope this helps. <will re-do tomorrow morning>
19 days ago
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Thanks to a cracking crowd tonight in Stroud. Not a single ageing hipster did abound! 🙏🏼
19 days ago
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A truly lovely crowd tonight in Milton Keynes. The amount of tickets I sell here and how nice the crowds are is - I think - an act of football based trolling.
20 days ago
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That @TheSimonEvans was on brilliantly strident form in this week's 'What Most People Think' Here's his damming verdict on the UK economy & effect of Net Zero <full episode available on podcast platforms>
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21 days ago
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NEW EPISODE OF MY TOPICAL COMEDY PODCAST 🚨 That @TheSimonEvans is on blistering form as we discuss.. - Andrew, Grand old Duke of Porkies - Ed Miliband’s date with reality - Zach Polanski and the ‘wealth tax’ myth iTunes:
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
22 days ago
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Following the Aldershot debacle, I only have nice things to say about MILTON KEYNES, STROUD & READING…
#comedy
#standup
#stroud
#miltonkeynes
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NEW EPISODE OF MY TOPICAL COMEDY PODCAST 🚨 That @TheSimonEvans is on blistering form as we discuss.. - Andrew, Grand old Duke of Porkies - Ed Miliband’s date with reality - Zach Polanski and the ‘wealth tax’ myth iTunes:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify:
bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
22 days ago
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Thanks to a lovely Sunday night crowd on the Brighton / Hove border. You braved the moderate winds & piss poor parking 👊🏻👊🏻
23 days ago
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Thanks to everyone who came to Aldershot tonight. Checking crowd. And sales did indeed rise after I said insulting things about the town, so I’m thinking up roasts for Stroud & Reading. ✍️
24 days ago
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Trump press conference 18:30 I’m on @timesradio from 7pm What could possibly go wrong?
26 days ago
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On a train with a guy so battered that when we went through a tunnel he said, ‘Steve? Everything’s gone dark - I think something really bad’s happened.’
26 days ago
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Thanks to a quality sold out show tonight in Maidenhead. (Also belated thanks to the Swindon lot from last night). 🙏🏼🙏🏼
26 days ago
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BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥 I reflect on… - Rachel Reeves preparing us to be poorer - My brush with cancellation - Kemi having a great first half but running out of steam iTunes:
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Spotify:
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast
27 days ago
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This spy story isn’t sexy enough for people to give a shit because.. - The intel was rubbish - It’s confusing - Neither of the accused would look good in sitting the wrong way on a chair
27 days ago
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People of ALDERSHOT I’m not even joking this time
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28 days ago
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Another FOUR STAR review for my new Tour!! Come see it or your a muppet.
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