Thanks to a cracking crowd tonight in Ilkley. Chatting to punters after I had no idea there were so many southern ‘ex-pats’!

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 After a busy week, I reflect on… - Starmer’s ’war-time’ leader schtick - Reform going all ‘Jet2’ - Tories ripping off ‘paw patrol’ Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

I’m back on @TimesRadio from 7pm Loads of comedy, news, reviews and interviews to keep you informed & entertained? Plus @petercardwell is back for ‘Play Your Cardwell’s Right’!

Wow Winchester. The last show to go on sale yet you packed it out. And we had a walkout! Absolute scenes.

Having a bad day? I just realised I’d lost my AirPods while filling up my car. In self reproach I shouted ‘arsehole!’ Another bloke filling up said ‘what?’ Forgetting I’d said it out loud, I replied ‘what about what?’ We smoothed it over, but it wasn’t a great five minutes. #hopethishelps

BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 This week Tom Walker @jonathanpienews.bsky.social returns to discuss…. - More BBC presenter scandal - Long overdue changes to ‘non-crime hate incidents’ - The extraordinary price of tapas Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 This week Tom Walker @jonathanpienews.bsky.social returns to discuss…. - More BBC presenter scandal - Long overdue changes to ‘non-crime hate incidents’ - The extraordinary price of tapas Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Such a weird time in human history to be going all ‘Jet2’

Thanks to tonight’s tour show crowd in Pompey. I trust you were able to get vapes/peri peri chicken after the show.

It’s about time those guys caught a break.

It’s great to be back. Tottenham are a massive club - even more so at championship level. #letsgettowork

This is already the best reason I’ve ever been trending

I think I might be in the process of making the worst ever sandwich. Wanted to share the moment 🙏

TOUR shows this week Tomorrow (Tuesday) PORTSMOUTH - 83% sold Weds WINCHESTER - 11 tickets left Sat - ILKLEY - tickets available www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

I’ll be back on @TimesRadio from 7pm tonight! Keeping you informed & entertained as the world slowly crumbles.

Belated thanks to everyone who came to last nights show in Coventry. Especially to the eighty year old answering on time delay.

Big thanks to @coretheatresol for a lovely gig and an even nicer @AFCWiimbledon mug. Looking forward to seeing if tonight’s Tour show in Coventry can top it!

Thanks to a cracking midweek crowd in Solihull. Was an honour to meet the legendary Dougal.

'My phone was snatched' is the kind of sentence dodgy men normally start with 'Babe, I swear...'

For this who like to 'watch' 🍆the video of this weeks podcast with Simon Evans is now available. youtu.be/kZs6GAEUTkM?...

Thanks to the people who've made me aware that the audio podcast has stopped appearing on YouTube music app. Currently fixing, will give you a shout when complete 👍

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨 The brilliant @TheSimonEvans returns to discuss… - Are Brits showing some wartime resilience? - Why the MSM struggle to discuss school & white working class boys - Airport drop-off prices Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨 The brilliant @TheSimonEvans returns to discuss… - Are Brits showing some wartime resilience? - Why the MSM struggle to discuss school & white working class boys - Airport drop-off prices Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Just 11 dates left of my current Tour 🎟️ Including new dates in: SOLIHULL, COVENTRY, PORTSMOUTH, LANCASTER, ILKLEY & WINCHESTER + extra dates in: LONDON, NORWICH, NEWCASTLE & BRIGHTON

Just 11 dates left of my current Tour 🎟️ Including new dates in: SOLIHULL, COVENTRY, PORTSMOUTH, LANCASTER, ILKLEY & WINCHESTER + extra dates in: LONDON, NORWICH, NEWCASTLE & BRIGHTON

Cheers to tonight’s lovely tour crown in Peterborough. Me and Graham are off to compare Lego bricks.

Today I've had a right winger call me a twat for defending a show. And a left winger call me a twat because he wrongly presumed I'd hate that show. Social media is one helluva drug.

One of the things I enjoyed about SNL UK was seeing new faces. Especially from a generation of comics who haven’t had much of a shot at doing proper telly.

Cheers to a very funny crowd tonight in Folkestone. Gold star for the ‘angry wank’ comment.

Comedian @geoffnorcott.bsky.social is out on tour with Basic Bloke 2. Here's a review from Worcester Huntingdon Hall of this natural raconteur and how much politics to expect... www.weekendnotes.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 After I busy week I reflect on… - A PM who doesn’t answers questions - Finally some scrutiny for Ed Davey - The unpredictability of Trump Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Keep an ear out for @drrobinhadley1.bsky.social's book coverage on the Times Radio! We've put together discounts for 35% off HB with code HAD35 and 25% off PB with code HAD25, expiring March 31st. Get your copy here: bit.ly/3ZXBofH #GenderStudies #Anthropology

I’m back on @TimesRadio from 7pm TONIGHT. Going to attempt the high-wire act of improving your mood whilst also talking about some of the things affect your mood.

Whatever dream you’re chasing, never forget that someone secured actual funding for vending machines which sell this. #KeepStriving

Thanks to a peach of a midweek tour crowd at @ChorleyTheatre Enjoyed it so much I forgot my mug 😕

Any touring comic will tell you @chorleytheatre is an absolute gem but they’ve outdone themselves this time. My own mug!

All PMs evade PMQ questions. But Starmer does it so routinely and gracelessly the public are starting to cotton on.

Can we normalise people flushing public toilets again? WTF is going on. Are we preserving water as part of the war effort?

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @marcusbrig.bsky.social joins me to discuss… - Revelations on Starmer’s lack of curiosity - Could a ‘Thatcher’ exist today? - What people get right & wrong about the manosphere Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...

Thanks to everyone who came to the first night of records for the new series of my radio show. Big shout to the 15 blokes in the room called ‘Mike’.

Ed Davey's problem is his 'larking around' won't work a second time. In 1992 people found John Major's soap-box gimmick wholesome and charming. When he tried it again in 1997 they were going 'Oh fuck off with your poxy soap-box'.

‘So Grandad Ed, what were you doing while the Lib Dems fumbled a once in a generation chance to become the main opposition?’

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a Scouser say ‘The Strait of Hormuuuuuz’.

The more I find out about Starmer the more unclear I am about why he even wants to be Prime Minister. In another life he’d have been a solid regional manager for Halfords.

Thanks to a cracker crowd tonight in Belfast. Had no idea Tayto flavours could become a sectarian issue.

Arrived in Belfast. Immediately immersed myself in the local culture. See you later.

Thanks to a cracking Thursday night crowd in Hedge End. Still reeling from the idea I’d do a costume change.

Thanks to tonight’s audience in Taunton. You were way better than last time. Unless you were also there last time.

Latest #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame…

First ever tour show in Cornwall. Thanks to a belting crowd in Redruth. Wish me luck in St Hostile.