Got a new iPad and trying to learn how to draw on it.

🧡 Good hunting this week! 🧡

"I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend" Follow @wraithmarked.bsky.social for updates on my illustrated Frankenstein release 🫀

If the dipshits want to make their balls bigger, let them. It just makes it easier to knee the shit out of them. Bonus points if they pop like a balloon.

Dear restaurants, Please stop labeling things on your menu as gluten free if they are not, in fact, gluten free.

I am having a deeply frustrating day at work, so I bought a piece of Magnus Archives art to make it better.

I have a mandatory, all day work training this week and they have titled it “Game Changer.” Sam Reich, I know that’s you.

death

I don’t understand the folks who spend a ton of money to attend the Met Gala and then wear the most boring, off theme shit they can. Like if over-the-top fashion isn’t your thing, just don’t go!

I am sure there is more to Bad Bunny’s outfit than what I understand, but all I see is goth!Colonel Sanders.

Honestly they are the only one I care about when it comes to interpreting the Met Gala theme.

LRT: I grew up in a family where so many things were not talked about or were considered shameful to acknowledge and that resulted in me feeling very alone and confused as a kid.

anyway yes sorry i do this speech like once every four months, it's just that this is one of my most firmly held beliefs ever, and i have yet to encounter an example (although people often try to provide one) that doesn't fit the prompt, while often encountering folks who want MORE limits on topics

My neighbor down the street painted their front door with a cute motif of flowers and tigers. Now I want to paint my front door, too, with a fun design.

The only LLM I ever wanna hear about is Long Loooooong Man

Jousting is hard work 💋⚔️ #art #illustration #knight

Something they don’t tell you about adulthood is that there is a job that just consists of “send email.” And this job means you must send at least five emails every 10 minutes. Preferably company-wide and a sentence at a time.

Started watching a new roleplaying stream and one of the players has the best laugh. It’s a full body, losing control kind of laugh.

Astronomer #art #horror #animation #bodyhorror

Would have been nice to take more after the women on my dad’s side, who were all tall, thin, and flat chested. Instead I took after my mom’s Scottish side, so I am shaped roughly like a potato with a cherub face.

A fanart of my fav villain couple! ❤️‍🔥 #venturebros #themonarch #drgirlfriend

I really wish having long hair didn’t give me mad gender dysphoria. I have really nice hair, but I can’t stand having it even chin length because it makes me feel too feminine.

If you are gonna have a tin hat, at least make it stylish.

You‘d think politicians directly impacted by gun violence multiple times would now be open to discussing gun control. 🤷

Wearing a suit at a work conference, someone comes up and says, “I really love your outfit. It’s— sorry, but um, it’s giving“ *does a little limp wrist action* Me: “Why thank you and that’s because I am“ *limp wrist back at them* Them: “Oh my god, yesssss! I knew it! Me too!”

Part 3 in my king/knight series, this one titled "Ministrations" 😁 👑❤️⚔️

another one for lesbian visibility week!

whimsical forest friends 🍄🌱

it's over a decade old and i still think about it at least once a month

Sat down at booth at a local Mexican restaurant and this was the only thing on the wall

I am amused that one of the final shots of the season depicts Dr Robby with a halo in a position similar to that of Mary when the character is canonically Jewish.

The real reason why Whitaker needs to leave the farm girl is that she made him drive all the way back to their farm after he worked a 12+ hour shift from hell.

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

Project Hail Mary studies

which Nine Inch Nails song is this

I just found out that the majority of my gaming group has never seen Clue. I will be finding a new gaming group.

I am gonna need a poster for the musical Swimmy Todd.

Genuinely don’t know how people ship Robby/Whitaker when Robby/Abbot is right there. Two hot old men being fucked up together.

Thinking about getting a moped. I don’t really drive a ton— mostly just to work and back. I feel like a moped would be good for that. And I think I would look cute driving one around and that’s obviously the most important bit.

Truly The Pitt is a litmus test for whether or not a viewer has basic comprehension skills.

I hate that Mohan is so beaten down in season 2 of The Pitt because she is such a badass during the mass casualty event in season 1.

think we should bring back HWÆT Got a lot of situations that need a good HWÆT at the beginning

Gonna go scratch “Da Moon Rulez #1” on my car.

I am a delicate flower. A minor change in my environment and I will simply perish.

I don’t understand how anyone functions on little sleep or would even brag about it. I got very little sleep last night, and I feel like bursting into tears.

Went for a stupid little walk for my mental health and I regret to inform you that it did, in fact, help.

Unfortunately, I am a massive bitch at heart.

Trying not to be an absolute bitch when other people get credit/thanked for work that I did.