Republicans want to kill you. Democrats would prefer you die quietly.

Trencher is fascinating but the art seriously hurts my eyes

Black Panther winning a pizza-eating contest.

"You can get so much done in a minute. That's like a decade. Which is like a year."

Renet!!! 😍

oh hey, I remember him from the Cerebus crossover

"Kitchen?" "Kitchen." "Pork rind?" "Pork rind."

the boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at long last the Pioneer Valley has made it to the world of Magic: The Gathering

I proffer that Wolf's Rain, a series about a beautiful young woman with a mysterious past who is protected by a harem of gorgeous super-powered puppyboys, is the ultimate millennial fujoshi anime

Sinners!

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

"The animators were putting their whole anussies into this one" -- @spearhafoc.bsky.social on "Three Orphan Kittens"

One day a majority of people will realize that “crime” is a construct completely divorced from moral or ethical actions. Any correlation is the merest coincidence.

"But these are criminals, they're illegals. They're rapists, they're murderes etc!" It's just a retread of the same propaganda they used against communities in Nazi Germany. What you're hearing about Somalis by the right is exactly the same kind of filth spread by Nazis about Jews, Roma, etc.

“NO, DOG MAN!”

that time Frank Belknap Long wrote a novel under a female pseudonym and dedicated it to himself

They lived in a world of weird people and weird events... then... terror closed in.

His name is Mickey Dolenz.

"Why don't Americans do something?" A) our media is completely captured by pro-fascism billionaires B) people are out in the street daily protesting and doing mutual aid work, see point A for why you don't know that C) the *traffic cops* in Bumfuck Small Town have *tanks*

Reminder that this green gas can cause liver failure

Greg Bovino is out here in a green trench coat sieg heiling to his “troops” who are all out to hunt human beings by race and Corey Booker et al still doing close up videos of their concerned faces acting like the issue is body cams & “oversight” and too little training.

Tell it, Chuck.

"I think when you have a child, you create a roommate." --Brennan Lee Mulligan

yummy bagel chips

You don't reform this. You don't 'improve the training.' You abolish it, you prosecute it, you excise from civic life like the cancer it is.

Basically correct I think

Ah, my ride is here

law enforcement is investigating, arresting, and targeting Ds in office. the D party is literally being criminalized before our eyes, and they still won't stop kissing cop ass.

If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

Jeffries is such a coward. Just take the position that ICE isn’t legitimate law enforcement and stop being such a spineless bitch. No one cares how much eggs cost when the elderly are being torn out of their homes in their fucking underwear, you dip shit.

I still see people trying to say we shouldn’t just outright abolish ICE because something something we need enforcement or some shit. So they’re not radicalized enough yet. ICE is not needed. They are state sponsored domestic terrorists. They need to go.

As someone who was born in 1975, and saw the violence of INS/CBP in the 1980s, it's been extremely infuriating to see people saying we need to go back to that model as well. No, we do not. All "immigration" agencies the US has created have been violent cesspools of white supremacy.

decades of brutalizing immigrants in the hopes that it'd get you votes. over 30 years since operation gatekeeper. and what has it gotten you. god, i'm glad people are radicalized against ICE, but fuck, it shouldn't have taken all this. infuriating.

never again want to see these 'smart, savvy' rationalizations and explanations for why we just Gotta get worse on immigration and the border every time to appeal to some phantom voter that doesn't show up, and even if they did, it'd be trading hundreds, thousands of lives for a few random shitheads.

i really hold a deep, deep fucking hatred for all the "but we GOTTA go super right on the border and immigration" we got sold over the years but especially in 2024. zero benefit to this. all it did was hurt people and set things up to make it even easier for these fuckers to hurt people.

all the attempts to win these fuckers over with 'reasonable' amounts of brutal deportations, with constant increased funding to ICE, the attempts to make asylum seeking more and closed off - all cruelty for no benefit at all that only emboldened them. even maine isn't white enough for them.

LRP: again i note that maine is one of if not THE whitest state per capita in the entire country. ICE targeting here is *super* targeted. even this level of homogenity is not enough for these shitheads and it never was. you cannot appease them and every attempt to do so was idiotic at *best*.

I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.

rogue from the hit series total drama

"the most evil character in Magic: The Gathering" i mean i don't think it's physically possible to top Yawgmoth

“You hear the desperation of our people over and over. What do they say: ‘What the hell is Congress doing? Why won’t they stand up for us? Who is fighting for us? Who will defend us?’...Waiting until January of next year to begin building a case for this is too damn late for us.” 💯👇

public perception says mainstream media is sensationalist, lusts for scandal, will make anything up to sell papers and get clicks etc., and then this particular president does like 10 scandals a day and mainstream media insists on describing his actions in the most uninteresting way possible

Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is

Diddkagar Kongtagon

Is there a *good* reason that wasn't greeted with, "Yeah, no shit, dumbfuck."

"Well sometimes Nathan does this thing where he'll pull his pants up, like, really high and he'll start saying, 'I'm the big boss man!', and when he does that you have to do whatever he says 'cause his pants are up so high."

You so. Kamala still would have let Israel massacre at will. Nobody should feel regret if this is the reason they didn't vote for her. They all profit from this and will continue to do so, she would have just been more quiet about it.

Look at the fucking language here. These people are absolutely repulsive. They're taking pleasure in a weird "I told you so" moment about people being massacred in Gaza because the lives of Palestinians are nothing more than tools to use as political bargaining chips to liberals. There is no I told