Hello, I'm getting hit by a car while I was walking down the sidewalk.

Oh, so it's *really* going to crash hard...

DeviantArt is a *wild* ride, especially with all the AI art. Because you can get a *very* specific idea of someone's fetish. Like, someone really, *REALLY* likes this *one* thing just over and over again.

Since Spoo exists in both He-Man and Babylon 5, it would mean that the two exist in the same continuity. In this essay I will.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsSN...

No! He's a *movie reviewer!* What even is this?

You can tell that comics have lost something because they don't let artists out of the cage like this anymore.

Sorry, but getting mad at Doug Walker because he didn't follow someone else's imaginary set of guidelines for the daily bonus videos *he produces* and releases every December is the epitome of "Looking for something to complain about."

Uh- he knows. He outright said at the start that these are flimsy connections. But he's already done a bunch of Disney stuff already he's ran out of content.

Seeing the people crash out over the Stranger Things finale, it really shows people really don't understand the notion of a "Bittersweet ending."

So remember when people said the Fallout show was horrible before ever seeing it, then when it came out people realized it was good? Well, it's back to being bad again. Because I guess people *need* to be miserable and something only gets one iteration to be good.

At least we won't have to deal with Lindsay Ellis' "take" on the Stranger Things finale, because you know *that* would have been a thing...

The wild thing about Back to the Future is that Doc had *no idea that the time machine would work* the first time he tested, meaning he was perfectly willing to atomize his dog and potentially get himself and Marty run over.

Didn't they have 10 movie length episodes?

Ted Danson going from the epitome of 80's masculinity to "Quirky cool old dude" really shows that there can be many phases to someone's career.

"It's always been my dream to be here." "Got any other dreams?" Is pure Muppets. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhtn...

Did MTV at least end their broadcast history with "Video Killed the Radio Star?" Feels like it woulda been obvious...

I love how on TwiXter the reaction to Stranger Things is "This is a complete abomination that clearly everyone hated and is the biggest pile of garbage ever seen" but on BlueSky it's like "I saw it. It was nice. I liked it."

This is an extremely cool way to approach the character of Wonder Man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHuW...

Average TwiXter Post: This thing everyone enjoyed years ago is now bad because it didn't support this one particular philosophy I feel is the only thing that it should have promoted, and if anyone disagrees with me they're a brainwashed fool.

Someone's working something out, I can tell you that...

Watching the Back to the Future films makes you realize that right up till the 80's it was perfectly acceptable for small towns to have someone who's profession was "Local mad scientist."

Twitter Doomers: Everyone hates Stranger Things! Actual Reality: Series finale *crashes Netflix*.

There is a *lot* going on with this cover...

Marvel isn't brave enough to do this with MJ....

But 3,000 people on TwiXter liked a tweet that hated on it! That's less than a *percentage* of the overall views! Clearly they've got their finger on the pulse of the viewers! (Yeah, puts things into perspective how *small* those numbers can be in the grand scheme of things, huh?)

A bunch of people got mad at me because I didn't irrationally hate the MCU.

The difference is in MoS, there was nothing preventing Clark from saving Jonathan. In Superman, Clark was literally crippled by Metamorpho's kryptonite that he could barely move. The fact that you feel the need to lie shows that you aren't interested in arguing in good faith.

My sisters old cat with me. (Was not aware until after he passed that this wasn't a sign of him being upset, it was a sign that he loved me so much he *had* to bite me.)

He was in agony and couldn't move. Superman didn't "let" Lex do *anything,* FFS....

Had an awkward interaction with Tim Russ at SDCC in 2008. Just kind of started talking with him without realizing who he was. Felt bad for bothering him and quickly bolted to leave him alone.

The hilarious thing is that I get the feeling that Moore would respect the people who disagree with him more than he would those who sycophantically try to suck up to him.

"Captain America is blatant propaganda!" (Gets mild pushback and shown evidence that refutes that point) "I DIDN'T SAY PROPAGANDA WAS BAD!!!" These people are deeply unserious.

What kind of eldritch abomination is Snoopy if he just chows down on bones like candy?

How You Dune (Starring Matt Leblanc).

Everyone dooming about this film have been wrong about everything and yet they still think they've got the film figured out.

Especially given that it's because the film seems to be "doing right by Cyclops," which is another level of performative nonsense because they're super mad that the X-Films focused on Wolverine, one of the most popular superheroes *ever.*

"Superheroes are inherently fascist." "So that means Jack Kirby was a fascist?" "No! Why would you say that?"

The latest Avatar film is *just* about to hit a billion.

This seems like a reasonable response.

AI "art" could never... www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVL...

Could fans today grasp just how big of a deal it was to have Whoopie Goldberg be a major reoccurring character on Star Trek: The Next Generation? Like could they understand how unlikely it was for a star at her level to have a regular gig on a syndicated TV show?

I hate that we've devolved to a point where people will just post a picture along with a vague statement of condemnation and you'll have 100 responses of these vague statements of compliance, with some people occasionally asking for context but getting zero response.

Rewatching Back to the Future. What kind of madman sets their alarm clock for 10:28am?

So many people talking about this panel and acting like it tells them everything they need to know about Cap but when you ask them if they read the issue in question they get *really* quiet...

FFS, this came out *30 years ago*!

I love how these idiots will get mad at stuff that *doesn't exist* and *never happened.* It becomes alarmingly clear that they have no idea about the topic they are talking about and are just raging to feel important.

I love how the panel the "Cap is America propaganda" people endlessly spam has its context completely changed once you see the full scene it's pulled from.

The big problem is that people have stopped learning to love bad movies. It's not as easy to view truly bad movies anymore. As such people have no frame of context for what a truly "bad" movie is. They can't handle something that isn't 100% flawless. They can't simply learn to chill.

The best part about this song is that it is a mix stilted awkwardness and also *extreme* precision and polish that it continually surprises you with how it builds. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJy...

I'm not sure why people are surprised. It's all right there in the opening line of the song...