visiting LA for the first time in a decade next month. fortunate that i'm flying at night this time because the first time i flew cross country to LA i had a minor existential crisis

ever create something which inspires equal glee & regret

just take me out back

with the right mindset, anything can be rebuild of evangelion

just take me out back

hit the point in the essay where i have to state once again that very few fans of a specific property have been done as personally dirty by the walt disney company as tiana fans. like it really gets to a point

every single british actor in the second film is bouncing off of hardy's vaguely bostonian affect to varying degrees of success, which is funny enough as is but even funnier when you remember for some reason these films are set in san francisco

much in the same way i write essays my sister started on a beautiful handmade blanket for me as a late christmas gift, except at some point it spiraled massively out of hand and got way longer than intended

finishing up the audio edit and i’ll be honest: of the many places i expected the script to go i still can’t fathom that we wound up at "fucking of COURSE i don't want oz to REMAIN RACIALLY SEGREGATED”

every adult on this stupid fucking show is hellbent on covering for jk as some distant entity that can't impact their work and meanwhile not 20 minutes before her trailer drops she's boasting about her material impact on trans lives based on her factually wrong public transvestigation of khelif

anime villain speech about how i will cleanse the world of all suffering by destroying it but there's a weird emphasis on how underutilized bass flutes are in modern music

it’s time for new laptop stickers but i can’t find any i love 😭

pudding is the funniest dessert. one blop of sweet slorp please

what's gonna be especially annoying about Little Wizard Boy: Brotherhood in the early seasons is that those first couple books are super short so people have to pretend to be stoked to see, like, one line in the text extended to a bloated belabored degree

producers original broadway cast. this is not a bit this is not a joke

ashman and menken did a lot for musical theatre but one vastly underrated addition to the lexicon is the "i am going to turn this extremely mundane job into an exercise in sadistic sexual satisfaction" song, a torch no one has been brave enough to pick up

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

mom after OPLA s2: so chopper’s here forever now? they’re not gonna take him away from me?

KNEEL. BLEED. DIE.

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

I will absolutely think less of you as a person if you post excitement over the new Harry Potter series.

as a culture we have really given "ideas" way too much credit. ideas are a dime a dozen. they happen all the time. the magic is way more in the doing, and the doing's diminished stature is linked to lack of respect for labor and, more recently, skill and expertise.

ngl i've been trying to figure out what fun thing for them to flirt with to put in this corner for three days and i find this more amusing than anything i've come up with, which is deeply annoying

i mention this in New Essay but i’ll say as much: i did not make a video ostensibly defending wicked because i have always had a fawningly positive relationship with it

ngl i've been trying to figure out what fun thing for them to flirt with to put in this corner for three days and i find this more amusing than anything i've come up with, which is deeply annoying

girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

i love these girls. who are they flirting with

half star reviews of my lboxd top 4

boosted the colors to match the banner. y'know honestly if i ever dipped into a couple pieces of channel merchandise this would be a fun print

alternatively i have considered the maybe less than ideal long term choice but fun for me as a horror enthusiast: ARG element

i will also count “haven’t finished” cos there’s a LOT i started but never made far in

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

hello darlings if you've ever been interested in hearing my dulcet soothing tones in your new fun project, i'm officially putting myself out there as available for VO work

updated to fix dates + add a few more of my freelance clients! pls tell your friends there's a 1930's era moll who wants to do jobs for them

alternatively i have considered the maybe less than ideal long term choice but fun for me as a horror enthusiast: ARG element

self-portrait

Thank fucking god Chopper's been made a mascot for Doctor's Without Borders. For those who don't know, currently Doctors Without Borders are advocating specifically for Palestine because Israel have forced them out of Gaza.

this was the last-resort scoundrel play as the public turned on Vietnam and Iraq too — "Sure, there's no good reason to stay, but to turn tail in defeat would disrespect our heroic dead troops and say they died for nothing." Only took us 3 weeks to get there this time though

THAT FUCKASS WHALE GOT ME AGAIN

american airlines is the perfect flight for first time international visitors. no i'm serious. if you don't really know american culture those flight attendants are gonna put you through your paces like it's a dick's last resort, except they actually fucking hate you

woman in front of me on this flight who watched both blue moon AND kiss of the spider woman you are my personal gay icon

the one thing i heard about the wiz prior to finally watching it was diana ross being miscast as dorothy but had they leaned into her actual age and not had 34 y/o ross playing a 24 y/o that was written as a 16 y/o uncle baby billy style i actually think it could have worked

i don’t like to act like i’m some great emotional storyteller or anything but i do think i’ve topped my ending monologue for “man bad horror”

i really wish computer was fun again.

GUESS WHO'S DONE RECORDIIIIIIIIIING

boosting this fucker again, let me pod your cast