"autism announcement" but in the style of a gender reveal party would be like "it's trains autism!!!!"

The US is imposing 1000% tariffs on ma, the concept of emptiness or negative space in Japanese cinema. From now on if a character quietly admires a river or sips a cup of tea, theaters will be taxed millions

other left field factor: the hateful bubo

1990s elementary and middle school class lists:

Watching @patstaresat.bsky.social's Bioshock Infinite playthrough and forgot Elizabeth makes the same face I do when I think about "Fink trying to recruit Booker" plot point that goes fucking nowhere.

was very prepared to go in skeptically but for youtubers addressing backlash that isn’t for an actual crime, this is pretty solid work. smart to use the apology as a portal to directly addressing and rectifying the problem. no lupin reeval but the rose of versailles detour was a nice surprise

@strucci.bsky.social & i visited the riff tank at @doyouvalidate.bsky.social and i did an incredible magic trick that everyone loved where i turned joel the same color as my shirt with nothing but a mug of water

not yet said it on bluesky but: if you ever want anyone on your podcast to play a thing or talk about film/lupin/horror/sadboys/etc i have 20+ years of performance experience and if i’m not funny i’ll die

potter's politics are fucky, especially in the books (re: shaun) but if some fans don't see the problem with claiming to be trans allies it feels fair to argue they should have enough political wherewithal to spot inconsistencies between their behaviors and the series' broad strokes of antifacism

there's the factor of disney's most prominently antifascist streaming series having just wrapped and being fresh in peoples' minds but i KNOW how religiously some potter fans rewatch the whole series every year so none of yas are off the fuckin hook. never too late for media literacy

subjected myself to 5 minutes of ned fulmer's awful ass podcast talking with his wife about the very public affair he had and this was my main takeaway

i actually prefer the one with the robot gore but whaddya gonna do

i really couldn't help myself. (and it's free!) www.patreon.com/posts/knight...

I also found this on my phone

one can argue disney’s had a boycott coming since long before kimmel (personally haven’t given ‘em a dime since ‘22) but it’s hard to deny these numbers have the potential to really frighten them now that disney adults/influencers have become an invaluable part of the company ecosystem

i really couldn't help myself. (and it's free!) www.patreon.com/posts/knight...

i actually prefer the one with the robot gore but whaddya gonna do

if you want to know my response to eddington i feel like the fact that i watched it, got home, and made a BEELINE for the rlm "surviving edged weapons" episode actually sums up a lot

in some ways eisner’s tenure can never be reappraised. his decisions seemed to be frequently motivated by envy and set in motion the cheapening of the brand we see to this day. every idea he ever had was some degree of faulty and/or insane. in other ways he is the most vindicated man of all time

other takeaway from return to oz is that it has such an immaculate score. this is one of the more understated pieces but it sounds like a fusion between joe hisaishi and the sherman brothers in a way i'm very very taken with

i would actually die for a copy of this

you know rewatching return to oz was like a three star experience carried by some real charm and actual super intense scares but i've found out it had a brief run in the main street electrical parade, which has genuinely tickled me so much i'm tempted to slap on another half star

reminder that if you ever want a line read or a voiceover my email is wide open

me and vero are putting on a show and you can hear the first episode NOW on my patreon

when guys want to meet "girls with interests" on hinge this is what they're picturing (i will not specify which girl i'm referring to)

going digging on the disney wiki into the history of disney making their own oz books is so funny bc like this is just lambert. it's just straight up lambert. what do you mean the cowardly lion you lying bitch

hey linkedin is there an option to say that i will not work with your bullshit ai recruiters to undermine my peers and also my own future career prospects or is that basic function locked behind premium too

with all natural predators & competitors in the late night ecosystem decimated, a plague of jimmy fallons descends upon the countryside. they're everywhere. they eat the grain. they strip the leaves from trees. you can hear them tittering on the roofs, the scurry scrape of those nasty little claws

it's not really possible to win the autism world championship but only because dan aykroyd has been the consecutive title holder for like 50 years

A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."

i'm so gripped with panic about what to do without more clients that all i've been capable of for the past few days is just sitting here and doing whatever work i can. it's like a compulsion. i just feel anxious and tired all the time

KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this? PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information? KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI

i am trying to cheer myself up by imagining that by writing all of these firm letters and trying to parlay with people who wouldn't mourn him, schumer's strat is actually to utilize lynchian dream logic to solve these issues for his self-professed imaginary constituents

Washington Generals preparing for their next matchup with the Harlem Globetrotters

the star wars live readings have been some of the highlights of my year but they'll never scrub the taste of that yollie out of my mouth

life is scary right now and it’s hard to stop for a break but i wanna stop and let there be a moment to be proud of myself and say thank you. that i can say i’ve had a video hit half a million views, and that it’s my best one so far on a subject i really care about, is proof i’m getting somewhere

life is scary right now and it’s hard to stop for a break but i wanna stop and let there be a moment to be proud of myself and say thank you. that i can say i’ve had a video hit half a million views, and that it’s my best one so far on a subject i really care about, is proof i’m getting somewhere

other highlight i forgot: me being so winded by the end of the film that i tripped over myself trying to croak out a george lucas impression

my toxic trait is that i'm very upfront about the movie night videos on patreon being much more low effort than my big essays but if there's a bit i think would be really funny i truly cannot help myself

the star wars live readings have been some of the highlights of my year but they'll never scrub the taste of that yollie out of my mouth

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

a father‘s never been a bad guy before, so we really weren’t prepared for this week

there's always that winge of "you're an actor not an activist" when a prominent actor has an opinion someone disagrees with but bardem is literally both. he was raised into activism. this is a guy who has never once looked like he doesn't know what he's talking about and that is indispensable

Bardem has been vocal on this issue going back to at least the 2014 war when coverage was considerably more pro-Israel and also has a long history of advocacy for Sahrawi nationalism, which hardly anyone in the west even knows about

hey guys - i don't talk about finances much but i've been struggling to break even every month and really need to take on some extra work. i don't know if i can start looking at sponsorships on youtube at my sub count but either way, i really need something consistent to keep me over the edge

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uniquely jazzed for knights of guinevere because, and i swear to god i'm not making this up, i had a really really similar idea YEARS ago as i was making my own exit from disney world. obviously didn't do anything with it so all the more fascinated to see where terrace ran with this concept

problem with wanting to watch videos about the new vegas dlcs (something i don’t seek out often!) is that there’s like an 80/20 chance that the narrator busts out the r-slur or goes off on some weird tangent about “femcels” can i please just have one normal analysis of dead money please