“You’ll never make Mother of the Year, lady!” Let this be a warning. If you toss your baby into a garbage can, Sgt. Joe Friday is going to roast battle your ass like a motherfucker.

Hello again, old friend.

Starting to think this guy might not be super smart

I'm half crazy, all for the love of you... Digital Circus Episode 8 drops March 20th

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Bard Knight 02🛡️ ‘Tis a Critical Hit! 🎸

I met one of the littlest Wonder Woman fans! Too cute!! 🥰

Saw someone say that Batman is the only DC character that any filmmaker actually wants to do stuff with and honestly... yeah?

Batman is a rare character who is so flexible to play with. You can put him in anything, whether it's hyper realistic or camp. Even the cartoons every single of them does a different take on Batman, and he is still Batman

It shouldn’t have been Nintendo that stepped up. Should’ve been an important food company or something. But since it is Nintendo, no mercy. And also get them for pulling that Pokopia stunt. Disgusting.

They really missed the opportunity when they didnt call The Force Awakens "A Old Hope." 🤔

Oh good, I was worried I might be able to afford things again.

This Frank Quitely cover for Worlds Finest is amazing!!!

Me to my dogs: why on earth are yall barking right now Dogs: last time we checked we're dogs Me: touché

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I SPENT ALL MORNING BUILDING FURMITURE TO GET ME ROOM TOGETHER AAAAAA anyone wanna shoot me $20 for lunch about it? I spent all me money on da furmiture,,,,, Otherwise I'll probably just sit here hungry til nighttime venmo.com/code?user_id... www.paypal.me/popeyeotaku cash.app/$TroyFullwood

The big tell for all the AI music I've ever heard, no matter how convincing the rest of it, is the lyrics. Something about it always sounds like something that even a mid or bad lyricist wouldn't write

Tali'Zorah with Abs Commissioned piece ('22) #art #fanart #masseffect #musclegirl #pinup

I'm always saying this but I love how, despite having a consistent vocabulary, Huttese still sounds like a kid inventing Alien Words on the fly. A guy will say some shit like "ooga bonki fleembo" and you'll look it up and find that, yes, that's the correct Huttese for "I want my money".

🎶Entity Babies, We Make Our Dreams Come True🎶

DC Preview: Absolute Batman #18 - Batman continues to fight Poison Ivy’s mutated monsters! #Batman @ssnyder1835.bsky.social @ericcanete.bsky.social #comicbooks #comicsky Read the preview here:

Starfleet Academy continues to impress. I love that in this far future era, the Federation is no longer a huge force in the galaxy - it can be threatened in all sorts of ways. As the Federation has always been a stand-in for the USA (come on, it *has*), it's quite a gutsy move. #StarfleetAcademy

Instead of sharing the terrible AI "Seth MacFarlane as Bill Clinton in Ted S2" clip - a joke where the only punchline is Bill Clinton being a dick - let's remember Beavis and Butt-Head's Clinton assuming Beavis and Butt-Head were upstanding citizens and it was a) funny and b) didn't require AI.

Hi there, Monokuma! Panel comes from #Danganronpa 2: Chiaki Nanami's Goodbye Despair Quest Volume 1, available wherever you buy manga. Created by @spikechunsoftinc.bsky.social,#Danganronpawritten and illustrated by Karin Suzuragi

This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on March 5, 1982.

one google data center in virginia two million gallons of water per day information only released under court order & risk of contempt

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-" You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

rogan, like susan collins, is buoyed constantly by mainstream journalists who have never watched his show claiming once every four months that he’s “turning on trump”

Gail sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Gail reaping: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

#spoilers JESUS CHRIST

You know what? It works

it's always funny that Earth-5/S actually does have non-Shazamily heroes they just almost NEVER get actual play outside of the original Crisis on Earth-S

Vaccinate your kids.

Jae Lee is the perfect Inhumans artist because only he could perfectly balance the two poles of Inhumans character design which is either “Literally the hottest people alive” and “Fuck-Face McGee the 3rd”

im thinking comics are back

Genuinely this might cure my fucking depression

RETRO ABSOLUTE BATMAN🦇 As an absolute (hehe) super-fan of what @ssnyder1835.bsky.social & @nickdragotta.bsky.social are putting out with this phenomenal book every month, I just had to mash up Absolute Bats with some of my retro flavours!

hey look a fun history lesson!

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1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published 1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series 1997 - BBC remake 2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added 2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap 2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next