(conspiratorial hushed tone) holidays are coming

why did General Grievous wear a cape, robots don't get cold or sick

(Jojo voice) I'm listening to Miles Davis

bernanners

are your teens secretly having parties with using an embalmed hand to summon undead spirits

we love babies, but if they're crying, please take them to the lobby

they don't name chicks "Dagmar" anymore

remember when Star Wars had a robot with lung disease

cutting loose with a second peppermint tea

why couldn't Harrison Ford bother to shave or run a comb through his hair to come back as a ghost in rise of skywalker

the words "Laurence Laurents Presents" used to mean something in this town

would that it were so simple

who says the UK has no food culture

I want to hunt James Bond for sport

cockney Dracula

Hoosiers...football? This must be a prank on/by @itsclaybaby.bsky.social

follow me to The Orifice

will Jarnathan be joining us soon?

getting ready for the weekend

what the living hell is this court design

I'm think I'm being watched

I love it when features are special

"stocking stuffer" is a weird phrase

so listen,

when I die, I want to be enrobed in dark chocolate

let he who is without gorm go fuck themselves

where's the "bad" poster?

I generally don't like the tendency of making everyone younger and hotter in superhero movies EXCEPT when Marisa Tomei as Aunt May wears glasses

a pretzel bun should be an option in every restaurant

the words "Laurence Laurents Presents" used to mean something in this town

the Santa Ape!

my bass player is a can of soup!

just like the great Cate Blanchett, I cannot stand leaf blowers. One of the many things she and I have in common

VOTE QUIMBY

I do not like the advertising trend of making Santa hot

my devices!

Blue Jays clearly have the Mandate of Heaven

Max Muncy is the name of a muppet or Pixar character