you'll never believe what's happening

Did you guys know that BetMGM has responsible gambling tools so you don't get carried away?

it's 20° and phone is saying "chance of rain in 3 hours"

any movie will sync up with "Dark Side of the Moon" if you don't give a shit

bunch of Gollum-looking mfers

Why is everything

Ewan can still get it

Oirish!

aw fuck it's the Dianne Warren category

nope this one isn't working

I appreciate that ever Frankenstein winner can't help but rub up on Elordi on their way to the stage. Who could resist

Conan should host as many times as he wants

is he going to go through all of Reiner's movies

Tatum is crushing it tonight

Wagner Moura barely starts to speak and basements flood nationwide

why IS there an ostensible time limit on Oscar speeches? The show is going to be 3 hours no matter what, let all the craft people have as long a moment as they want

Nitflix

why doesn't Tatum let his hair grow, he appears capable

there is no limit to how silly Conan will make himself look to entertain

surely you jest

big news from Mom & Dad: yesterday he got new shoes that were a size smaller than his other shoes

yesterday at this time vs today

I just now noticed the dope af catchers gear for the Venezuelans

guess what lol

that was my idea too I said “hey, Batman, why don’t we kill everybody? That solves crime.”

when you think about it, elvis dying on the toilet is just the most recent in a long line of royals meeting their end while defecating. anyway,

I don't want to scare anyone but over the past 36 hours I have become incredibly large

mfw something happens

Ernie Whitt is evolving into either a third stage guild navigator or Pizza the Hutt

what if Bud Cort was a garbage pail kid

"The vibes are Hoff" -- me, when I'm watching an episode of Knight Rider

Elaine,

Smurfs being three apples tall is terrifying

I guess Ariana Grande has that "cartoon mouse on the verge of tears" look all the time

they're lighting your ass up on r/bioluminescence

It's snowing again lol

Ella Mackey is Emma McCay