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So, in the last few weeks I got hit with a bill for a sleep study I I had already paid a co-pay for...for 758 dollars. Needed 2238 dollars worth of car repairs and still have 368 dollars from dental work. Venmo: ONIRAM48, paypal: [email protected]. I hate to ask, but not sure what else to do.

Decided to finally start binge watching The Bear

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

Imagine driving your Chevy across town all the way to the levy, only to find that the levy was dry smh smdh

You guys ever run through caverns measureless to man, down a sunless sea?

I'm listening to Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats

I'm listening to Soundgarden

Staying hydrated and moisturized, because I care about me

My quintessential The Onion headline? The girl reading this :^)

Behold, my personality laid bare

I'm listening to MF DOOM

Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself in bed transformed into the lead singer for Papa Roach

@ilikemints.bsky.social Happy birthday, mints appreciator

@talkinghat.bsky.social Happy birthday, loquacious headwear

I'm listening to Bob Dylan

I cannot believe there's no ham hock emoji

I saw the best minds of my generation driven to madness by spam bot faves

Actually it's pronounced "Mil-you wah-kay", it's Algonquin for "the good land"

huge news. got a paper shredder at an estate sale. having the time of my life. shredding documents. i’m gonna write my SSN on a sheet of paper then put it in there just for fun.

I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite

Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap

appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today

[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags] Wh-- where am I...

Zohran You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You

Bubba Ho-tep, a surprisingly emotional film about ageing Elvis Presley fighting a mummy in a Texas rest home made for just $1 mil and featuring one of Bruce Campbell's best performances, is FREE on YouTube (in the States): youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA

Little known fact: Blake Snell is the first Dracula to pitch in the majors since Vladamir “The Transylvanian Tornado” Ionescu in 1973.

The winner of game seven, 99% of the time, goes on to win the series #baseball #baseballstats

Workshopping a tattoo idea (__(__) (__)__) (__(__) (__)__) Ooh baby look at em go

You see people posting shit like “the thousand year reich only lasted 12 years” like okay but pretty famously a lot happened in those 12 years

I'm watching Treehouse of Horror episodes and eating leftover pizza, for my agonies

I'm listening to Ozzy Osbourne

Using cancer as the reason for a glorified credit card ad is cynical shit.

Had my first cold one in months and folks, it was sublime; I'm having another one

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You guys ever bow down before the one you serve

Sports gambling is bad.

hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.

My only tattoo is the basketball-shaped heart logo from the film Love & Basketball, and after all these years and in light of recent events, I still feel I made a good choice

I'm watching hoops, for my agonies

My dad had to be rushed to the ER, I'm hoping it's more of an abundance of caution thing, but I'm here in the waiting room and stressed the fuck out

I'm watching videos on Dutch polders, this is some fascinating shit man