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they say im lazy but it takes all my time
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You know.. Quasimodo predicted all this
about 1 year ago
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Bride of Funkenstein
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<--- KING OF SINFUL SOTS
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Pal (she/they)
about 15 hours ago
So, in the last few weeks I got hit with a bill for a sleep study I I had already paid a co-pay for...for 758 dollars. Needed 2238 dollars worth of car repairs and still have 368 dollars from dental work. Venmo: ONIRAM48, paypal:
[email protected]
. I hate to ask, but not sure what else to do.
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Decided to finally start binge watching The Bear
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
add a skeleton here at some point
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Imagine driving your Chevy across town all the way to the levy, only to find that the levy was dry smh smdh
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You guys ever run through caverns measureless to man, down a sunless sea?
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I'm listening to Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats
3 days ago
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I'm listening to Soundgarden
3 days ago
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Staying hydrated and moisturized, because I care about me
3 days ago
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My quintessential The Onion headline? The girl reading this :^)
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KOTH Screens
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Behold, my personality laid bare
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I'm listening to MF DOOM
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Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself in bed transformed into the lead singer for Papa Roach
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@ilikemints.bsky.social
Happy birthday, mints appreciator
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@talkinghat.bsky.social
Happy birthday, loquacious headwear
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I'm listening to Bob Dylan
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I cannot believe there's no ham hock emoji
7 days ago
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I saw the best minds of my generation driven to madness by spam bot faves
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Actually it's pronounced "Mil-you wah-kay", it's Algonquin for "the good land"
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mary
9 days ago
huge news. got a paper shredder at an estate sale. having the time of my life. shredding documents. i’m gonna write my SSN on a sheet of paper then put it in there just for fun.
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I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite
10 days ago
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Joe
11 days ago
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
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Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
11 days ago
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I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap
11 days ago
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chestnuts gloasting on an open fire
11 days ago
appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today
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Joe Spreadsheet
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[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags] Wh-- where am I...
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anna who?
about 1 month ago
Zohran You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
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Anatoly Shashkinđź’ľ
about 1 month ago
Bubba Ho-tep, a surprisingly emotional film about ageing Elvis Presley fighting a mummy in a Texas rest home made for just $1 mil and featuring one of Bruce Campbell's best performances, is FREE on YouTube (in the States):
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
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Frankendarling
about 1 month ago
Little known fact: Blake Snell is the first Dracula to pitch in the majors since Vladamir “The Transylvanian Tornado” Ionescu in 1973.
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The winner of game seven, 99% of the time, goes on to win the series
#baseball
#baseballstats
about 1 month ago
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Weaz Wish You a Merry Christmas🎄
about 2 months ago
Workshopping a tattoo idea (__(__) (__)__) (__(__) (__)__) Ooh baby look at em go
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Ryan
9 months ago
You see people posting shit like “the thousand year reich only lasted 12 years” like okay but pretty famously a lot happened in those 12 years
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I'm watching Treehouse of Horror episodes and eating leftover pizza, for my agonies
about 1 month ago
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I'm listening to Ozzy Osbourne
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Frankendarling
about 1 month ago
Using cancer as the reason for a glorified credit card ad is cynical shit.
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Had my first cold one in months and folks, it was sublime; I'm having another one
about 1 month ago
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Bride of Funkenstein
about 1 month ago
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<--- Available in both R and Unrated versions
about 1 month ago
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You guys ever bow down before the one you serve
about 2 months ago
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Sports gambling is bad.
about 2 months ago
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willow
about 2 months ago
hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.
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My only tattoo is the basketball-shaped heart logo from the film Love & Basketball, and after all these years and in light of recent events, I still feel I made a good choice
about 2 months ago
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I'm watching hoops, for my agonies
about 2 months ago
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My dad had to be rushed to the ER, I'm hoping it's more of an abundance of caution thing, but I'm here in the waiting room and stressed the fuck out
about 2 months ago
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I'm watching videos on Dutch polders, this is some fascinating shit man
about 2 months ago
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