Must be an election year bc Kathy Hochul just sent me $200 like that's enough to convince me to vote for her

I know this is going to be controversial and impossible to predict but there are so many fucking ugly sweater vests on ebay

You can take me

If the Rosalía album blows up does that mean ppl will finally stop making fun of mi acento

So the apps are going good

Chicken feet prices are up the economy rly is in shambles

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

Agreed. Chuck Schumer stepping down is like planting a tree. The best time would have been twenty years ago, the second best time is now.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Does this mean my school might finally get afterschool 🥹🥹

Zohran You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You

It's a lot of acrylics up in the air at the Zohran headquarters that's my mfucking mayor!!!

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped today 🫡🎊

If i don't meet someone at the zohran watch party at the lesbian bar tomorrow i am going to end up on the news.

It's insane that they still dont sell peanut free halloween candy bags

Im dressed up as Anti-imperialist ms rachel (aka ms rachel) to hand out halloween candy and it's fucking KILLING, the amt of toddlers who think i really am ms rachel EVEN WITH THE KUFFIYAH is inspiring

How my students and i communicate when it's no NTs around

Just saw a guy jorking it on the sidewalk, new york is BACK baby!!!!!

Today i got playdoh stuck under my acrylics, im in a sensory hell of my own making #prettyhurts

Im a new york girlie right, a whole stan, Usually i love when ppl talk about my city but rn i think the world should mind their business about our local election bc it's not like i go on cnn talking smack about all yalls bum ass mayoral candidates. If they don't vote hear i dont wanna hear it!!!!!!!

Being alive in 2025 is DUMB like my grandparents never had to worry how to navigate when you accidentally react with 😂 instead of ❤️ to a(n invited) dick pic

It's so fucked up that i still havent smoked weed with the pta moms smfhhh

One of the kids slapped me today so i hid all of the toys, PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES FRIENDS!!!

I'm about to download hinge

'The Gay Harlem Renaissance,' a new art exhibition opening this fall in New York City, invites visitors to explore a lesser-known but vital chapter of the Harlem Renaissance: the queer artists, writers, and performers who helped define it. gothamist.com/news/the-gay...

Who all up thinking about how the first person diagnosed with autism died in 2023

You don't appreciate your para until suddenly she's at lunch and you're the one responsible for a five year old's blow out

getting cooked on this app (MyChart)

I just got three shots at the same time and imo not enough people are talking about how brave i am.

It's so crazy that covid lockdown and BLM happened in the same year, like i was literally remotely teaching kindergartners about chattel slavery bc all of a sudden we got Juneteenth off school, which wasn't on anyone's list of demands but did make more work for me at least 👍

In retrospect it's kind of wild how much media from my childhood revolved around the concept of "dog big"

I ordered italian cheesecake from the pizza place and they delivered layer cake in the colors of the italian flag i am going to become the joker

Nothing tastes as good as spitting on a cop car door handle feels 🥰🥰

I know this is how they getcha but speaking my truth whipped bone marrow looks good as fuck :/

Is it fucked up to call a kid mijo dificil? I love him but he was indeed being dificil.

I run an art program weekends in Maria Hernandez Park where we paint with the kids in the park and fundraise for Palestine www.instagram.com/makeartinthe...

There's a DYLAN Efron???

I tried to google this man to make sense of the latest Annabelle news and i think this headline says everything i needed to know tbh

Mommy need smoko 🚬

Today's mood

I bought a Marshawn Lynch jersey exclusively to wear on spirit week sports days just so i can say "im just here so i dont get fined" I've worn it like four times in six months which is a huge return on investment

I do have to say that the summer mix i made last year when i was off my meds still fucking SLAPS

THE TEMP IS TOO DAMN HIGH

Me: i am a Grown-up and i can Handle visiting a new grocery store Also me at the new grocery store:

A ride of one's own

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of Absolute Humidity

The enshittification of school bus services due to privatization should be a federal crime.

The mascot at my summer school site is a little TOO nice w it tbh