Excited to listen because I know I’ve seen Powder, but it made absolutely 0 impression on me

But the heat. Sir, what of the heat?

Metrosexual is literally Ancient Greek for "mother-sexual". Ergo, Oedipus was the first ever metrosexual in history.

I need to get ready for work but consider: I have a purring kittycat in my lap

Not only is it not 5 o clock, it’s not even 3 o clock

respect to the orcas whose trends consist of wearing salmon hats instead of trying to make everything have AI

Is it transphobic for me to be thinking about a mastectomy as “top surgery (no fun edition)”?

River Rouge, I think

Anxiety levels: unable to watch a thing I know I will enjoy because it’s new

Did you know? You can just buy Andes candies whenever you want

Woke up, had breakfast, went back to bed I suspect Tasks are not happening today

In awe of this visceral hostility

… I was so sure it was like 2 PM … 😭

FIVE DAY work WEEK???

Just started tearing up over the 1812 Overture , so that’s where we’re at this morning

Being perfect

“Everything is bullshit!” “You got that right, Bob!” “Aahh!” “Aaaaahhhh!”

None more 90s

Having a real OMG everything is so STUPID morning

Five day WORK week?

hmmmmmm

BOG BODY HAIRSTYLING 🤩 youtu.be/IqwVHywdSGk?...

Five day work week???

I did a really good job of roasting these potatoes

🌲

BNUUY

Pensive Paws

STOP ✋ Everyone on the East Coast go look at the moon 🌕 Right Now 🫵

Local Cat Entranced by Rug Washing video

Following the inscrutable exhortations of my soul (doing the dishes before my mood changes)

Lots of people don’t have my Block Blue Checks On Sight policy I see…

We have enacted Silly Little Walk Protocol

🐇🐇 Yoshimura Hôryû New Year's Card: Two Rabbits in the Bush, from an unidentified series of rabbits, late 19th/early 20th century Color lithograph; ink on card stock

FRIENDO

“You’ve posted pictures of your snoozing kitty many times …”

Feeling lightly insane because my family never had any new years good luck traditions, so therefore I must be carrying around a few decades of accumulated bad vibes/luck debt

My life right now has many challenges but the most pressing one is that I accidentally bought medium-roast coffee

She likes me better than the heating pad?? 🥹

If I ever get rich I’m commissioning the Tasting History guy to do a deep dive into the history of nachos

😠

Tfw you’re standing tall, on the wings of your dreams

Will the beans be ready before I finish a whole bottle of wine? Let’s find out

MARRIAGE MONEY TRAVEL unlikely, but sure

I started cooking beens 1.5 hours ago. I didn’t soak them first. Pray for Mojo.

My guts are getting annoying about all of the cheese I am eating but my brain is not permitting much else

Yule goat fall down go boom

Bestirred myself to grocery shop, was rewarded with the sight of three little dogs in little jackets