AND it’s RAINING!!??

The 5 week leave Sunday Scaries really hit different

MyChart gothic: getting ‘test result’ notifs when you are not aware of any outstanding tests …

When the cat sits and chooses to rest One Paw upon you >>>>

Yooooooooo www.bbc.com/news/article...

I am going to get SUCH a good grade in cancer patient

Had a dream where I was discussing Supernatural fanfic with the Pope; weird vibes abound

At the oncologist (scary) got a form with a “distress thermometer“ (hilarious)

One thing the aging process can never take away is the fact that zits WILL show up in the most annoying of places

I love it when the movie is 10 levels of baffling

Sink me!

Love the lines of a falcata, and a swept-hilt rapier for formal occasions

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Sponch

I feel like everyone sees Juniper as superior to Wise Child, but if not that’s my answer

Do summer rolls qualify as a salad? Discuss.

🎶is it raining, is it snowing 🎶

I must contact the relevant People and it’s making me Nervous

How can I ever move again

Answering my johns hopkins covid study questions i.e fucking up the data due to non-covid reasons

Took out the trash 💪💪💪

I am hearing birds singing but there is so much snow still …

What if I started a publishing company that ONLY printed mass market paperbacks

snOWING. AGAIN.

Wandered around looking for the moon but I guess it was too close to the horizon/behind buildings:(

My thoughts on Jezebel (1938): -very hard to focus on plot due to setting -every rich white dude alive at the end of the film will be dead in 10-15 years due to either dysentery, malnutrition, or acute lead poisoning administered by a Midwestern farmhand named Elias

I didn’t mean to sleep for nearly 3 hours this afternoon, this does not bode well for my plan to go back to work next week

“They wanted Tom Waits.” … …

Zen to the feed

There’s a Planet Earth III??!!

Just about ready to never wear a bra again

I am ALONE in my APARTMENT

I simply think we should get 10 years of snow spread out over 10 years

What if I just screamed forever and the rest of time

What does it say about me that I completely lost interest in Twin Peaks after Josie died

It’s a 90’s kind of world

I’m sorry I shouldn’t’ve said that

Hoping all the hockey players have fun

The plot of A View to a Kill has Bond trying to stop Christopher Walken from destroying Silicon Valley and let me just say HOLD UP JAMES LET THE MAN COOK

Nachos now; nachos forever

If the pandemic taught me that I do in fact need to be around people to avoid severe squirrel-brain, my current situation is revealing that I also need regular periods of Complete Alone Time to fend off reverse-squirrel brain

Wishing for the Windsor Pervert’s ability to not sweat; at least until I can stop wearing a surgical bra 24/7

Hell! Damn!! Ass!!!!

Sure sex is great but have you ever had a surgical drain removed

You’ve known about this shit for decades, Chuck. You (or your mom) could have encouraged the law to take its course at any point.

Immortals; turns out that Tarsem Singh only had 1 good film in him

GIVE.