Once upon a time, I was able to sleep past 3:30 AM

Fuck this to Tartarus and back

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

Marcus Aurelius has freed me from the need to have a Take but I wanna have a Take SO BAD

Further casualties of the media’s choice not to center the actual culprit i.e. the lettuce supplier 😡

The man, the myth, the legend

Emails bitching me out for doing my job ending with “whatever, LOL” should mean I just get to go home today

Skies looking very icky today

One sis is a PT and the other’s a doctor so I would certainly hurt, possibly kill people via panic/ignorance

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you’re not being therapeutically poisoned

Some positive personal news: I did 3 loads of laundry, one sink of dishes, and went food shopping this weekend

why is Telemachus wearing kevlar

DØ IT FŒR HIM #stamfordbridge2

Air out the belly and Think Deep Thoughts

If it’s a regular-degular hot dog I want ketchup and yellow mustard. If it’s a brat or a kielbasa or something then we go with grainy brown mustard and fried onions

Ok now you have my attention

Nnnnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Did not get the response I wanted so now I will just

Back at it (going to the doctor) (I don’t wanna)

Enjoying this while it lasts

Matthew Lillard time! (I remember nothing else about this movie)

Large Icéd Beverage, now and forever

nobody yells READ A DIFFERENT BOOK at silmarillion fans because our hearts are pure

Saw it when I was a kid (maybe 12), didn’t scare me because animals acting like animals are fundamentally not scary to me.

RAIN🌧️

Having a craving for 1990s white person taco salad

It is 8 pm and still over 90 degrees

Schism this, schism that - when is Leo going to put this whole country under interdict

Had to leave the house, sun already Bad

I have reluctantly concluded that I don’t really want a dumbphone, I just want a small phone, ideally one that closes.

Is today dragging awfully or am I just very Sleepy

People who can sleep with window unit ACs running: teach me your ways

Look at the ducklings!

my own psychological damage? well-

I have been stuck at home for so long that I fear I have caused my already codependent cat even further psychological damage

Feeling a strong desire to dissipate into sea mist

Mangoes: both the taste and the texture are absolutely intolerable

HEY VERNE

Were journalists always the fucking stupidest people on the planet or did twitter cook their brains more than the rest of us

If anyone is interested in seeing a Classic Himbo in the wild, please take a look at the most recent series of Taskmaster because Joel Dommett is … unearthly

Here are some direct Hector quotes from the seminal film Troy

hopital :(

I had so much fun, and there’s a Christopher Nolan jumpscare!

😭😭😭

They’re playing Ludacris’ Rollout in a Lowes commercial

corn palace, mitchell, south dakota, 1987

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Listen to me and @ragesinggoddess.bsky.social go full nerd!!

There should be a way to look at Wikipedia without the Gross Pictures