Today I bought the most expensive rosé champagne Safeway had (that wasn’t in the lockup box) to help manifest The Thing That Needs To Happen. 🍾

A week ago it looked like they'd found their Horst Wessel, then they got absolutely rinsed by Disney Adults. The most defeatable fascists in history, fuck 'em all

Ronald Reagan is a shitty candidate (1980)

There’s no reason NOT to call them Nazis bc they are LITERALLY following the Nazi playbook. It’s called Mein Kampf (Hitler, 1925). Lil Stevie is a BIG fan of it. One of the biggest Nazi funders has a SIGNED copy. So, yeah. You can call them Nazis.

"Spain's Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez said on Wednesday he will join Italy in sending a military warship to protect an international flotilla seeking to deliver aid to Gaza after it was attacked by drones off Greece." www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Yes it's a serious abuse of power but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They want you thinking about Tylenol so you don't realize that yet another right-wing billionaire is about to acquire yet another media platform.

"When I think about the fact that we elected this motherfucker twice, I realize America ain't shit." --Danielle Moodie

No feeling quite like a full belly and an empty colon 😊

The purpose of a system is what it does

Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.

Hey, so, survivor of CSAM (child sexual abuse material) here—and a global survivor advocate, including policy work! Fictional material is not illegal. That’s actually why deepfakes are such a big issue for survivors too. That said, actual art should *not* be made illegal. Why? (Con’t)

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

DOGE was a success because the entire point of it was the greatest data theft scheme in history and they did it

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

YOU try doctoring crime scene evidence in a hurry with only the items you have on you and let's see how good of a job you do, alright?

He's gonna walk.

Imported from @lyz.bsky.social on Threads

Yesterday: I have seen no indication that Tom Alter called for or incited violence—unlike, say, the president of the United States or the late Charlie Kirk.

They’re destroying our history!

whoa. Every single one of the Sinclair advert buyers on this list is automotive or automotive related (insurance). That is one aspect of the power in our society held by car companies that I haven't seen studied enough.

A large, legally permitted satirical statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein appeared on the National Mall early yesterday one block west of the US Capitol Building, including a plaque indicating it was erected “In Honor of Friendship Month” (screenshots from a video by @penguinsix.bsky.social).

Allyship, for the most part, only ever comes if it's convenient and comfortable for the person doing it. People were willing to cancel their Disney subscriptions because other than two shows that can be pirated, they don't watch it much. But boycott a chicken sandwich or boy wizard? Too much.

A billion dollars in the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work with the same intensity and ruthlessness to prevent the former as we do the latter.

I haven’t seen a lot of cis people I usually see pushing for calls, etc. doing so about these rules provisions, which would devastate trans people nationally. Calls need to be made to all electeds and a firm stance taken ASAP, with ten times the fervor of the Kimmel/D+ event

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

Inside you there are two wolves

this insane space plutocrat was in charge of the whole government for like six months, probably killed a lot of people worldwide, compromised essentially everyone’s security, and made everything infinitely shoddier but no less expensive. And he is the guy who’s supposed to take us back to the moon.

Antifa terrorist

I think we need to emphasize as broadly and loudly as possible that whoever does the thing will be glorified and sanctified for the rest of human history

Adelita Grijalva is projected to win a special election for Arizona’s 7th District. She will be the first Latina to represent the state in Congress. https://bit.ly/47ZjyhE

New statue on National Mall celebrates ‘long-lasting bond’ between Trump and Epstein

Bothsiderism in its final form

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Stellar review! New issue drops tomorrow!

In a speech before the United Nations General Assembly today, President Trump said climate change is a “con job” and climate scientists are “stupid people” — and he called green energy and immigration a “double-tailed monster” that is destroying Europe. 🧵 1/5

1. Vaccines do not cause autism 2. Tylenol does not cause autism 3. Autistic people are actually pretty swell So many more thoughts but too angry/frustrated by this bullshit to pull it together. Sending a hug to all my neurodivergent friends and family. Love those freaky wonderful brains of yours.

Virginia's governor race is held one year after the presidential election and usually swings opposite of whoever's in the White House, though I'm sure the most unpopular man in the country attacking the Democratic candidate on an issue most people support will totally work.

Rolling Stones parody done by the Neutral Planet in Futurama titled "Paint It Beige".

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

It literally means to submit.

Heritage needs to be burned to the fucking ground

This seems incredibly fucking stupid to me. Sinclair and Nexstar are evil enterprises controlled by fascist plutocrats, but they've been operating from behind a curtain for a long time and pushing their agendas with little notice. This throws the curtains wide open.

As a trans woman who is proudly anti-fascist, I'm just wondering if Trump designating me a terrorist TWICE cancels out? Am I back to upstanding citizen? Or am I a SUPER DUPER terrorist?