@arseniobham.bsky.social hello!! glad to see you, pal ❤️

for some reason figuring out that one rancid take probably begets many rancid takes is kind of helping me move on better. like I'm realizing some of the people who make me mad online for other reasons are almost certainly head tax apologists. I'm going to do what I need to, ok?????

it's him

that the sun is a factor in baseball is what makes it the Natural Sport

it's wild to know some people get on the internet and one of the things they want to take time to say is "people who use drugs deserve to die"

intern came to say good night for the day and I had to wave and nod only because my mouth was full of free chips from the kitchen

thinking about her* *the commons

jays colour man just went on a short rant blasting the team for flubbing the season so far (barring the weird injuries) and he's just saying what we've all been feeling imo #baseball

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The person who originally saw this broadcast and took the pictures of the TV is currently the Icelandic Ambassador to the US.

"A lot of people ask me, aren't you afraid of retaliation? Whatever, I'm a person who believes in karma. Better retaliation from authorities than punishment from the gods, no?" - Anita Mui

I was thinking about how I recently saw a tv episode about how being rigidly entrenched and aggressively defensive in your position can just serve to harden others against you and I was like wow where did i see that and it was #avonlea so thanks aunt hetty

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this is, and I'm not joking, my go-to safe word

there's a church roof covered in solar panels and something something about god's light

friends couldn't join for buck a shuck so instead of spending money on drinks, I subwayed down to the harbour, walked a bit, then grabbed an ebike for the remaining 8km and then swung by the hardware store to pick up my order of garden brooms

clicked on the newspaper's survey about music and they asked me where I like to take in a concert and then asked me how I feel about corporate naming rights for venues and sir ... I don't have enough money to hear music where they have a bank sponsor

"We all want the good parts of community: the free support, the love, the name on our emergency contact. But it comes at a cost that’s not at all romantic or fun but very necessary. So I’m choosing to be a villager, and I’m enjoying it. Most of the time." A very good essay and very true.

after lots of discussion about what is offensive imagery, what is "advocating" for anything, etc etc, I kept saying I was just going to make a shirt that simply said "public library", but then I thought I could make another non-offensive addition

i genuinely cannot believe I booked a whole trip to quebec city without realizing they have a baseball team AND NOW THEY'LL BE ON THE ROAD WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 capitalesdequebec.com

buying garden brooms from the hardware store ... what else do I need

I'm only noticing matthew rhys is a hot dad because he's in his boxers and I'm on my period #widowsbay

i didnt even have to bribe them with treats this time

dragged my ass out after lunch, stopped by the local queer event w artist vendors and bought some stickers, put some drinks and food in the community fridge and pantry, came home and cleaned off a deck chair to sit in

my nightguard is also coming in handy when Im clenching my jaw because I just can't stand how cute marlow is!!!

in other news, the friends of the library chapter I volunteer with has officially donated over $2m to the library over its 25-year lifespan. it ain't fifa numbers but I'm still happy to be part of it

everything I'm learning about how much it costs to attend a fifa game, I am learning against my will

watching nine queens (2000) and oh man it's so annoying when thieves grab your shit and then are like this is trash and throw it away. BRO YOU TOOK IT FROM ME?? come on, the disrespect is the worst part

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

hoffman coming in and giving up something short of a cycle to lose us a 4-run lead? doesn't sound like him surely #baseball

I put some shit I didn't want on the curb and now it's gone: an urban living success story

oh shit I finally tried one of the bikesharing e-bikes and it fucken ruuuuuuuled

lady behind me on line chats, noting she prefers to use the cashier checkout if she can to support jobs, and the man with her says kiosks "isn't eliminating jobs, it's pivoting" and I hope my eyes told her DUMP HIM

bsky too quiet? missing comments? not seeing posts from spicy artists? check your moderation settings and your bsky filters if you haven't configured these before, many of these will be set to hide as defaults

good day at work when you get to talk edogawa rampo's "the human chair"

Vintage #alligator tea sets from the Tchotchkes & Gewgaws case at the NOLA Alligator Museum

I'm deeply anti war but stridently pro shove-hateful-politician-into-fresh-sewage. I don't think the latter is IMMUNE to corporate profiteering but im willing to let companies try, try again

i just did a dozen captcha image square id thingies and they sent me a text code anyway. fuck u meta

She is made of but cardboard, so her time on this mortal coil will be brief, but I hope she entertains and educates many during her stay. Wish her luck, everyone. 🫡

i love when the jays play in a city where I know friends. it feels like a little visit #baseball

ngl strolling past the bumper to bumper rush hour traffic above the subway puts a real bounce in my step 😇

it's warm out

how it feels

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

back on the road to avonlea and I didn't think it was possible but rh thomson is EVEN MORE HANDSOME than I remember???????

hello Richmond, VA-area friends. I will be showing my work at a fat group art show at Gallery 5 during the month of June. The opening is June 5! gallery5arts.org

i guess I'm deep in the municipal sauce because I just said OH SHIT, CHLOE BROWN IS RUNNING??????? #topoli

manager asked me to provide a few lines about myself for her staffing memo so i made sure to mention that my ideal sunday is napping with my cat marlow on the couch while the jays play on the tv

WE SAW A GRAND SLAM #bluejays