Summer lovin It’s really a blast Remember when we had Hope jobs and cash

CHIVEGATE

Helena “Good Ham” Carter

r's wilding out about the moon again

the french toast cookie from potbelly slaps (not sponsored)

I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it

let's hear it for sandwiches

i'm something of a truthstorian

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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

tracks that he'd be a cruise guy

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

"bye bye mama! i'm going to use these scissors for nothing!"

Cole Escola Miss Piggy movie! Woke 2 is real!

so many good pictures out there

I was just leafing through 1725 occult tome The Secret Magic of Abramelin the Mage in search of scary invocations for the BOOK, and I came across this list of subordinate spirits to the princes of Hell.

Sorry sorry, it’s the one day I let myself post this

Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

still hits!

across the country the message is “We hate these shitheads and will make you pay if you even so much as breathed next to them.”

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

i'm having a wonderful time online

I wonder what NYC will be like, tomorrow, on the first day of Full Communism

Message from Mamdani

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.

me, 364 days a year: oh my god i am so fucking tired of hearing about nyc me, today: i am salivating for the defeat of andrew cuomo, i simply must taste it

it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed bring me the head of andrew cuomo

i guess i haven't really talked much about this local race, bowman is vance's half brother and has been trying to weasel his way into the mayorship riding on his brother's fascist coattails

Virginia's election results should teach us that people reject anti-trans politics, and we must all immediately move as far left as possible on the issue

i would simply vote for the nice handsome man who wants nice things for the people who live in his city

voted!

at long last, r has reached the point where the word "poop" is the height of comedy

being an indulgent millennial by eating avocado toast (trader joe's guacamole on a reheated dunkin donuts english muffin leftover from this weekend that r didn't want to finish)

Bill de Blasio today, at long last:

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now

i'm having a wonderful time online

*to the tune of "parklife" by blur* aloof wife

blowing dust off the wife compendium

y'all ever loof

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

-Zohran's wife is aloof? -Rama's aloof, Jerry! -An aloof wife... -An aloof wife!!

*switches "days since r has gotten sick" back zero* guess who has a fever

getting some questions on this so here's an explainer

the past tense of "wing it" is "wung it"