Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents!

and i don't even like frozen! fuck i'm still so angry

UGH my brother in law is such a brother in law (derogatory)

you know who else only had 12 followers?

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

no one is immune from nostalgia. anytime r watches the clifford show from 2003 the voices of cree summer and kel mitchell envelop me like a warm blanket

Juliana Rat Sister Oregon, Death Index, 1903-1998

Remembered this recently

this new wine i got tastes like the communion wine at the church i went to mass at as a kid

@futurehasbeen.bsky.social i instantly knew that last rt was yours

the horse op-ed genuinely breaks my heart, just let it eat the cake!!

oh man r's already having friendship dust ups. FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH LUCY. NOW ARIANNA IS HER BEST FRIEND

Someone sent me this.

FORMATIVE TEXTS

that's palo, this is their town

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

forgive me for tooting my own horn, (but since it will likely take years if not decades for her to notice) i have always, since it was evident she was a lefty, have put r's utensils on the left of her plate for meals. the world can be so hard, and i want my love for her to be easy

ugh ok fine i'll make dinner

just watched a group of what i can only describe as "big boys" (about a dozen young men of varying races aged between 17-24, with physiques on the husky/beefy spectrum) walking down my street. most of them were wearing black t shirts, some on the sidewalk, some in the street

damn this meal whips ass

Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover.

in honor of holy week, here’s the objective best tumblr post

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

not affiliated with this organization but i fully endorse this sentiment, especially this time of year

it's her day

just watched a raccoon shuffle the full length of my fence in broad daylight

the gang's all here (15 minutes in my backyard)

Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

jd the fake catholic putting a methodist church on his book cover is so typical but also it's such a pointed slap in the face to cincinnati, a deeply, DEEPLY catholic city

cats are basically just small big cats

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

I am fundraising for rent! bsky.app/profile/rowa...

i think the thing that irritates me the most about the urgency that people are trying to get others on board with gen ai is that, as a 40 year-old lady, i have lived through so many life changing advances and none of the ones that had any lasting impact had "you'll be left in the dust" energy

a very pleasant minute where nothing really exciting happens but the clouds are moving and birds are singing. maybe you need it??

being an ally by refusing to participate in games of hide and seek with my trans friends today bc it would not be fair

in the event that i would get shrunk down really tiny you goddamn bet i would ride a tardigrade like a microscopic cowpoke

DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?

please just give me your weird little thoughts, those are the best ones!

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want me: 75

the most monday morning-ass image i've ever seen in my life

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

"you know i love that team rocket!!"