I want to be dead.

capitalism breeds innovation the way habsburgs breed chins

hard to find a way to make "UFC event on the White House lawn" more embarrassing but "it's a birthday party for the President" somehow does it

New Yorkers, they get the job done.

The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.

Donald trump is one attempt away from a free sandwich at subway

I gotta say, I think maybe it’s time for us to be concerned about these time travelers who keep getting killed around the White House

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

“Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.”

introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Fiona Apple Black Sabbath Billie Eilish Metallica Sufjan Stevens Iron Maiden Beyoncé Tori Amos Boyz II Men Paul McCartney

The one-two punch of Titanic and Contact in 1997 awakened some shit in 15-year-old me.

Materially, how is this any different from revenge porn, which we have laws against? How is AI-generating erotic video using the likeness of real people without their consent anything but a violation? What the fuck are we doing here?

We should have half a dozen of these movies by now.

It’s like the ending of Death Becomes Her where they’re just hitting each other’s rotting husk of a body with spray paint every ten minutes

Kevin Sorbo beaming in the Criterion Closet

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

“Use AI or get left behind!” Please, leave me behind. Drop me off on the side of the road somewhere. Sentence me to a remote cabin with a typewriter and some wildflowers that don’t know how to use the internet

Seeing Ran on the big screen will change your life.

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

Hey, you don’t need to amplify every racist thing this man says and call it news. He’s not even in film! Fucking ignore him!

the net negative for US politics was Elon buying twitter and turning it into an explicit right wing propaganda site at that point there was simply nowhere for the online left to maintain any influence with pols and institutions, at least in the (shrinking) text-based social media sense

Fighting over Bluesky and X is so funny. It's like two rival opera companies screaming at each other. Persuasion is done via short form video now, we're both retirement homes for uggos.

My aunt, Priscilla Stephens Kruize, can no longer live on her own at age 87 & assisted living costs are huge. Our family launched a fundraiser to help fund her care until she gets financial aid. She is a civil rights HERO who has given so much to others - and now she needs us. gofund.me/8db8323e6

‘can i afford the tax? yes. is it going to deter me? no.’ cool well no further questions, thanks for answering the only relevant ones

The National Anthem is speeding up like when you're running out of time in Super Mario.

I'm sure this is just rage bait, but we have this home video from when I was like 5 years old in the 80s, playacting out a scene from The Wizard of Oz and doing voices for all of the characters because I'd watched the movie so many times I had it memorized. Kids will watch movies if they're good!

I really wrestled with my decision to leave USA TODAY because books editor was supposed to be the dream job, but this shit would’ve made me quit on the spot without a health insurance backup, so I’m feeling pretty good about it all now.

This is rude

Its annual Stay the Fuck Off Social Media Day for me, but I would be remiss not to share my favorite photo of my mom (RIP), lying supine on the carpet and smoking cigs in front of Three’s Company, looking hot as hell.

A book in one hand and what I assume must be a crispy McDonald’s Diet Coke in the other. He’s just like me!

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

A book in one hand and what I assume must be a crispy McDonald’s Diet Coke in the other. He’s just like me!

damn, almost like it's bad to do fascism for real and it makes good, decent people feel the need to take extraordinary means

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

I've been watching an episode of Dinosaurs before bed every night and my dreams have never been weirder.

"I really love driving cars!" — a dog, after going for a ride.

Smiles in someone born in 1872 and died in 1958

God, grant me the unearned confidence of a middle aged white man who suddenly takes up mountain biking.

Every journalist on earth is just a foot soldier in a weird psychosexual argument between six rich people at an orgy.

People keep asking Alan Moore questions about comics he's disowned when they could spend more time asking him questions about things he actually gives a shit about—and get answers as glorious as this.

Guy went from war criminal to awful painter. Running the reverse Hitler

Keep in my mind that what has Dawkins transfixed with “Claudia’s” “humanity” — moreso than any real human he’s ever met — is that “she” is very impressed with him and always available. It’s honestly so pathetic how much these dudes tell on themselves, that all they’ve ever wanted is a sex slave.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Deadwood Tales from the Crypt Better Call Saul Twin Peaks Veep Bojack Horseman GLOW Mad Men Star Trek: The Next Generation Fleabag Barry The Wire Six Feet Under Darkwing Duck Breaking Bad

Tell me you had a nazi phase without telling me you had a nazi phase