Isaac Chotiner: Do you believe Americans can still rely on these institutions when so much in the last decade has undermined them? Nardwuar the Human Serviette pulling out a 'The Return of Bruno' LP: Now if I'm not mistaken, this was the first record you purchased with your own money?

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

Charlie Kirk’s job was getting paid $80,000,000 a year by 900 year old conservative donors to essentially do this but with racial crime stats

While I do not feel this way about her at all, after 3 weeks with a newborn I do get what he was on about here

Need to find an infant-friendly screening of One Battle After Another in the La area

If anybody needs music for a video project or podcast, my music is available. I've been on a couple of podcast soundtracks before. I want to supply the Feel it All Around by Washed Out to your Portlandia.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

It feels like Mamdani is running for mayor against three competing Tim & Eric sketches

Acquiring baby stuff the last few months kept reminding me of this…do you have a Bippiboppi? You need a Peedly. The Kookadoo is actually essential. It’s a Shushatot and it’s so helpful. You ordered a Snugigi yet? It’s literally a Poopli. You can borrow my Poopli. You need a Poopli. You NEED a Poopli

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this weekend i gave birth to - get this - a baby. and i want you to know that i did make @chriswade.bsky.social play the woodstock ‘99 audio of korn’s “blind” to psych myself up when it was time to push

fantastic series and one of the best (and most entertaining) histories of the 30 Years War available imo

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:

The whole Adult Children Cyborgs thing is kind of a tonal disaster in this Alien Earth show

Honestly maybe my favorite-ever podcast series FYI 👇

Really happy to now have Hell on Earth - my series on the 30 Years War with Matt Christman - available as an easy-to-play dedicated podcast feed for Chapo subscribers. Probably the single project I'm most proud of putting out through the show www.patreon.com/collection/1...

my first pitchfork byline, about the first official radiohead live album since 2001? sure why the hell not pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

Jordan Peterson taking temporary leave from public life after undergoing a surgical procedure that removes "nearly a mile" of lustrous blonde hair from his abdominal cavity. "The world bequeathed me a horrible freight," he said through a family spokesperson, who added that Peterson "was crying."

Magellan’s new post-breakfast nap spot

Really nice interview with Will + write up of the upcoming YEAR ZERO Chapo comic in @comicsjournal.bsky.social. Comic pre-sale extended until Aug. 11, preorder the comic called "Better than it has any right to be" by THE Comics Journal www.tcj.com/i-just-wante...

i am a woman of my word

thinking about the meetings where Fetterman shows up in Kevin Smith cargo shorts to the ankle and Bissinger arrives in his midthigh-high skintight leather boots with a 5” stiletto heel

pound for pound, probably my favorite minor Tarantino character of all time

This is how you know when the content is Actually Great

Shout to @infinitejaz.bsky.social on a simply superb new episode of Chapo Trap House! www.podbean.com/ea/dir-ar85c... Amazing inside info on the current state of the West Bank, including day-to-day life, settler violence and archeology as a weapon Plus insight into Shai Davidai's madness Listen!

Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.

I am just now being informed by my wife that the Coldplay Jumbotron couple were caught during a segment of Coldplays show called “the Jumbotron song”…where they play a ditty and show people on the Jumbotron…and they were not the first couple shown…terrible opsec

really insanity inducing the trump/epstein thing is coming to a head now when it's such old news

i love fusion cuisine (new foods at the minnesota state fair dropped)

It’s amazing that Osees can put out a 22 album cassette box set that doesn’t even have any of my top 5 Osees albums (complimentary)

watching the please don’t destroy tour doc/special thing and reminiscing about some green rooms I’ve been in

We’ve got a special free release of our @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social Patreon bonus—Listen to a full ep of Talking Futurama with special guest @chriswade.bsky.social from @chapotraphouse.bsky.social! whatacartoonfeed.libsyn.com/bonus-episod...

Threw on Arrested Development S4 again this afternoon, still convinced it’s a low key masterpiece

Spent the last day or so compulsively mumbling “labubu piñata” in Jabba the Hutt voice

Today’s discourse keeps reminding me that Charlize Theron’s handle on all social media platforms is “CharlizeAfrica”

Salute future third-time World War Winner United States of A with our friends/patriots LARRY CHARLES and WILL MENAKER (of Chapo Trap House) by tuning in to Office Hours LIVE tomorrow Thursday 7/3 at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/live/Y7VV0mTS7XM Art by Dan Mulcahy

This ongoing series is always a lot of fun. Cameos from Chapo, QAA, and more in this one. Free on Patreon 👇

I’m confused why 2025 Darren Aronofsky seems to have tried to make a 2003 Guy Ritchie movie

defended benson boone in GQ...smiling through it all, can't believe this is my life www.gq.com/story/why-i-...

"BUT WHAT STORY ARE YOU COLOURING JP?" WHAT A HANDSOME QUESTION! I'm colouring Crew Expendable, written by @chriswade.bsky.social and Joel Sinensky, drawn by @davidcousens.bsky.social and lettered by @longtalljodie.com And remember when I said I fucking loved colouring space? Yeah baby!

Writing a comic book anthology with all my friends & colleagues, available for pre-order now, out in September. Check it out: www.badegg.co

Incredibly funny running bit that every person who comes out opposing Mamdani is a Jeffrey Epstein associate.

put a TON of work into this anniversary special, and i've been touched by all of the kind messages coming in over the past few days. sign up and give it a listen!

just as centrist pundits once trekked to red-state diners to seek answers for trump’s rise, they must now do the equivalent for mamdani: join an illegal polycule sublet in the mckibbin lofts

Enjoyed being forced to watch my first ever full episode of Real Time and talk about it here. Got the feeling this Bill Maher guy kinda sucks

New episode of I Hate Bill Maher w/ @chriswade.bsky.social. This was his first ever full length episode of Real Time, and I think it had more than enough casual misogyny to give him a good idea of what this show is generally like. Plus, part 1 of the Ward Churchill saga. pod.link/1746469734

Choosing to host a big event that makes our armed forces look incompetent, disorganized and lacking public support at the exact moment of the highest military tensions in years IS a really good bit, Don always delivers on that front.

The leftist podcast Chapo Trap House paid RXKNephew $500 to make a John Fetterman diss track

People who have a problem with protestor “optics” should take a page out of how the right treats their rioters: anyone who did anything bad is a MAGA plant/federal agent, but they’re all courageous patriot freedom fighters, and it didn’t happen that way anyway, and if it did it was good actually

Really funny idea to turn waymos into dial-a-barricades