“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

Been thinking about this onion joke all holiday weekend

This week we have an episode about Gen Z conservatives, Nicki Minaj at TPUSA, Bari Weiss censoring 60 Minutes, and the return of De Crecio! on.soundcloud.com/FKu7SQwO6rdp...

I initially kinda thought something as stupid and obvious as the Erika Kirk primetime townhall was a "they're dabbing on us" situation, but y'know, Bari might genuinely just be that bad at this from an entire career played on easy mode

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Had a dream there was a bit at the beginning of Stop Making Sense where they tried out different concepts including one with hair metal get ups and pyro and a full Muppet Show intro with a Kermit sketch before David came to Demme like “I’ve got an idea for something simpler, Jonathan…”

some straight men will only dance if there are more than 200 pounds of analog synths onstage. it’s just how it is. whatever it takes.

Kind of surprised I haven’t seen some company like Graza try to sell premium bottled pasta water yet

New album out now! $8 on Bandcamp ...or $13 will get you all 19 albums plus 3 compilations

Coming around on the Chapo theory that he's leaking all of these to generate headlines that prominently mention him having a girlfriend

many are saying it's the independent "hit" of the year

My septuagenarian parents should not be made to ask me who Dave Portnoy is before their beloved OSU Michigan game

asked draftkings cousin to put money on the bengals tonite and he thought I was joking 😔

She ken my burns til I pan and zoom

the president should get to order one movie every term

Been watching more Jeopardy! recently and: 1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek 2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it

For whatever reason whenever I see the title “Wicked: For Good” I keep imagining a movie called “Bad II: The Bone”

An undeniable part of U2’s legacy is a profound impact on the muzak/hold music genre

the future is a boot and a human face calling each other "reddit" - forever

Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”

If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out

Bar playing Velvet’s Venus In Furs during commercial break of NFL football

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

we caught up with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about the final stretch of the NYC Mayor's race, Cuomo's embarrassing campaign against him, Trump's threated federal incursions into the city, and how he plans to implement his agenda in his first 100 days. www.patreon.com/posts/142449...

Got to the Columbo ep where he vacations to London. Don’t like this. Columbo should not be inflicted on the English and the English should not be inflicted on Columbo.

Sports stadium organist is a great career if you’re very good at piano and have severe ADD

Interesting how The Cat exists in a kind of quantum state of being simultaneously The Big Baby and The Little Man

I’ve come around on this and think every new president should just add their own bullshit to the WH campus. 2028 hockey rink and a water slide. 2032 south lawn gokart track and buy the Sinclair dinosaur. Make the treasury mint the giant penny from the batcave

Columbo: Legacy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Isaac Chotiner: Do you believe Americans can still rely on these institutions when so much in the last decade has undermined them? Nardwuar the Human Serviette pulling out a 'The Return of Bruno' LP: Now if I'm not mistaken, this was the first record you purchased with your own money?

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

Charlie Kirk’s job was getting paid $80,000,000 a year by 900 year old conservative donors to essentially do this but with racial crime stats

While I do not feel this way about her at all, after 3 weeks with a newborn I do get what he was on about here

Need to find an infant-friendly screening of One Battle After Another in the La area

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

It feels like Mamdani is running for mayor against three competing Tim & Eric sketches

Acquiring baby stuff the last few months kept reminding me of this…do you have a Bippiboppi? You need a Peedly. The Kookadoo is actually essential. It’s a Shushatot and it’s so helpful. You ordered a Snugigi yet? It’s literally a Poopli. You can borrow my Poopli. You need a Poopli. You NEED a Poopli

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this weekend i gave birth to - get this - a baby. and i want you to know that i did make @chriswade.bsky.social play the woodstock ‘99 audio of korn’s “blind” to psych myself up when it was time to push

fantastic series and one of the best (and most entertaining) histories of the 30 Years War available imo

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:

The whole Adult Children Cyborgs thing is kind of a tonal disaster in this Alien Earth show

Honestly maybe my favorite-ever podcast series FYI 👇

Really happy to now have Hell on Earth - my series on the 30 Years War with Matt Christman - available as an easy-to-play dedicated podcast feed for Chapo subscribers. Probably the single project I'm most proud of putting out through the show www.patreon.com/collection/1...

my first pitchfork byline, about the first official radiohead live album since 2001? sure why the hell not pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

Jordan Peterson taking temporary leave from public life after undergoing a surgical procedure that removes "nearly a mile" of lustrous blonde hair from his abdominal cavity. "The world bequeathed me a horrible freight," he said through a family spokesperson, who added that Peterson "was crying."