do we think it’d be like An Incident if a politician kissed a baby now?

Today's premium Chapo is a two-parter! We start with an investigation into the kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie and James Fishback's war on goyslop before interviewing Havana-based journalist Liz Oliva Fernández about the US's siege of Cuba. www.patreon.com/posts/1010-n...

Our The Band The Show The Movie Could Be Your Life

Enjoying the Czech ice dancers doing a routine to selections from the Matrix soundtrack and the lady’s wearing a vaguely Digital Code Rain inspired cat suit

The other day I pulled one of the drawers in the kitchen out and it must’ve come off track and I knew something was wrong with it but I just pushed it in and walked away, later on in the day my wife fixed it and I was like “I thought something was wrong there. Good job”

IT'S SPEED WEEK ON I ENJOY MUSIC A CELEBRATION OF FAST SONGS, (AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM) www.ienjoymusic.net/speed-week-p...

My hands look like this So his hands can look like this

i wrote about Charli's post-Brat intellectual era...she's becoming a Film Bro.....she's even blogging... www.gq.com/story/charli...

Shouldn’t have smoked that shit, now I’m in a panchromatic dance representation of 2000 years of Italian culture

We got an ep on ICE and Marie "Mids Only" Perez out for you good people. Listen up! www.patreon.com/posts/1005-i...

A favorite musical line read is how Tom Jones sings “I wanna die” in the otherwise jubilant It’s Not Unusual

Trump 1 to Trump 2 a rare "first as farce, then as tragedy" situation

New issue featuring fresh songs by Fcukers, Mandy Indiana, Father John Misty, and Sault, and highlighting the rebooted FLUXCAVIAR 2026 playlist fluxblog.substack.com/p/fluxblog-5...

sister told me she was having trouble differentiating Goose and Geese so i thought of a rhyme scheme

UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”

my sort of underbaked take is i liked the dilbert comic strip as a kid because its depiction of a banal and arbitrary work environment where nonsensical top-down policies dictated my life resonated much more with my experience of school than my life later in the work force

man RIP Bob Weir. i still kinda can’t believe i went from “i am neutral about the Grateful Dead” to “the Grateful Dead is the best American band of all time” and it’s because i got to see Bob play live

CHAPO 1000 IS HERE! Share far and wide: www.patreon.com/posts/1000-h...

COMING THURSDAY: An E1 x Chapo Trap House event. For Chapo's 1,000th episode we present a stirring homage to Aaron Sorkin's masterpiece The West Wing. Starring Hasan Piker, Brendan James, and many more! Many are calling it the most consequential podcast since Pixar's Sodas.

We're back: www.patreon.com/posts/999-na...

“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

Been thinking about this onion joke all holiday weekend

This week we have an episode about Gen Z conservatives, Nicki Minaj at TPUSA, Bari Weiss censoring 60 Minutes, and the return of De Crecio! on.soundcloud.com/FKu7SQwO6rdp...

I initially kinda thought something as stupid and obvious as the Erika Kirk primetime townhall was a "they're dabbing on us" situation, but y'know, Bari might genuinely just be that bad at this from an entire career played on easy mode

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Had a dream there was a bit at the beginning of Stop Making Sense where they tried out different concepts including one with hair metal get ups and pyro and a full Muppet Show intro with a Kermit sketch before David came to Demme like “I’ve got an idea for something simpler, Jonathan…”

some straight men will only dance if there are more than 200 pounds of analog synths onstage. it’s just how it is. whatever it takes.

Kind of surprised I haven’t seen some company like Graza try to sell premium bottled pasta water yet

New album out now! $8 on Bandcamp ...or $13 will get you all 19 albums plus 3 compilations

Coming around on the Chapo theory that he's leaking all of these to generate headlines that prominently mention him having a girlfriend

many are saying it's the independent "hit" of the year

My septuagenarian parents should not be made to ask me who Dave Portnoy is before their beloved OSU Michigan game

asked draftkings cousin to put money on the bengals tonite and he thought I was joking 😔

She ken my burns til I pan and zoom

the president should get to order one movie every term

Been watching more Jeopardy! recently and: 1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek 2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it

For whatever reason whenever I see the title “Wicked: For Good” I keep imagining a movie called “Bad II: The Bone”

An undeniable part of U2’s legacy is a profound impact on the muzak/hold music genre

the future is a boot and a human face calling each other "reddit" - forever

Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”

If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out

Bar playing Velvet’s Venus In Furs during commercial break of NFL football

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

we caught up with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about the final stretch of the NYC Mayor's race, Cuomo's embarrassing campaign against him, Trump's threated federal incursions into the city, and how he plans to implement his agenda in his first 100 days. www.patreon.com/posts/142449...

Got to the Columbo ep where he vacations to London. Don’t like this. Columbo should not be inflicted on the English and the English should not be inflicted on Columbo.

Sports stadium organist is a great career if you’re very good at piano and have severe ADD

Interesting how The Cat exists in a kind of quantum state of being simultaneously The Big Baby and The Little Man