MAJOR UPDATE: I found the best free restaurant bread in the United States www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

A disconsolate Rod Dreher ordering one exorcism after another at his local in Budapest. A manager discreetly tells him that he's cut off and Dreher howls "just gimme the fucking rites" at the barback.

wrote about Bieberchella for GQ dot com - one of the weirdest headlining sets in Coachella history, simply had to tap in... www.gq.com/story/justin...

The new issue of ANTICS is available now, with a cover story by yours truly, and great pieces from some of the sharpest writers in the game, including Molly O’Brien, Dash Lewis, Elise Soutar, Matthew Perpetua, Olivia Abercrombie, Spencer Hughes, Zach Schonfeld and many more. anticsmag.com/contact/

You must…YOU. MUST.

i like to go ouuuutt, wear something niiiice, and PUUUUSHHH (reviewed the new Robyn for Pitchfork) pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

re: The Oscars I am seeing a lot of people worked up over the tensions between art, commerce, and ideology. Fortunately I think we're going to solve it today

Thinking about Rachel McAdams had breaking out an “oh no, they died” during her in memoriam segment

Shout out to the slightly blown out mic at the Oscars

@chriswade.bsky.social was nice enough to guest on my podcast to talk about this furry-as-hell movie!

shout out to the boys

"At summer’s end, I brought a stack of cash to Best Buy and bought a fourth-generation iPod. Now my life could truly begin." @missmollymary.bsky.social @dirt.bsky.social dirt.fyi/article/2026...

Now up for patrons! @chriswade.bsky.social joins us to marvel at the totally not furry animated sci-fi rock epic, ROCK & RULE. Support the show with a pledge as low as $2 and get early access to this episode and an invite to our Discord! www.patreon.com/posts/151988...

Springfield elects an even more crooked mayor than Quimby in "Sideshow Bob Roberts"! Are their truth-handling abilities up to snuff? Our guest: @chriswade.bsky.social, producer of the Chapo Trap House podcast. talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...

got to go kinda long on Industry's insanely good music and interview their music supervisor, for @gqmagazine.bsky.social ! bless!!! www.gq.com/story/how-in...

EEPHUS is a thing of wonder. I say that as one who doesn’t care about baseball, has only bad memories of team sports, dislikes movies about swarms of men, & normally loathes the term “wonder.” It’s William Kennedy, it’s Waiting for Godot. I think of Paul Harding’s great novel of tick, tock, TINKERS.

Pablo Torre Finds Out That He's Back On Chapo Trap House To Talk About Sports Becoming Evil: www.patreon.com/posts/1011-n...

always love joining the Talking Simpsons boys. Great ep!

Clavicular is 2026 hawk tuah

do we think it’d be like An Incident if a politician kissed a baby now?

Today's premium Chapo is a two-parter! We start with an investigation into the kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie and James Fishback's war on goyslop before interviewing Havana-based journalist Liz Oliva Fernández about the US's siege of Cuba. www.patreon.com/posts/1010-n...

Our The Band The Show The Movie Could Be Your Life

Enjoying the Czech ice dancers doing a routine to selections from the Matrix soundtrack and the lady’s wearing a vaguely Digital Code Rain inspired cat suit

The other day I pulled one of the drawers in the kitchen out and it must’ve come off track and I knew something was wrong with it but I just pushed it in and walked away, later on in the day my wife fixed it and I was like “I thought something was wrong there. Good job”

IT'S SPEED WEEK ON I ENJOY MUSIC A CELEBRATION OF FAST SONGS, (AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM) www.ienjoymusic.net/speed-week-p...

My hands look like this So his hands can look like this

i wrote about Charli's post-Brat intellectual era...she's becoming a Film Bro.....she's even blogging... www.gq.com/story/charli...

Shouldn’t have smoked that shit, now I’m in a panchromatic dance representation of 2000 years of Italian culture

We got an ep on ICE and Marie "Mids Only" Perez out for you good people. Listen up! www.patreon.com/posts/1005-i...

A favorite musical line read is how Tom Jones sings “I wanna die” in the otherwise jubilant It’s Not Unusual

Trump 1 to Trump 2 a rare "first as farce, then as tragedy" situation

New issue featuring fresh songs by Fcukers, Mandy Indiana, Father John Misty, and Sault, and highlighting the rebooted FLUXCAVIAR 2026 playlist fluxblog.substack.com/p/fluxblog-5...

sister told me she was having trouble differentiating Goose and Geese so i thought of a rhyme scheme

UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”

my sort of underbaked take is i liked the dilbert comic strip as a kid because its depiction of a banal and arbitrary work environment where nonsensical top-down policies dictated my life resonated much more with my experience of school than my life later in the work force

man RIP Bob Weir. i still kinda can’t believe i went from “i am neutral about the Grateful Dead” to “the Grateful Dead is the best American band of all time” and it’s because i got to see Bob play live

CHAPO 1000 IS HERE! Share far and wide: www.patreon.com/posts/1000-h...

COMING THURSDAY: An E1 x Chapo Trap House event. For Chapo's 1,000th episode we present a stirring homage to Aaron Sorkin's masterpiece The West Wing. Starring Hasan Piker, Brendan James, and many more! Many are calling it the most consequential podcast since Pixar's Sodas.

We're back: www.patreon.com/posts/999-na...

“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

Been thinking about this onion joke all holiday weekend

This week we have an episode about Gen Z conservatives, Nicki Minaj at TPUSA, Bari Weiss censoring 60 Minutes, and the return of De Crecio! on.soundcloud.com/FKu7SQwO6rdp...

I initially kinda thought something as stupid and obvious as the Erika Kirk primetime townhall was a "they're dabbing on us" situation, but y'know, Bari might genuinely just be that bad at this from an entire career played on easy mode

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Had a dream there was a bit at the beginning of Stop Making Sense where they tried out different concepts including one with hair metal get ups and pyro and a full Muppet Show intro with a Kermit sketch before David came to Demme like “I’ve got an idea for something simpler, Jonathan…”

some straight men will only dance if there are more than 200 pounds of analog synths onstage. it’s just how it is. whatever it takes.

Kind of surprised I haven’t seen some company like Graza try to sell premium bottled pasta water yet