Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey But never Doc. Doc is a social construct.

Morning. I haven’t been on here much lately. I guess that’s probably an indicator of my business or mental state or something. But I don’t really feel like digging into that today. Hopefully the discourse isn’t rotten today.

Perfect, Marc. No notes.

Remarkably Bright Creatures (Netflix) was adorable and sweet.

Dude REALLY needed some brake pads.

I know I’m not the first to express this sentiment but I need to fistfight the Supreme Court justices at the Flying J at the Waddy Peytona exit

Hey chicken-having friends! Since we're building a new coop for a new flock afer a several year hiatus, I'm interested in what you HATE about your coop or what you'd wish for if you were building again. Example: I won't have a coop withouth a low/no threshold door. Also a full standing height run.

Spend all weekend to get 18 remote cameras all pointing and firing in the right place at the perfect moment… just to have the winning horse come from the back of the pack (last!) and close late waaaay on the outside to dodge all our shots. Oh well. Next year.

HONSEmaxxing day is drawing to a close.

Banging the clipboard louder and louder, chanting Honse HONSE HONSE!!!

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

great moments in derby history

🫪 “…yet unspecified role…” 😂💀

Inexplicably, my kids started us on a full-series bender of the Simpsons, starting with S1E1. It’s been fun, so far, but season 3 is definitely when things start cooking.

Television peaked with the 7th episode of MTV’s Cartoon Sushi in 1997 with the introduction of “Fishbar - Espisode 1: Evil Babies in Colorado” and has been on a downward slide ever since.

@dondrennon.bsky.social Hey Don! Are the mountains calling your name this weekend?

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Seems everyone’s gonna drag Andy Beshear this morning for “scolding Democrats” not to use “advocacy speak,” saying “no one really talks like that.” You’re right, but you’re also missing the point.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Apparently, it’s Malört Day. Celebrate responsibly. Or fight your dad. I don’t care. www.instagram.com/reel/DXPJhy9...

My moment of pure joy this morning. The rest of the day is downhill from here, I’m sure. Dogs waking up from anesthesia. www.instagram.com/reel/DV8gKMV...

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Cool cool. How’d that work out?

God bless, it’s a gorgeous day in Louisville. Highly recommend a patio lunch.

Man, Home Depot had ZERO problems selling me a refrigerator they apparently didn’t actually have in stock and have no idea when they might. Frustrating that I avoided buying it from 2 other retailers because of longer lead times which may have just been accurate/sooner.

Meanwhile… CHICKS ARE HERE!!!

It’s great. Things are great.

Devastating. This, and the gutting of the Forest Service, should be five alarm fires for conservationists, outdoorsmen, environmental advocates, and anyone who values public lands.

Oh.

Jeff’s Donuts was sold out of apple fritters. Screaming, crying, throwing up.

Just a reminder that JD Vance has been a Catholic for less time than Nacho Fries have been on the Taco Bell menu.

OK, so the Strait of Hormuz blockade - the Iranians had closed it, and now we’re also saying we are blockading it. Doesn’t that sort of give standing outside the bedroom door yelling “Well, *I’m* not going to sleep with YOU, either” energy?

All you fascists still bound to lose

Man, after spending a whole-ass extra day in Miami on our way back home from Costa Rica, we’re on a 10:06pm flight to Cincy (closest we could get to Louisville today) and just got word that it’s been delayed. 😬😬😬

Well... Ordered a batch of chicks to start a new flock of laying hens. Back on my bull... er... chickenshit.

More like Loser Orbán, amirite?! (Is this something? Send skeet.)

Chili’s Triple Dipper still undefeated in the “hell yeah, why not?” genre.

Dude got sent on a whistle stop tour collecting L’s this weekend while Donnie is catching a UFC fight.

These assholes messed up ALLLLL the flights in and out of Miami tonight and I’m really ticked off about it. Among all the other atrocities.

Not. Gonna. Happen.

Two hour bus ride through the cloudy mountains of Costa Rica is the perfect opportunity to remind myself via an offline playlist that Will Johnson (@willjohnsonmusic.bsky.social) just doesn’t miss.

Saw some howler monkeys today. Pretty creepy, tbh.

"You know how the University of Michigan says 'Go Blue', right?" "Of course." "Well, we're making limited edition Pop Tarts for colleges and Michigan would be a perfect school for this. We could do Go Blue Blu..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to tell me how to do my job." The result:

You do not, for one single second, have to buy one word of this bullshit. We’ve been to the McGrath show. No thanks. Booker or don’t bother.

"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.

yeah I'd say so

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

also can’t wait to see the evidence of market manipulation tomorrow

Grateful to be escaping the violent, autocratic fascistic regime threatening genocide around the globe in the comfort and safety of a Central American country.