MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen

James Bond discourse is far too serious nowadays for a franchise that has invisible cars and women named Horny Boobsovnia and British people on space stations, they keep trying to make that stuff good when it should be stupid

1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.

Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.

he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post

I’ve heard more ringtones while sitting at the gate in ATL for my flight to Miami than I have in at least 10 years

If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...

Counterpoint: this piece by @andreagrimes.com about being scolded over the so-called 'family estrangement crisis':

I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along

I cannot believe how effective you are at making me passionately hate you, you have a gift

Become ungovernable

BuT wHaT iF nEwSoM’s ThE nOmInEe?!? If the Dems have fallen so far to nominate him my red-state ass is leaving the presidential spot blank

A quite startling overperformance for Democrats in tonight's special election for a state Senate seat in Kentucky: Democrat Gary Clemons won 72% to 25%. He was defending a Dem-held seat where Kamala Harris beat Trump by 5% last year.

Arrived at my car to find a parking ticket issued 6 minutes after I paid. Thankfully I hadn’t thrown away my receipt. Can’t wait for the bullshit I’m sure to encounter in straightening this out!

If you refer to "Richardsonism" and expect people to understand you're talking about Heather Cox Richardson you really do need to be under some kind of psychiatric hold for logging off

My poor attempts at comedy are no match for reality: bsky.app/profile/mbkp...

Just say women. This is taking forever.

A terrifying reminder to live your life in such a way that no photographer would want to do you this dirty

Fascinated by the Vance "conspiracy theorist" comment. The idea of JD Vance as being on a constant quest to figure out who the "They" are who really run things is maybe the most authentically hillbilly thing he's got going on.

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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

last night i explained to someone that being good at fighting is not about being big or strong, but about convincing the other guy you’re crazier than he is. nobody wants to fuck with the 5’2” girl who’s advancing on you barking like dmx

I’m getting a lot of sponsored posts and ads on IG to apply for jobs in Helsinki. I’m not sure what about my profile led to this other than “middle-aged lawyer upset with The State of Things™️ in the US”

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

y’all Phil Rivers is nine days older than me and I make a sound like a demon is stealing my soul when I stand up from the couch

A question I never thought I’d ask: Why is Freedom Overspill by Steve Winwood playing at Lou Malnati’s at 11:00 on a Saturday night?

I’m fairly sure that Bob Dole *literally* fought against these types of European fascist assholes

Let’s Go Red Wings!

My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods

Time to get some Christmas cheer up in this bitch

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

This is just some ordinary dude no one had ever heard of, quietly getting by, and the administration has decided in a fit of pique to hound him for the rest of his life because otherwise they'd have to tacitly admit they're capricious incompetent villains. Just let him live, ffs

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

Immigrants who had received letters inviting them to a citizenship ceremony in downtown Louisville were turned away at the door Thursday. All are from countries deemed “high-risk” by President Donald Trump. From @lpm.org's Roberto Roldan

Congratulations you fucking morons

Has this always been an option????

Literally every single AI toy they are trying to sell your children

At least 51 babies in 19 states have been treated for botulism after being exposed to organic ByHeart baby formula. The New-York based manufacturer issued a recall of all its products last month. n.pr/3XKSnAX

Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

Blueskyless Rob and I are going to Chicago this weekend just in time for the arctic blast. Any warm indoor recommendations aside from museums? We love the museums but would like to check out something new

everybody I know gettin this sweatshirt for xmas

The president of the American Soybean Association, who operates a farm in Magnolia, says Trump's $12 billion bailout will help farmers, but not make up for all of the harms caused by trade wars and increased costs.