Not sure if their projects are getting more esoteric or I'm getting stupider, but I watched this for 2 hours and I still don't get it!

Everyone who sees me wearing my "The Apprentice" T-shirt with smiling Trump on it gives me dirty looks. But no one sees the back that says "I bought this before we knew he was crazy"

It's not on the internet, it's on the intranet. It's not on the intranet, it's on the intornet. It's not on the intornet, it's on the intermet. It's not on the intermet, it's on the enternet. It's not on the enternet, it's on the indernet. Come on, keep up!

Most trans people hold the secret knowledge to destroy heterosexuality. If it became public what most cis men say when they think no women are around? Goodbye straights.

I'm sorry, but if you use AI to write an email so you sound more intelligent, in reality it's very obvious and makes you look less intelligent

Every sci-fi show: Episode 1 - check out this fascinating mystery! what could it be? Episodes 2-9 - we're not going to tell you anything concrete about the mystery. Episode 10 - still no answers, but how about a NEW mystery???

*MY*

I'm reading this fantasy novel and the King is in rapid mental and physical decline. Just making a fool of himself and his kingdom. I'm getting increasingly nervous that the next big plot point will be an assassination by his own men, who then frame it on the opposition.

Walkout

Incompatible ideologies

ICE in their own words

Media literacy

Every day I wish a little harder that I could just Poochie myself off this goddamn planet.

Not to bring down the mood, but I just learned that the word "dizziness" is short for "Disney princess".

No such thing as a happy transphobe

Everyone welcome the new DM!

I'll never forget the day I decided to be trans.

Nailed it again, Time Magazine!

Has this always been an option????

Priorities

Priorities

Whenever someone says they use AI a lot at work, assume they're talking about Artificial Insemination

Help!

In Footloose 2 all the feet fell off

Short king? He's a short Marquess at best.

Admit it. It does.

One last job

One last job

A very effective way to stop doom scrolling is to just read the same post over and over again. This one, for instance.

To be fair,*some* people have seen these images. Perhaps we should imprison all of them.

Behind the scenes of my 40 year (so far) attempt at creating other "cool" letters. I devote 50+ hours a week to this task and still have made no progress since grade school. Hoping for a breakthrough soon.

Extraction

I made this for you about your town.

The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.

Billionaire Awards

If current trends continue...

I hope this answers some of your questions!

Sorry. When I said you smelled like B.O. I meant Bob Odenkirk

The reality of cat ownership

DO NOT EAT GUM part 1

Time to enter the 21st century!

The most powerful tool on the internet

It would have been more believable if instead of becoming more attractive the ugly duckling just became kind of funny when they grew up.

Auditioning to be my 10-year-old's joke writer. Sent him to school today with this one: "Aw, man, the number before eight was up all night coughing and sneezing."