I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

Uncertainty surrounding Mitch McConnell is frustrating to establishment Democrats. They have all these anecdotes about what a collegial guy he is to work with and how fun he is to be around, but you need an official death for that shit to really land.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

I've decided to be a better person and no longer wish for Lindsey Graham to die.

Lindsey Graham died in the bathroom at Gay Hooters after consuming too many Benghazi wings. Rip in Piece

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics

State run baby

2:12am .... going back for more olive

look, bluesky isn't the maine electorate, and maybe we aren't representative of the general democratic electorate but we sure were right about this guy, so

There's a big soccer tournament right now?

Incredible take from Frankenstein's monster

Pretty apt description for this shithole country honestly

My review of Jackass Best and Last is now free to read on Hell World! www.welcometohellworld.com/decades-of-g...

I don't think this is going to have the effect this regime wants it to have. If you're looking at 50 years for shooting fireworks and having a gun in Texas, what's stopping people from becoming Luigi.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

Wow where was this energy toward Republicans at literally any point these past two presidencies

Technically, they’re Remains now.

This guy wants to be meme'd and loved so badly and I love that he's not

The Spurs told ESPN that Jalen Brunson is going to have patch things up with San Antonio following last weeks finals victory

He should have been aborted, waste of oxygen

On my way to create a group chat for everyone that has ever mentioned Gay Hooters

Trump and the GOP have assembled a group of the the smoothest brains to lead/defend this country and you gotta hand it to them, they really left no stone unturned

The best thing that could happen to the military right now is this guy slipping on a banana peel and falling down several flights of stairs.

Some really crazy cases in here - cop looked up ex-girlfriend and family in Flock 100+ times - cop stalked wife giving "test" as reason - cop searched one plate 395 times in 10 months; was later fired Cops keep getting arrested for using Flock to stalk people www.404media.co/cops-keep-ge...

prediction markets doing press and paying people to make society trust they’re accurate, then giving someone the trump admin has hailed as a “journalist” a paid sponsorship post to cast doubt on elections is horrifying. prediction markets need to be made illegal immediately

Periodic reminder that the Bears are worth $8.9 billion and already fully own and control 320 freeway-adjacent acres of land next to a train station. If they want to build a new stadium, there is quite literally nothing stopping them from doing so. Illinois does not need to "act fast".

Entering month 6 of Mamdani's NYC & Robberies are down 11%, Retail theft is down 19%, & Murder is down 21%—all without "Adding 5000 new cops." Instead, he's invested in public safety free childcare, food, and better funded schools. Safer cities come from investing in people—not punishments.

The absolute funniest ending to this stadium saga is some billionaire buying the land from the Bears, purchasing the Cardinals, moving them to Arlington and building a stadium there.

I waited a while to write this one. The time finally felt right.

2013 me probably decides no more kids knowing what is coming down the pipeline

The thing about Platner is that I swore we were all passing around some anecdote a little while back about how you can't allow even one nazi, even a well-spoken one with good vibes, into your bar. I have a very clear memory of this. We all agreed with it and found it trenchant and apt.

Based on everything we keep seeing I just don’t know how people are so reflexively defensive of Obama, Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Schumer, Jeffries etc. They’ve all fucking failed us. Their job was/is to fight the right and they don’t do it.

Once this fails someone needs to buy this failed brand and bring it back to life with Gay Hooters branding and menu. Ghazi Wings and Dyson Air Blades for all

Wanted to fly into O'Hare? Sorry folks, too woke, good luck getting a connecting flight in Cedar Rapids IA.

everyone thought they weren’t releasing the DNC 2024 report because they didn’t want to admit palestine effected the election but it turns out they didn’t release it because the 1 person who actually worked on it used chatgpt to fake the report in its entirety

Wisconsin about to do the same damn thing unless they go Hong

The slow fall of the trailing leg is absolute cinema

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

This regime needs to end

The Sky is a super poorly ran franchise. I'd not be surprised if they stay that way for as long as the current CBA is in effect.

Israel has killed more journalists since Oct 2023 than all journalists killed in the US civil War, the world wars and the wars in Southeast Asia combined

Ryan Poles when the next great Bears safety is on the board

Anything defense plz