no one should be working we should all be getting paid to stay home and stare at blorbo

happy tsuruusa Monday, sickos 🫡 godspeed

Tokushiro's Dearest 💔

kill me

farenheit/celsius girl, help 😭

happy tsuruusa Monday, sickos 🫡 godspeed

barracks oyuu :]

七夕

anyway, I think this is what happened on Ogata‘s first day in the 27th

Crane #goldenkamuy

literally not the point of the episode, but that split second flash of Yuusaku‘s legs behind Ogata in that watchtower has me bouncing up and down on my couch like an idiot that’s my favorite little dead boy!! daddy’s unquiet shade 🥰

watching Rayearth as an adult is crazy, because like if I had sacrificed myself to summon the sworn warriors who would save my kingdom, and it was three bitches who hadn’t even finished algebra one, my sworn vassals (Lindsay) would be pissed as hell

finished a draft I’ve been working on for a month>> immediate panic attack that it’s all aesthetics with no substance underneath Devs have GOT to fix this part of the human experience, I’m tired of this shit

that’s basically what happened in chapter 232 #goldenkamuy

wip bcs i enjoy this prompt i have some ideas but not that much time ☺️

you’re telling me that they’re expecting up to -25 windchill in the morning, and I’m supposed to get on a goddamn bus and go to my office

当日までにカラーにしたい気持ち 変更するかもですが🤔 仕事に行って参ります！稼がなきゃ💴

A trade gift for the incomparable @lynncation.bsky.social ! Cyberpunk!Tsuruusa a non-comprehensive list of things Usami is jealous of in this fic: -himself -a PalmPilot -the concept of traffic control -himself, again 2 guys fuck up a mansion & it gets horny archiveofourown.org/works/77866211

No, somebody tell me why this is an actual photo of what I look like every single fucking morning getting up for work

アニメ塗してみました‼宇佐尾💖 お仕事に行って参ります(｀･ω･´)ゞ

all right, OK, we’re doing this: If you had to put an Ogata on a cake, which Ogata would you put on a cake?

HES SO WET 😫

i SHANT say

at least three diff people wanted them to be drawn

They’re actually due for their yearly dental soon, which means somebody’s gonna have to be back in K I W I P R I S O N

OK, who wants come to my house and watch me pace around while I try to nail down an outline for # his city ch 5. Seeking rubber duck; I will pay you $17 usd hourly and u can play with my cats

The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb

'Bloody Ghost' from the series 'Difficult to Distinguish between Good and Evil' - Adachi Ginko, ca. 1885. #PhantomsFriday #ukiyoe #JapaneseArt

Apparently, we are a scarf boy this morning

おもちゃシリーズ(再掲)

ゲーセンシリーズ(再掲)

I would like to apologize to the community for denigrating that most sacred of tropes, “fingers in his mouth”, I promise I will write fingers in his mouth yuuo at some point in the future, please discuss with my agent

objectively stupidest but nevertheless very real cat behaviors to give Ogata: - fiendish desperation to lick the Cheeto dust off of your fucking fingers he does this to Yuusaku, he just grabs his hand and starts sucking his fingers, and it’s not even sexy, it’s just gross and bizarre

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

Inside joke

anyway, great news everybody, I found an actual lower bound for the height of everybody in the seventh division, which HILARIOISLY is like 5’1”

キロランケ✨✨✨

New Blorbos Acquired. #goldenkamuy

and a very happy Boston molassacre to all who celebrate

I was asked to draw Ogata as one of those horrible little foil santa creatures

I actually literally have not enjoyed one single second’s peace in my life since @camillahect.bsky.social sent me this, and said “I need to rotoscope in Tsurumi” va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_t10fk...

The thing is, is that Steiner math is an incredibly important, cultural touchstone that actually should be engraved on a golden cylinder and fired into space to preserve it for all time

【再掲】 OP♡ネタ繋がりで再掲。 生前いつも♡なりなんなり出してたんじゃないかなという話（勇尾）

I’m doing the writing version of this; I like to think that I’m good at mood and dialogue

[Usami Voice] You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at 2nd Lt Koito and you can see that statement is not true.

ask & ye shall receive

I actually cant blame Ogata for anything he did ever, bc it’s -2° farenheit, nonstop snowing, and I’m ready to end all life in this earth