New type of genital inspection just dropped.

Where did you get the November 2026 WaPo editorial guidelines, James?

The entire apparatus of the government, under the command of infamous child rapists, came together to sexually harass teenagers.

Every big business now is either a Confidence Scam, a Drug Dealer, or is running a mob style Bust Out. There isn't even room for honest capitalists any more.

There is a very simple test to determine if you are working class: Quit your job and don't get another one. If your life falls apart, you were working class.

I've got a comrade fond of saying, "show up with 10 comrades and you'll lose. Show up with 100 and you've got a fight. Show up with a thousand..."

Occupy the rot

Dems mad the DSA found a way to get elected despite their duopoly. If you don't make third parties viable we'll just have to wear you like a skin suit.

making my own version of it for friends years ago has repeatedly paid off. lotta recurring conversations

Humphrey's Executor is dead and the president can fire anyone in the executive branch at will but NOT Federal Reserve governors is really a parody of the difference between the money power and everything else in America

i don't have the first idea about the validity of the claims here but i am consulting religious texts to see if there are any patron saints for class action lawsuits i can pray to

Turning a big dial that says CHILDREN OF MEN and looking back at the audience desperately for approval.

I don’t like the way this fabric feels and I’m going to make it all of Europe’s problem

A few weeks back I gently suggested to someone on here that if they have very strong feelings about what DSA should be doing, by far and away the best thing they could do about that would be to join DSA. They got SOOOO mad.

the grill bosses of the cookout stand alone in their camaraderie, shaping coals to sing a silent praise to the Almighty—THE ANCIENT CREDO OLDER THAN HUMAN TONGUE “i am too mentally ill for your party but i will show my love of humankind by grilling things for you”

A family is sunscreening up on the way to Pride on the train Woke 2 is HERE RIGHT NOW.

Totally exonerated

We should have AC everywhere and protected bike lanes everywhere. Abundance Stalinism Now.

also you develop skills such as Listening and Remembering words, which make people think you are more considerate than you actually are

Succdem DSA is out. Marxist DSA is in.

gf just sent a video of that loser piece of shit speaker of the house reading out the dsa's national platform in a nervous and unsteady tone of mockery... anyone else getting bricked u—

The real "New Sexual Revolution" is the Transsexual Revolution.

What was that about a "counterattack"? what did the NYPD do to the Black Panther? What did confederate lawyers do to the Black Panther? What did Philly PD do to the Black Panther? What did LAPD do to the Black Panther? WHAT DID THE LIBERAL DO TO THE BLACK PANTHER?

John Roberts' Constitution forbids any attempt to proactively ameliorate racial discrimination and racial inequality, but permits open racial discrimination as long as there is a facially neutral explanation available, even if it isn't remotely plausible. This, my friends, is "Colorblindness."

Every time the far right calls the DSA communists, another communist joins the DSA. This is how we win. dsausa.org/join

If you are a communist make your move at this link: dsausa.org/join

Is it time for a new sexual revolution? Unqualifiedly yes. We must close the sex gap with the fungi kingdom. Two sexes is, frankly, embarrassing at this point.

Feds seem to understand jokes as well as your average Bluesky user

Remember when those grade school kids begged Dianne Feinstein to do something about climate change and she said condescendingly "we know what we're doing" and then fell over and died

I sat there for about 5 seconds staring at this exchange and blinking before just busting out laughing. Why do the gods hate the Mets so much?

Marxists start treating DSA like terrain of struggle it is or we lose challenge

By definition I’m not the only one who has seen it, but: it’s just a funny experience, to see how a local DSA chapter’s electoral caucus works and gives reports to the chapter on upcoming races and volunteer opportunities, and then go online and see that we’re apparently Bogeyman U.

(DOOFENSHMIRTZ, PULLING TARP) behold my latest invention!—the Adolf Hitlenator! (HAKEEM JEFFRIES) ...sure. this will win us the city? (D) Not just the city, but the whole tristate area! Observe— (SCHUMER, ZAPPED, NO CHANGE) (D, TURNING AROUND) Perry the Platypus, I didn't know you joined the DSA

There's a lot of freedom in internalizing that the voting public is a crowd of unruly, capricious hogs that demand little more than condescension without the impression of condescension. They have no unheard voice

Anti-semitism is absolutely a real thing and as a Jew I am deeply nervous about the worst faith people in public life working relentlessly to rob the concept of all gravity by making it synonymous with "anyone not fully supportive of Benjamin Netanyahu and everything he does."

if you've ever been confused by this statement, please note the democratic establishment's reaction to tonight's NYC election results

Nobody expected a red wave this year

trying to imagine describing the last 13 months of NYC elections to any five random people in Zuccotti Park in 2011 (when I feel like I knew of maybe two DSA members who were under 50?)

The Italian fascists and then Mussolini consolidated power with 1/3 of the municipalities and over a third of provincial councils having been controlled by nominal socialists. Do not forget this. Burn this into your brain.

*mouth on the mic* um, I need you to know we will never change. don't ask us to. don't ask us for anything. please give us between 5 and 50 dollars or you're betraying democracy. thank you.

The patriots are in control

every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.

have lawyers been sufficiently humiliated by the absence of rule of law yet

Being in the south while trans just doesn't seem like a feasibility. Every girl needs to get out now

Good news: My car has been repaired. Bad news: I work in cyber security and nothing I've done my career about phishing training has mattered because this is still what payments looks like to real people and then we yell at them for clicking things.