This is such a funny idea. You're 20 minutes into Get Shorty and then you have to watch Rio Bravo for two hours. Then you're almost through the movie and, bam, time for the theatrical cut of Touch of Evil.

The entire pit crew praying Chia doesn’t do the races today.

"Ooooh Ethan Hawke as a grizzled time-travel secret agent training a new protege on the trail of a terrorist? Sign me up!" --Me, perfectly calibrating my expectations for Predestination.

So far we have raised $111,152.69 for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund, and we are going into our finale game: KING OF THE CASTLE! It has GREAT Twitch integration and we play it in a really fun way. COME HANG AND DONATE twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

Baby girl, I understand. Truly I do. But I promise this is the last thing you need.

You can’t stop Oberhof! I mean if there was a wealth tax and an inheritance tax, sure. That’d stop us pretty much dead in our tracks. But otherwise, UNSTOPPABLE MOMENTUM. TALLEY-HO. twitch.tv/remapradio | www.youtube.com/live/NnVi-08...

This was the first thought I had when I saw those lists of facilities being considered. It’s a trolley problem where on one side there is unused industrial space and on the other there are human beings. SOMEONE was gonna try and solve it with a bottle of lighter fluid.

part two of Making The Remap Crew And Likely Others To Torment In The Sims 1 (series name tbd) is starting in 20ish minutes over on twitch.tv/remapradio! i need to cause chaos… i need shit to go left as soon as possible…

Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.

“This guy is good at business he monetized gambling and made powerpoints about Ultimate Team revenue.“

I worked in recruitment and retention for years so I absolutely know why, but nothing cracks me up like the "you've read your last free article" on WIRED like The Conde Nasty Gunslinger has come to put me down.

Somehow nobody warned me that Sinners is basically, "What if your favorite Chieftains album tried to kill you?"

Good morning

Holy shit

Checking in on Remap's streams, @danika.bsky.social appears to be trying to build a conversation pit / mass grave in The Sims. twitch.tv/remapradio | www.youtube.com/live/KUt1WLV...

Danika is leading Janet and Chia on a quest to answer the all important question: How long would Remap survive if we all lived in one house? We're playing the Sims! twitch.tv/remapradio || youtube.com/live/KUt1WLV...

Man fuck this show

The harmonica lollllll

Things going poorly for the wealth management dweeb trying to unload his Cybertruck for half purchase price. Someone wished him luck with his Swastikar.

Everyone at the grocery store wanted to know how I do it. What’s the secret to being the King of Executive function? Well, there’s a lot to it, but one thing I do is save time by shopping while ravenous. I save myself a trip by imagining how good it would be to eat something, then grabbing it.

Lost power and had to clamber through three feet of snow to our generator and shovel it clear. They don’t call me the most rugged man in New England for nothing.

This one went really badly for me.

We have @jacobgeller.com and @grubb.wtf flying in to Minneapolis for our big ICE Out Charity Stream with @giantbomb.bsky.social! Tune in at 5pm Central as we raise money to protect our neighbors from ICE. youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...

Oh God drank half a bottle of champagne on stream as a bit and am utterly ruined and I want pizza so bad.

Did you feel like the 24 Hours of Daytona was a little lacking in excitement? You want a little more chaos in your sports car racing? A little less competence? Do I have the stream for you! twitch.tv/remapradio || www.youtube.com/live/vEUN9Ba...

Have watched so many Bulls games we’ve started to recite the Ankin Law ads during the breaks.

Last time we didn't make "progress." But we made "progress" in our hearts. Will this be the RV There Yet? stream where @robzacny.bsky.social ragequits on @danika.bsky.social, @cado.bsky.social, and @patrickklepek.bsky.social? Twitch: www.twitch.tv/remapradio // YouTube: youtube.com/live/2TxnXrJ...

In @robzacny.bsky.social's darkest hour, he turns to @bradshoemaker.bsky.social and @willsmith.fun for advice on fixing a home networking nightmare versus adapting to the nightmare. remapradio.com/podcasts/epi...

We might have finally found the point where Mina will say “This is enough snow.”

A beautiful afternoon digging out hydrants in my neighborhood. Do I think the plows will come entomb them again? Yes.

New email from Trahan and I don’t think Dems would be focused this much on Noem if they didn’t know she’s doomed. But they are gonna try hard to pretend the agencies were fine until recently. One problem being, I think both these killings in Minnesota were carried out by long-serving agents?

Watching Downhill Racer for @shiftf1podcast.bsky.social but it also awakened a need to play No One Lives Forever

C'mon gang. There's a very good but obvious joke here. If BlueSky is going to be a serious sports platform I need a dozen of you to make it at once.

People should be familiar with Izzy’s theory (which I refuse to check) that Gecko was created to skirt a screen actors strike and to quash the revolutionary potential of Gex.

What’s your ranking of insurance mascots you want to see banished to the Phantom Zone. For me, ascending: Gecko Flo’s friends Flo Doctor Rick Doug Peyton Emu State Farm Athletes Jake Any other LiMu character Every State Farm Character

Okay whose fault do you think it is that i interpreted this oil gauge as 3/4 full when I checked it mid week before the storm? Note the color scheme and orientation of the gauge! It’s obviously the manufacturer, right?

My rep, Trahan, is kind of a perfect reflection of whatever Dem party leadership wants the message to be. She says nothing until that is decided then makes a statement about how passionately she’s always believed that. So my guess is this is a decent glimpse of their goals and their off-ramps.

Christ the video of that killing is horrifying. But what happens in it is also far worse than calling it a shooting gets across. It is an execution. There’s a single unjustifiable shot and then a decision to just fire several more rounds into a prone victim.

Phew got my blizzard supplies laid-in: distilled water, preserved food, RCA switcher, new streaming DAC, flour, eggs…

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Sad sports reflections continue with @troyg.bsky.social on the Blue Jays, nationalism, and hope. remapradio.com/articles/nin...

I just thought everyone should see this

Another long shift aboard the RV wherein I will attempt to drive my family up the mountain while enduring their japes. twitch.tv/remapradio // www.youtube.com/live/h0cm8iC...

How cool would it have been to wake up after the Reichstag fire and see Zentrum post “thinking about this king” and it’s a picture of Wilhelm I?

Hey what’s going on with my beloved Lawrence? Also are they significant Appleton landlords now? The university is renting out one and two bedrooms, according to this mailer?

Some auctions sell a car. Others, an entirely new life. bringatrailer.com/listing/1968...

Question for folks. Want to do some deep frying but would never do that over open flame. Should I just get an induction burner or are there consumer grade dedicated deep fryers that are any good?

"I don't think you can understand the difference between being a fan of a cursed team versus a bad one until you have lived it." This is an important distinction.