DAVID MONTGOMERY

America’s Game of the Week is Cowboys-Bears and if that doesn’t exactly describe the state of this benighted land.

A meeting of the minds.

Getting ready to spin the wheel of GeForce NOW with @robzacny.bsky.social, @patrickklepek.bsky.social, and @cado.bsky.social! First up, we're going to jump off the deep end and see what World of Tanks is all about. #sponsored Twitch: www.twitch.tv/remapradio YouTube: youtube.com/live/pKHXNCP...

At least we don't need to pretend to take Abundance seriously as a policy project.

World of Tanks was not ready for me. I am unstoppable. I knew 2.0 was the time to jump in and bring the thunder down on these scrubs.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Absolutely DOMINATING World of Tanks with the 2.0 update. Great time to dig in, just like I thought. Weird that most players just seem to put their names instead of handles, but maybe that's just how Boomerfied it is. Either way, MORE FOR ME.

Just fell back in love with Market Basket so of course the CEO who kept prices low and service good just got ousted.

Is this our Reichstag 360 noscope?

Oh my mounting dread as Tilly has taken to rearing up on her hind legs and slapping at the door handles.

Gorgeous night! Time to break in that grill! <opens lid> Okay! So: the grill is full of mice.

Just caught THREE woodpeckers working on our roof.

Looks like Caleb Denison is finally out of copyright jail. The detail here that he had legal advice 5 weeks before leaving Digital Trends and it still turned into a $65k legal battle for him suggests a lot about that split. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FABN...

Me: Oh look at that little squirrel out there digging up his treasures! So cute! And does he have a little bunny friend?! 😍 Me, after ten days: Where’d all these holes come from? I am gonna break my god damn ankle.

Just testing to see if things are hooked up correctly but also to stream a short investigation into whether we can identify the most decadent pepper mill on the market. twitch.tv/remapradio || youtube.com/live/TCNK6b4...

Listening to the last HOA Patrick and I recorded before the move just to see what my expectations were and just LAUGHING. Need to build a time machine and warn that guy.

Sherlock Holmes and the Ancient Power Brick

The “there’s no coke on this boat” exchange from Usual Suspects except it’s me trying to find all my office peripherals.

Me: God I can’t wait until we move to the beautiful house in the woods. Me, after five days: What is with all these God damned FLIES?

The market basket near me had New England Cousin Richie on the PA. Just incredible vibes. But it was Richie when he was working at the fancy restaurant… and that MB was so nice it was not entirely out of place. But it feels weird to have MB moving into Mariano’s / Wegmans territory.

I am so happy we got a breed that can unpack a living room. Obviously it’d be better if she could handle electronics hookups by herself but I can’t begrudge her rest.

With the kitchen stuff mostly put away behind columns of identical drawers and cabinets I realize I desperately need a label maker or I am going to melt down every time I need a utensil and seasonings.

Folks, they’re calling it the protomolecule, sasa ke. All these big strong belters come up to me, they say “bossmang

I have recently made some life choices where I am regularly at high risk of injury from low hanging metal beams and flanges. Nothing can be altered about this situation. So where does one acquire a leather helmet these days? Not for a costume. For actual protection.

Feels like this beautifully designed kitchen didn’t really consider the height requirements of economy size boxes of Reese’s Puffs.

This team sucked. But Jefferson was an absolutely miserable bore. He and Burke had no chemistry and mostly talked past each other. Breen didn’t help, I think because he was trying to leave all the color to them but it basically amplified the problem. Play by play didn’t engage at all with analysis.

Beat this downpour and hailstorm by like ten minutes.

Me sowing: here is every cable that was part of my office studio setup in one box. That way at least it will all be together and I won’t have any trouble hooking everything back up.

Excitedly scurrying through the new place finding all the stuck windows and broken light switches. I own these problems now!

Probably should have known the move would always happen last minute with almost nothing prepared. Just frantically jamming important paperwork in bags while packers are boxing up everything around me. Feel like I’m fleeing to join a government-in-exile.

The absolute worst thing about the F1 summer break is all the team socials posting stuff like a picture of a revolver with the caption, “My cure for missing #F1” We’re all tired and want a break! Stop pretending a vacation is a sentence to Alcatraz!

Few things make me understand major league pitching like the way I become a menace to dishes and glassware the longer the dogs keep making me throw their toys.

deedra meero / syril karn coffee shop AU where she pulls the most appalling incinerated shots you've ever tasted and he spends the entirety of every chapter having a panic attack in the bathroom

Saw lemme hit that

Jimmy Dobson dead it’s time for a TikTok thread

That's the thing! If I'm following the show notes correctly, wasn't a fiasco at all- he broke even. The fact that he can fuck everything & still break even is a testament to how much support structure there is to protect dumbass estate owners from their own mistakes.

Best computer for instrumentality: MELCHIOR-MAGI 1 Also good: BALTHASAR-MAGI 2 Upgrade pick: CASPER-MAGI 3

Just for you, our followers: some high-resolution Gex we got off the press CD we just digitized

*Warren Zevon voice* Don't the trees look like

Great, acting, great characters, the most nimble and imaginative direction of Robert Redford's career, some of the best dialogue possibly ever written, and a career best performance by Martin Scorsese under Redford's guidance. Even Rob Morrow's unfortunate eyebrows and accent can't damage it

Okay Kelley Earnhardt is the fucking hero of this documentary.

Watching the Earnhardt doc… stock cars really did look like production cars into the 80s. Were they totally homologated under the skin or did the differences in make translate to real differences in performance?

Okay just hear me out on this remapradio.com/articles/why...

There should be a special technical achievement for the cigarette smoke in Mafia The Old Country. Looks absolutely incredible, fills me with yearning.

Honestly I thought I’d come up with a plan to get out of learning Rematch on-the-job with Janet and Cado but alas twitch.tv/remapradio | www.youtube.com/live/06zna4G...

Literally had an Amazon page open for this when Gault reached out to ask me if I’d gotten one of these before they vanished. Then he decided to turn this post into an own.

get in sluts we’re popping mood elevators