There are more chase scenes in The Chair Company than most cop shows

"Doritos were invented at Disneyland" is one of those weird facts that shouldn't feel true but is anyway

Why doesn't anybody ever talk about the fact that Stevie Ray Vaughan quit guitar so he could star in the Fast and Furious franchise

The way this robot animorphs into a column of shame after falling over is grade A comedy

Ok, but it is weird to be actually attracted to the cartoon dog from Animal Crossing right? Like come on

This was written by AI

Finally got around to trying Modern Family. This might be the most overrated sitcom I've ever seen.

Speed Racer 4k is coming in 2026 thank you Zohran Mamdani

2026 already shaping up to be better than 2025

I started the year with a raise and a promotion. I ended the year unemployed by choice. I'm kicking off the new year by launching a new business. I'm scared as hell but I'm excited to give this dream a try after 8 years of false starts.

Watching the Stranger Things finale with my girlfriend has confirmed something I've been thinking since season 1: this could've just been a 2 hour movie

Kid Rock's origin story

A funny as hell dude gone too soon. Rest in peace Mike.

I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many), and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, a very Merry Christmas!

Stepping out of his own time machine, no doubt

We're all still searching for answers this baby isn't special!

Rachel should've ended up with Joey

A cut of Train Dreams with no narrator could have been a hell of a film. With the narrator it's just... fine.

Wake Up Dead Man, good

Oh, poor baby! 60 meetings!? How did he ever survive?

Saw Blind Guardian tonight, finally fulfilling a dream of 22 year old me

This is, hands down, the worst candle I've ever smelled

Also, seeing RRR in a mostly empty theater with 5 of my good buddies. We smiled. We cheered. We shouted like maniacs. And this was just in the first 30 minutes of the movie.

Speed Racer. Saw it in a nearly empty theater with my little brother and at the end of the movie we were literally on our feet cheering. Still one of the best. I watch it several times a year and the magic hasn't worn off yet.

Finally saw Joker 2. Dogshit movie. I loved it.

People ARE dumb, actually. For example, they think Donald Trump cares at all about making things better for them

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

I'm tired of Mr. Beast. It's time for Mr. Bwest to rise

Smiling Friends good

MY FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE WRAPPED: 13 items listed 0 items sold 53 spam bots 17 people who said they could "pick it up today" and then backed out 92 people who asked "Is this still available" and then ghosted 13 attempts to get your Venmo password

Every game should have a button that says "I'm smart enough to run my video games from an SSD" and it automatically dedupes your data. We've been held hostage by backwards people using HDDs for too long

I have never ordered a shirt so quickly

Watching The Witcher season 4 and all I can say is that the show's editor must have been drunk for the entirety of post production

Never give up Never surrender Stronger floor Ceiling? No-ender

Mashed potatoes have two possible temperatures when taking them out of the microwave: "ice cold" and "extracted from the core of the sun"

After seeing it three times, I can finally confirm that Hundreds of Beavers is a perfect movie

Do I need to see Wicked Two Good or Wicked Three Good to understand Wicked Four Good?

Co-signed. Maybe the worst of the Disney Star Wars movies in terms of pulling the wool over peoples' eyes and convincing them it's good

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That's my secret, Cap: I've always got Vengabus stuck in my head.

I'm at the being sick stage where I'm eating the spiciest food possible in hopes that raising my body temperature and sweating like a hot hot will kill whatever is trying to kill me

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

I was just saying the other day that there is no reason for any food app to every log me out and require me to sign in again. Who are they protecting me from

Just listened to two guys at Denny's talk about the Devil for half an hour like he's a real guy. The devil isn't the reason you failed your welding certification and your wife wants to leave California, Brian!

Cookie Marie is a sleepy snuggly kitty today

Baby girl what are you doing

They replaced the single lane with individual lanes at Costco food court because Americans are too stupid to queue

Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/