Weird way to find out that I've dropped out of the Great American State Fair

CELES NO

RIP to the Las Vegas Sphere (2024-2025)

Joined my first D&D group in like 20 years and of course someone has to miss the first session

Maybe I'm naive about how pools work but can't they just take all the water out

there's been a crazy trend lately of people posting before/after photos with the after photo on the left and the before photo on the right and i have no idea why

I guess we'll just have to wait and see

Oh no! Our poor warfighters

Just found out that there's stuff in my food and I am NOT happy about it

A lot of people don't know this but the singular form of the name is Genghi Khan

It's always "it's-a-me, Mario" and never "it's-a-we, Wario"

Martin Scorsese has died

Our foster babies for the next few weeks. In the back we've got Sleepy, Snow White, and Bashful. Down center is Grumpy.

Even Grogu Does Dallas?

🎶 We took this trip to Garden Grove Smelled like methyl methacrylate inside the van 🎶

Restarted BG3 and decided to looksmaxx my way up the Sword Coast with Chaad the Bard

When I ask for sparkling water at the Olive Garden

Too late, I have already depicted you as the soyjak snail in the soil and myself as the chad snail on the soil

Megalopolis ass scientific name

It's actually crazy that Disney+ stutters as bad as it does

Every now and then I see something and I'm like "I could've done that" and then every now and then I see something where I can't even believe that the person who did do it, actually did it I feel like if I trained for 12 hours a day for 17 years I still couldn't do this

This is correct but they're also a post midnight food. Eating a hot dog at 7 PM is degeneracy though

Republican men: I'm an icon of masculine strength. I only eat red meat and drink cold beer. I drive a big truck to work physical labor for 16 hours a day and then I go home and mow the lawn with my bare hands. Also Republican men, somehow: I could not beat a 79 year old pedophile in a fistfight

Lieutenant Columbo giving Dr. Seuss notes during the writing of Cat in the Hat: "Just one more thing."

TED Talk? Not anymore he doesn't

I agree with this guy's opinion

There is no such thing as "Star Wars canon". Such a weapon would be obsolete given the technology level

I live in One Box Pretending to be Lots of Boxes and the placement of windows and other normal apartment features in my apartment is insanely stupid

Man, there really is no other show quite like The Wire. What an incredible achievement

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a private ballroom

Which sex pest called them Feastables and not Beastables

Got fired from the hospital cause I kept christening new babies with a champagne bottle over the head

Piloted a new improv format tonight and had a ton of fun. It needs a little work but it's really welcoming to new players and takes a TON of guesswork out of scenes to just let people play. Thanks to @dropout.tv and Hey Riddle Riddle for the separate but equal inspirations

It's not dangerous to authoritarians. It is, however, invaluable to people living under them.

Next blackout we are lighting up some White Clawndles

Next blackout we are lighting up some White Clawndles

The Astro Bot game is such a damnation of the Sony corporation, as if they roast themselves. They show they can publish a great, Nintendo-style family experience, and also all these franchises they're tied to, and they do none of this since.

"The Street Fighter movie looks bad" have you looked into the source material it ain't exactly Shakespeare

Honestly, bring this back. Enough with the black and white consoles. It should be just a tiny bit embarrassing for an adult to have one of these on the shelf

Not the point here but I have always loved how the M:I movies honor their own reality breaking tech. For anyone who's ever been like "well now that time travel exists why wouldn't they use it all the time", M:I answers by using this technology in every movie after it appears and it's always awesome

Japan figured out pants

They call them astronuts cause they love space. It's not much more complicated than that

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

As president my first act would be to reopen the Strait of Hormel to reduce chili prices for Americans everywhere

Kelly does it again

i fucking hate elementor but there is not another website builder with as much free shit as it offers so every day i struggle