I'm at the being sick stage where I'm eating the spiciest food possible in hopes that raising my body temperature and sweating like a hot hot will kill whatever is trying to kill me

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

I was just saying the other day that there is no reason for any food app to every log me out and require me to sign in again. Who are they protecting me from

Just listened to two guys at Denny's talk about the Devil for half an hour like he's a real guy. The devil isn't the reason you failed your welding certification and your wife wants to leave California, Brian!

Cookie Marie is a sleepy snuggly kitty today

Baby girl what are you doing

They replaced the single lane with individual lanes at Costco food court because Americans are too stupid to queue

Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/

Remember when Princess Diana died and Elton John just reused a song about Marilyn Monroe to honor her passing

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

Explain a film plot badly: "Bring your child to work" day goes horribly wrong for war veteran's co-workers

Dick Cheney tripped over his balls and died

Actual quote from Jonathan Puck, inventor of hockey:

❌ Dana ✅ Zuul

A single McDonalds hash brown is $3.69. Capitalism has failed

A jury of my peers? 12 improvisers who can't get through 90 seconds of conversation without doing bits?

It's like someone wove gray sweatpants into shoes

If a baseball game doesn't end after 9 innings, the fans should be allowed to join the game

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Vampire Survivors X Balatro? Don't mind if we do! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU2f...

It is very funny to watch The Shield in 2025 and the police are like "We gotta take down these guys bringing in super marijuana from Vancouver"

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Just watched The Fourth Kind (2009). Bad movie! Did not enjoy it!

I'm entering my Hawaiian shirt era and I'm loving it

hey game developers it's 2025 if your game doesn't start in fullscreen mode and auto detect my extremely standard resolution i'm going to refund your game immediately without bothering

I can't believe anyone is talking about Graham Platner as a serious candidate. What do you mean you didn't know using 'gay' pejoratively was bad until you were 37

People knew that ICE sucked even back in 2008 when Vic Mackey's ultimate punishment on The Shield was being forced to work for them for three years

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

People who sneeze into their hands instead of an elbow or tissue should not be allowed in polite society

Pretty embarrassing that "housing to be built near transit" is seen as important news in America

The true friends were the microplastics we ate along the way

Books shouldn't scream when you open them, but most do anyway

Game devs make a AAA game without pressing R2 to squeeze through a crack challenge level IMPOSSIBLE

Vampires on the summer solstice:

Facebook marketplace is a cesspool

The government shut down on the first day after I quit my job. I'm not saying I was keeping the country together but

Above all else this dude is a terrible public speaker. Plant your feet, bitch!

"We've had one rapture, yes. But what about second rapture?" "Don't think he knows about second rapture, Pip." "What about exaltation? Apotheosis? Translation? Ascension? He knows about them, doesn't he?" "I wouldn't count on it, Pip."

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Raptured! At the Disco

Somehow, Jimmy Kimmel returned

Every touch-free automatic car wash should come with a complimentary refund. Those things never fucking work

My "I did not kill Charlie Kirk" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "I did not kill Charlie Kirk" shirt

My girlfriend has had 3 people come to buy her ice cream maker this week. Every one of them has been surprised to find that they are not there to buy an ice maker. We have a literacy problem in this country.

Biblically accurate FBI agent

After today's events, I don't think I even feel like celebrating tomorrow.

So much for the "nothing good ever happens" crowd

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot thehardtimes.net/culture/anti...

It takes a good Charlie Kirk with a gun to stop a bad Charlie Kirk with a gun