every #nodak farmer out there: wtf man

Ben is a very serious person and is definitely operating in good faith. Except when he's a smol bean birthday boy who just runs a cute little joke newspaper, it's just a joke, god, why can't you fucking libs ever take a JOKE

Think about this every time some reporter insists they have to stay there.

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@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir.

Tom Emmer hasn't assimilated to polite society, so he should just go the hell back to where he came from.

nate's a degenerate gambler, so he gets bored easily, and the only thing you should take away from his advice is that life is too short to spend it being a degenerate gambler

Increasing odds that at least one of these guys exhibits significant and public signs of cognitive decline in less than five years and President AOC uses it (correctly) as justification to pack the court and undo everything they did.

a reminder that boomer esiason's most memorable contribution to sports is his name

The Supreme Court believes that there are exactly two forms of racial discrimination that the law must prohibit: Black people going to college, and Black people voting

John Roberts will want you to forget everything that happened this week at SCOTUS after he confirms that the first sentence of the 14th Amendment means what it says, please do not fall for it

Breaking the power of SCOTUS—both specifically to gut the Roberts court but also for all future courts—really does need to be a top priority of the next Democratic president

a big part of the problem - which packing the court will greatly mitigate - is that the court is both powerful and small, so it's both easy and heavily incentivized for a fedsoc to ensure that they've got judges in their pocket

this court is monstrous, completely out of control, and must be packed until its power is broken that was true yesterday, that is true today, and that will be true tomorrow even if they do hand Trump a defeat on birthright citizenship

DeWine is a coward's coward, and that he feels empowered to tell Trump to eat shit on this is a sign that our big wet president is juiceless.

you'd be shocked to discover that a judge ruled that rape allegations against this man were "substantially true"

Senator Susan Collins continues to claim that Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson—whom she confirmed—voted to uphold Roe v. Wade. But KBJ wasn't yet on the court for that case. Incredible stuff www.wmtw.com/article/sen-...

acute lymphoblastic leukemia was a fucking death sentence in 1950 and has a 5y survivability rate of over 90% today

hey @nytimes.com, wondering how many kinds of Parkinson’s you’d accuse Biden of having if he said anything this divorced from reality during the debate

I remember watching Russini when she was a local reporter in DC covering the Commanders. I'm not certain I would have put her in the top 25 DC area Commanders beat reporters. $800K is, uh, something.

BREAKING: BOSTON (AP) - Federal judge bars Trump from implementing proof of citizenship requirement to vote.

what’s happening tonight in NY is how we win the infrastructure is there, you don’t have to build it from scratch, it’s called the Democratic Party you just need to go and wrest the controls from the people who aren’t serious about doing what needs to be done, and as tonight shows, that’s doable

TBH I feel like Mamdani has bent over backwards to demonstrate that he's not remotely antisemitic, and guys like Frum who will call him an antisemite anyway on the basis of his religion and anti-Zionism are doing the work of bona fide antisemites

given what Elon is willing to say out loud now, I’m amazed he’s not willing to say the actual reason he wanted to kill USAID, which is its role in the end of apartheid

"you won't put kids on the phone with me, you must be fake"

For the past 20 years, Zuckerberg's only idea has been "what if we made a worse, somehow even more unethical version of another company's product"

Thank you, Judge O'Connor, for this useful precedent when the perpetrators of the current regime, including their co-conspirators in the judiciary, need to be sentenced.

remember this the next time the @nytimes.com platforms Rufo

these sentences are wildly vindictive and disproportionate and should be commuted immediately by the next non-fascist president

Sue CNBC, sue Joe Kernan personally, sue Rand Paul personally. Sue them for hundreds of millions of dollars, Dr. Fauci.

Any Democrat willing to take these monster’s money should be ferociously purged from the party.

Absofuckinglutely not.

Trumpian complexity: a measure of the time it takes to explain a given topic to a layperson; a 1T complex topic requires exactly the amount of time that the median person can tolerate being downwind of Trump

Starmer’s resignation is a warning, but we’ve run this experiment at home. Sinema, Golden, and Fetterman made the same bet: that poll-tested moderation is a safe harbor. All saw their support crater. In a moment like this, tacking right isn’t the safe play, it’s the thing that sinks you.

one of the real problems that rubio or vance is going to have in 2028 is that both men are, at some level, capable of shame, and trump's approach only works if you're utterly shamless; 95% shameless won't cut it

@peark.es actual lol

Crowley was easily the vilest regular on the McLaughlin Group, an almost unbelievable achievement for a show that counted Pat Buchanan and Rich Lowry amongst its regulars, to say nothing of McLaughlin himself.

@dicknixon.bsky.social sir, care to comment? :)

timed perfectly for market opening, imagine that

The PSL challenging Sherrod Brown is legit the dumbest shit I have ever seen. what a bunch of LARPing freaks

three things can be true: 1. Politically: No, we haven’t ceded all notions of patriotism to the GOP, that’s nuts 2. popular culture almost universally portrays the government and patriotism in a negative and/or cynical light 3. far more people care about #2 than #1

I’m a six or seven seed dad that no one wants to face in the wild card round.

tfw you get blitzed on mint juleps before your Sunday show hit

@haydonmp.bsky.social yep, misidentifying someone who is very clearly not his daughter, things are going frontotemporally great

Nothing particularly creative to say about this, it’s just dementia tbh. Found an old picture of a blonde (looks like it’s Clinton-era Camp David) and thinks it’s his daughter. Pretty much a textbook symptom.

Ken Paxton let a pedophile back on our streets. Adam Hoffman—an admitted child molester—should have gotten life in prison, but Paxton gave him an Epstein-style sweetheart deal. Today I’m calling on Paxton to release the Hoffman Files. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas.

His toughest opponent yet turned out to be photosynthesis. #AlgaeGate

when your nominee for Senator is a subhuman monster who runs cover for pedophiles, your only move left is to try to paint his opponent as subhuman, no matter how ridiculous that seems

this just confirms what most of us expected: that Talarico was the best candidate and Crockett in the general election would have been a disaster.