Nat King Cole: "and so I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 - 92" 93 year old people:

Your ability to raise your voice to me is like a health bar. It'll hit zero and all of the sudden that little blue arrow is green

Trying to be more in the spirit so I'm going to this tree lighting

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Happy Birthday to the finest Fraternity on earth and the second best rapper to walk the earth

I see the comment sections of things and I no longer feel perplexed or exasperated I actually feel dread. Ppl legit don't understand sarcasm, nuance, have no basic historical knowledge to serve as reference points for conversations, ad hominems are rampant, like, what happens when everyone is dumb?

Introduce yourself as a black tv character

I had to switch phones and forgot about the skyline. Just redownloaded. But I have been cheating on bluesky with IG and the clock app

I’m making espresso martinis who want one

I hope everyone had a wonderful day with filled with love, family and food. I sure did.

Titi me pregunto

Is Beyoncé’s back okay

Boycott

Good morning. Safe travels to all getting on the road this week. Pay attention and keep distance.

Everybody should be watching Pluribus

I think it’s hilarious and annoying that if you look up a recipe or a cooking idea on the internet you have to sift through the entire life story of the author of the recipe going all the way back to when dinosaurs roamed the earth instead of just showing the fucking recipe

Shedeur Sanders is the first Browns QB to win his first career regular season start since 1999. Cleveland's past QBs were 0-17 before today.

⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️ Shedeur made me some money #Browns

We throwing our wrists up today chat. Happy Shedeur day!!!

One of the things I hate about my current life is you be vibing in a convo with somebody and they innocently/casually speak about your Mom assuming she’s alive cause you don’t look old enough for somebody to Mom to be gone. Heart jumps out your body and you just pretend ur okay

Right passenger on the wrong journey.

Tang wasn’t the right word 😂😂😂😂. Use seasoning or flavor lol.

Every bit of 40

Private equity bought Jersey mikes, my favorite sandwich chain about to be awful now

Doubletree putting the calorie counts of their cookies on the package is too much negativity for me

I love this little boy so much. I’m gonna heal him one day

Me on instagram: this random older black gentleman said some very kind words to me and spoke life into me and it kinda made me emotional My friend:

I guess it’s my time to shine. Quarter Zip Quarter Zip Quarter Zip AYE!

I am happy to announce my hangover is official gone

What sick person thinks of this lmaooo

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People calling turkey dry is a skill issue

Tonight was an incredible night. I’m so blessed.

It’s 5pm. Looks like night time. And I’m stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the freeway. We were not put on earth for this

I hated onions as a kid. In college I had an experience with an onion that taught me the value of them and I’ve enjoyed them ever since lol

think ima hit the rodeo, essence, and bike week in 2026, get me the nigga triple crown award

Man!!!!

What the hell is this don’t put meat in greens propaganda I’m seeing on the skyline these days

Eyes

Going out alone is so enjoyable lol. It’s a choose your own adventure and character archetype game every time

Spirit Halloween taking over every target by 2027

Kinda wanna go to the Leon Thomas concert tomorrow but I also work 7-7 and it starts at 8 lol

Suggested content is so annoying.

Welp. I know what I’m having for dinner now

I hate having to play the nonchalant game, I am the least nonchalant person in the world

This be healing me

Raheem Devaughn “Four Letter Word” is still one of the best love songs ever made

Cause you're not my girl, but you still my muse Make me wanna get my money up and spend it on you