I had the playlist jawn I think my first five were: • The Pack - I’m Shinin’ • T.I. - Bankhead • Zion I - Dont Lose Your Head • Snoop Dogg - Candy (Drippin Like Water) • Wiz Khalifa - Say Yeah

ONIONADE LMFAOOOOOOOOO

I knew today I’d be stressed but ending my day like that was nawt on the bingo card

Lemme gon head and poured some wine….

If you really like her, this becomes enjoyable honestly.

Thought it was my dick, but whole time it’s my thumb ….

Making a marriage joke at a time like this ….. nigga

You know what I fuck with? Comfortable silence. I'm doing my thing. You doing yours. Then we pick up naturally at some point.

Oh a lot of people are about to d*e

South Philly ate with this one thing 💕

…..this door placement is making me feel so uneasy……. The mat makes it worse

I love my city. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

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The NWSL Playoffs are just starting, and we’ve already been blessed with some screenshot-worthy reactions 😂

Mind you NYT wrote “Mike Brown was no angel” Tom Cotton wrote we should bomb protesters Bari Weiss wrote Asian Americans weren’t real Americans meaning people outside the group targeted did that Bht “Did women ruin the workplace” WHICH WAS COWRITTEN BY A WOMAN is too far

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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

Last month, they became the world’s most valuable private company. this month…

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE MOSQUITOS IN NOVEMBER IN FUCKING PHILADELPHIA!?!?!?

They were ready to use bayonets on Black citizens. The photo is good to remind some* people how Black folks fought for rights that some so carelessly relinquished. And how that bravery and sacrifice is being eraced.

Nancy Reagan’s bone residue is SHAKING in jealousy!

Did you really live life if you’ve never inhaled 6 cans of Brisk Ice Tea back to back?

Im an inspiration to the youth

Morning glory and canna seed pods *happy wiggle*

Ima run the Rocky Run next year

I really really really really hate that yall would rather call a nigga gay than an evil person……

Update: *pretends to be shocked*

Gonna assume the author is a white man (probably straight) brb

Not me finding out I’m DL bc I had some Taco Bell 💔💔💔💔 omg

You’re a bi woman that refuses to “even look at” a bi man? Y’all funny asf…

These weird, lonely, detached from reality ass dweebs need to be stopped. Needing all this bc you can’t be a decent human and cant see them as nothing more than numbers.

Disgusting behavior

The family member that’s obviously only following you on social media to keep tabs for the rest of the family is weird…. Like do yall have a roundtable discussion about who it’s gonna be or what?

Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me. It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op. No warrant—just pure cooperation. Stay woke, y’all. Waymo is I.C.E.

These boys were kidnapped outside the courthouse, appearing for their immigration court date.

Game night sounds like a solid idea

Oh you said nobody has ever loved me? The girl I created with Grok loves me! Leave me alone!

Gonna keep working these accessories. everything strong, toes on up.

I genuinely don’t wanna go back on meds but I can feel my manic episodes coming now

Stop lacking a backbone.

Letting other humans dictate who gets to live or die is not normal. Fight or flight has to kick in at some point.

Back in April "A little-known firm with investors linked to JD Vance, Elon Musk and Trump could get a piece of the federal expense card system — and its hundreds of millions in fees." Could this be used to drain SNAPS monthly pipe treasury?

So it was sound check that whole time….. tuh.

i will also go on record admitting that customer service is very shit right now & doesn't make me want to spend money however comma, if people were paid better--NOT FORCED TO SMILE--maybe that would improve? idk, just spitballing here

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I’ve seen a few of y’all promoting this “artist”. This is AI. Y’all almost fooled me into giving it a try. I DO NOT CONDONE!

Im really glad Im kinda getting away from the whole “right message, wrong messenger” thing. Idk why two things can be true at once goes out the window in those instances

Loomer would def eat a squirrel.

Now Toure bout to go and correct them and now Im annoyed

my most antisocial opinion is that old people should not be allowed to interact with retail workers and pharmacists on their own. it should not take TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES to get a prescription, you are just an asshole.