Tim Meadows using Don Cheadle as his 90's avatar is hilarious 😂

Happy Chinese Food Friday to @nyx-19.bsky.social

Good morning, and happy Friday.

I just showed this to the Mrs and she literally screamed 💀

I don't know... he was the world's greatest detective and couldn't see that she was ug*signal lost*

Not everybody has a garden to drink coffee in bitch!

“Oh so my day ain’t beautiful cause it’s cold outside?! FUCK YOU AND YO BEAUTIFUL DAY FUCK ASS NIGGA!!”

You: It's a beautiful clear day out.. Them: IT'S CLOUDY AF HERE NIGGA RAARRRRRRRRR!!!!

You said:

Me watching all the snow reports:

Toya vs Tony right now 🤣🤣🤣

This you right now

Lion King remaster?

Breakadawn by De La Sol is still my jam to this day.

Jesus... 😭😭😭😭

I think my first cologne was Calvin Klein Obsession, because I didn't really know any better lol.

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Good morning. Please keep me in your prayers this morning. Nothing bad happened, I just forgot my earbuds and I've already got somebody sitting near me on speakerphone at 4:48am 😫

I'm gonna miss those chicken crispers... the Nashville Hot joints... 🥲

That yelling Fraggle seems like they have A LOT of things going on with them...

"Younger"?...

X-TRA.

I need Vanessa Williams to do a "What were you like in the 90's" joint... because WHEW.

Me, when someone gets on an elevator with no cart or visible limp or ailment, and you go up 1 floor:

Nothing makes my day quite like getting a text from my kid. 🥰 The rest of the day I'm just like

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hold up... the Crosby to Ravens trade got botched?? WTF??

It is 4:54am as I type this on train. There's an unspoken rule that with it being THIS early on the morning, everybody collectively shuts the fuck up... Today, a group of chatty-ass niggas are on the train. Loud as fuck. 😡

Somebody saw that post and sprinted to their gym and started launching 3's 😭😭

Good morning.

So, nobody is gonna discuss the fact that the Heat let THE WIZARDS score 129 American ass points on them? No? Aight, I guess...

Bam going off... gonna have to skip the Lebatard show tomorrow. Jeremy is gonna be INSUFFERABLE.

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2.96 for gas TODAY is insane.

Stomach gone sound like the SpottieOttieDopalicious horns.

Nigga you live next door to Satan. You don't count. 😭😭😭

#TheBrand just took a hit. Hating on Summer in March. Ya hate to see it. 😭😭😭

THIS!!!!

She said your ears are in bloom bruddah... 😭😭😭

I typed in "Geno" and autocorrect changed it to Genocide... 💀💀💀

What kind of cruel joke are the Jets pulling here mayne? Genocide don't deserve this!!

Its under review. You should receive a letter within 7-10 bidness days 😭😭😭

What YT man's hand is this? 😭😭

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"Did I remember to lock the door to the lair?...." - Harry...probably.