*Summons @chucktownbabe.blacksky.app with her Bat-signal*

Aight Yo... 😂😂

I got 3. 2 of them with hoods.

We did it for 2 yrs from NJ to CA. Through ups and downs and all arounds, 21 yrs later. Here we are.

"Hopped up on hormones and trans surgeries" is such a wild thing to say... and these dummies will believe every word of it. #LRS

truly one of the most evergreen memes ever made

*removes "in".

As a fellow 54yr old, I could not imagine have a 24 yr old girlfriend AND a new baby. These celebs are WILDIN.

Now see... 💀💀💀

Its funny because my circle of ppl on Twitter was WAY smaller than it is here. A good chunk of the ppl I interact with on here were on Twitter and I had zero interaction with them. 🤷🏾‍♂️

<----Wishes today was Friday. 🫩

Y’all gotta stretch, take a shit and drink some water. That’ll help with a lot. You dehydrated, tense and clogged up. No wonder you mad.

Good morning.

This is my kinda carrying on!

This is INSANE.

Damn I forgot all about this.

And we ain't got not one Doomsday trailer. SMH. Maybe they'll release it closer to Spiderman coming out.

Yall really love trying to suck the fun outta shit

💀💀

🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾

#RawEmSpoons 💀💀💀💀

Charlize gotta stop skipping leg day.

#DontHiFiveMeWhileImTappinDatAssBro #MatterAFactCanWeMakeItDarkerInHere

Do you really need that T and E if you have the 8 there? A better title would have been "SOULM@TE"? Dah well... *Goes back to sipping tea.*

I just passed a place in SF called "Zip Zap Hair" and immediately thought of @aczu4.bsky.social 😭😭😭

@officialblee.blacksky.app Happy Birthday menace!!

Why are you being the protein police tho?

YO TEACH YALL CHILDREN TO COVER THEY MOUTH WHEN THEY COUGH!!!!

PRO-DUCE...

I get emails from Entertainment Weekly because I used to subscribe to it once upon a time and its cool for updates etc. But the amount of TE and Long Back wedding details I've been getting... I 'm about to block TF out of them.

Ain't that the truth.

I hope this woman in the chair is an actor and not someone who paid for this nonsense.

Seen online: FIFA: Fixing It For Argentina

3 straight goals in like 10 minutes... that's wild man.

EGYPT WHAT YOU DOING???

Hello Friends! Coming to you all again with an ask for our school. To minimize damage to our floors and assist our custodians with keeping the floors shiny, we are planning to put tennis balls on our classroom desk and chair legs. We need as many as possible! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

And you were doing so well this morning...

The barber prices... THE TIPS??? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

@syndicatedghost.blacksky.app Happy Birthday Bro!!

Yoooooooooooooo

Are people ok??? Like seriously, ARE YALL OK???

AYO, WHAT IN EVERY GAHT DAMN FUCK???

I see there are some people on their Cersei Lannister energy today.

Good morning.

I do feel bad for the players tho. They didn't ask for the Orange Scourge to get involved. Damn shame.