I'm happy to see Jacoby trying to get what he thinks he's worth... "THINKS" being the operative word here... This ain't gonna go the way he wants it to.

Might could make some sun tea this weekend.

Rob Base died?? Damn #RIP

God bless yall who are throwing full on BBQ's for large groups this year. Unless you're a member of #TheLeague it's gonna be a struggle.

Bobby Drake.

This is an overreaction.

DA FUK???

So I'm confused. Is Hardy in season 2 of Mobland or no?

BUT I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO SAY 😭😭

Small bit of advice: Never listen to a man who tells you he's a good guy. He should show you. Period.

The first mistake was making a meeting on Friday morning before a holiday weekend. Because what?? 😂

He pops in every few years trying to reconnect and I've decided to stiff-arm him out of the picture. You had ALL the chances over my 54 yrs of being on this rock to have something and chose to half-ass it. I'm cool bro. Enjoy your life. Because I certainly am.

I have a good Mom. She made mistakes because she had me young. But we're good and are best buds. My sperm donor is another story. Not present. If I totaled up the amount of time we spent together over the course of my life, it might total up to a day and a half. And that's being generous.

Ayyyyeeeee.....

Well, ok then!

A strong 4.

I will never forget when I was in the front room and was putting together some shelving units for my wife... She stood in the doorway, looked at me and said: Now see, THIS is when you're most attractive...

Guess the meaning DO NOT CHEAT OR I’LL GET YOU Today’s word is - “Minacious” - ADJECTIVE Sentence - “He was a minacious person” #KeeksWoD

I've seen "dank" and "murky" to describe Junk-a-thon '26. Not a good look fellas.

Good morning, and Happy Chinese Food Friday to those who celebrate.

I.... am not mad at this.

Lemonheads, Alexander The Grape, and Boston Baked Beans... you could get all 3 for less than a dollar. What a time.

People are out here raw dogging jars of sauce?? They trust Prego and Ragu that much??

To the team that traded for me despite all my sex crime allegations and paid me a ridiculous sum of money while I sucked ass the entire time: I forgive you

People getting baptized with wave caps on these days?...

I rang that bell today. GOD IS GOOD!! Thank you to all the nurses and other staff that made this easy. Thank you for being kind, being in good spirits and keeping me in good spirits.

Banana Laffy Taffy is included in the orientation tote bag in hell.

SMH... He's lucky they picked up that 5th yr option.

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Popcorn will be popped and I will be front and center for this.

S/O @chelsisright.bsky.social

Is this code? Or....

💀💀

Rick James:

Good morning... Vacation Mode - ON [OFF] 😑😩

Others would refer to it as a play-date... but sure, let's go with what you said. 🤣🤣🤣

Literally me after three vodka crans.

I must be doing good because I'm not seeing a lot of the horniness that's plaguing the SL.

Stevie Wonder

Friendly reminder that they’re expecting us not to show up and show out for the midterms. That means we gotta do what we need to do for our local communities and to prove them summa bitches wrong. We are getting to them polls by hook or crook.

Light mode is for the youth. Now, the way these old eyes are set up?... 😂

Ok. Let's. Go.

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