CHARLES OAKLEY LIVES

We’re still talking about Democrats and republicans but I think we need to shift to think of for-profit and for-people candidates. The reason why establishment Democrats are on camera blaming voters for their vote is because they’re also not interested in democracy or your wellbeing.

You could. If its the right honey. Also, depending on the numbers days she's up under you.

He's. Not. Leaving.

I love to cook. Nothing makes me as happy as seeing the ones I love enjoy something I made for them. The first time I flew my Mom out and made her a ribeye? When she took that first bite and sat back, shook her head and said to me: Dave, that's REALLY good.

Hey man, I’m at the “if the Lord see fit” part of the program in my life. If I get a day to get up and be in good health I owe to myself and the people I love to try and win today. I might lose. But I MIGHT win. Tomorrow is another day. Yesterday is spoken for. Winning today is the goal.

The #MemeQueen strikes again.

Wow you guys are wildin today. Happy Friday?

Coochie Vitamins... Well. Alrighty then.

ALRIGHT.

Good morning yall. Happy Chinese Food Friday to those who celebrate!!

*Summons @chucktownbabe.blacksky.app with her Bat-signal*

Aight Yo... 😂😂

I got 3. 2 of them with hoods.

We did it for 2 yrs from NJ to CA. Through ups and downs and all arounds, 21 yrs later. Here we are.

"Hopped up on hormones and trans surgeries" is such a wild thing to say... and these dummies will believe every word of it. #LRS

truly one of the most evergreen memes ever made

*removes "in".

As a fellow 54yr old, I could not imagine have a 24 yr old girlfriend AND a new baby. These celebs are WILDIN.

Now see... 💀💀💀

Its funny because my circle of ppl on Twitter was WAY smaller than it is here. A good chunk of the ppl I interact with on here were on Twitter and I had zero interaction with them. 🤷🏾‍♂️

<----Wishes today was Friday. 🫩

Y’all gotta stretch, take a shit and drink some water. That’ll help with a lot. You dehydrated, tense and clogged up. No wonder you mad.

Good morning.

This is my kinda carrying on!

This is INSANE.

Damn I forgot all about this.

And we ain't got not one Doomsday trailer. SMH. Maybe they'll release it closer to Spiderman coming out.

Yall really love trying to suck the fun outta shit

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🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾

#RawEmSpoons 💀💀💀💀

Charlize gotta stop skipping leg day.

#DontHiFiveMeWhileImTappinDatAssBro #MatterAFactCanWeMakeItDarkerInHere

Do you really need that T and E if you have the 8 there? A better title would have been "SOULM@TE"? Dah well... *Goes back to sipping tea.*

I just passed a place in SF called "Zip Zap Hair" and immediately thought of @aczu4.bsky.social 😭😭😭

@officialblee.blacksky.app Happy Birthday menace!!

Why are you being the protein police tho?

YO TEACH YALL CHILDREN TO COVER THEY MOUTH WHEN THEY COUGH!!!!

PRO-DUCE...

I get emails from Entertainment Weekly because I used to subscribe to it once upon a time and its cool for updates etc. But the amount of TE and Long Back wedding details I've been getting... I 'm about to block TF out of them.

Ain't that the truth.

I hope this woman in the chair is an actor and not someone who paid for this nonsense.

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