Up eating a granola bar like a fucking loser cause I don't have better late night snacks 😔

Ngl, I was kinda hoping them folks kept playing around with that court order. I wanted that nigga arrested

They are a very hot couple

Fuuuuuuuuuck

I want to make out with somebody 😩. The full moon got me yearning

This child done lost her phone on the fucking football field 😒

Cause why do I wanna watch a movie about the world getting saved when nobody is saving US from villains!

It's actually really hard (for me) to find someone who is compatible sexually 😭

Sexual compatibility in a relationship is necessary. Life's too short for vanilla sex.

Men... I wanna hear it 👂🏼

Yall need to stop putting food items on your private parts 😐

Listen to the person you having sex with

If I'm feeling you, I wanna see it immediately 😩

Not my first encounter but I remember who taught me how to ride it 👀 Diamonds & Wood - UGK

Submission requires force

I'm ready to plant my feet and choke somebody's son

What sport is this?!!!?

Jason Stanley isn’t afraid to use the F-word when talking about President Donald Trump. The author of How Fascism Works and Erasing History: How Fascists Rewrite the Past to Control the Future is clear: He believes the US is currently under an authoritarian regime led by a fascist leader.

Depends on the trip. I start throwing stuff in a pile during the week leading up and then I actually pack the day of 😅

Her and Mike Johnson must have the same PR team

Will we ever get an honest answer? I dont even think they know it themselves.

Infinity play is Apple Music wackest feature

After Wednesday’s oral arguments at the Supreme Court, it appears that a majority of the justices will vote to halt Trump’s imposition of sweeping tariffs. But a loss for Trump will, in fact, be doing him a favor.

I’m sleep before they finish boarding.

👀

The folks who be on this app begging to be squirted on are the same folks saying they won't taste they own nut. Yall really be some fake freaks lmfaoooo

It was a scheme set up by Tony!!!

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Shaming people for using federal aid their own taxes pay for is where this country lost the plot.

No one: 8th century Saxons:

CNN: "A brand new report is out showing layoff announcements hit their highest level for October in over 20 years. It's painting a picture of a job market that is really hurting. US-based employers announced 150,074 job cuts in October, more than any October since 2003."

You immediately after he came

This is what keeps me abstinate. Imagine waiting 365 days just to be disappointed

Somebody with a penis please explain why yall hate makeup and weaves but visibly surgically augmented women doesn't bother you??

The D.C. man accused of assaulting a U.S. Border Patrol agent with a Subway sandwich was found not guilty by a jury

Ew

Just for funsies, I want somebody to make an itemized, color coded timeline of the Trump administration since January. I feel like nobody understands the instability of the administration until it's put into context

Fucking astounding

llfkfkdkdkdkdkdof he felt that spirit coming for him

“For nine months, Sky News' Data and Forensics team has been investigating whether X's algorithm amplifies right-wing and extreme content. It does.” Still intrigued not as to why folks still post there (each to their own, etc), but whether X still actually works? 🤷🏾‍♂️ news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

I have nothing to compare it to but I think this stew I made is delicious

That thing you’re putting off? Yeah go ahead and do it before it becomes a really stupid and unnecessary problem.

I'm so pissed off at the mistake I just made, I don't even want to talk about it

Of COURSE my research for an essay due in an hour didn't save and I have to try to find the sources again

They don't know how to regulate their happy hormones

Nigeria, a country rich in natural resources,a key player in Africa's mineral & energy sectors. Together w/South Africa & Algeria, it’s a leader in mineral production in Africa. From oil & gas to its solid minerals industry, Nigeria's geological wealth contributes largely to its economic backbone.

Is Nigeria even able to handle a military threat??? I feel like this is worse than when Trump threatened Denmark and Canada

This nigga got syphilis. He sounds deranged

Philippines destroyed, Jamaica destroyed, a Listeria outbreak in the US, SNAP still out, planes falling out of the sky, this only 5th day of the month chile

The world really going to hell in a handbasket