Frozen

Doug was the best Nickelodeon show in the 90’s.

Pepe Le Pew was a sexual predator and gave children a piss poor example of how to set and maintain physical boundaries.

I got an “extra special” hug waiting for me. They know who they are.

Ren and Stimpy had no business being for children.

Where tf we’re Shaggy, Fred, Velma and Daphne’s parents?

Wile E. Coyote had all the money in the world to buy Acme products and he cudda just been buying food/groceries.

The immediate jump to liking to “eat girls out” would have been the end of whatever weird friendship was left after his original confession.

Y’all definitely don’t know what tf yall be talking about.

The amount of times I saw the word “parasocial” on here this weekend made me go look the word up again to make sure I knew what it meant.

My jaw just kept dropping lower and lower to the ground. 😧

Buenos dias y’all!

Tubi has retro My Little Pony episodes and I just found my favorite one from when I was a kid. My night is made!!!

My favs and a few of my debauched mutuals.

I already know which list I’m on.

You know one of life's most disheartening things... Realizing very late in the day that one of your earrings is gone. Cuz for how long? Who noticed?? Nobody said nuffin??? Where tf did you lose it?? Like was it recently or late in the day??? The shit is a whole mindfuck.

Oh??

Beautiful

I’m so sorry but this is sending me😭😭😭

The fact that buddy pinned that skeet is so pathetic and hilarious. He ain’t never received this much attention and he is so proud. 😭

I’m also ticklish so there’s that.

A soft touch to my inner thigh will also get a reaction.

Varies. The spots that get touched the least are most sensitive but they eventually warm up. My lower back is gonna do it every time though.

You see he didn’t deny that he was proving my exact point. Lay down.

Yea to many people to argue with my thumbs hurt fr. But guess what worlds gonna keep turn I didn’t say anything to hurt anyone’s feeling I just made a observation

I was yesterday years old when I found out that there are different flavors of Beaver Nuggets I got a Bold and Spicy and a Salted Caramel

If everyone says you're dead, it's time to lie down.

You came back 5 hours later to prove the exact point I was making. That’s funny.

Spend $70 in Buc-ees. Totally worth it.

We up!

I myself sometimes find it (depending on what it is) difficult to not go for the things I want and know that I can have.

People do these kinds of things because they want to and have the ability to do so.

Good enough.

That man with the foot in his mouth gonna be giving the lesson at Holy Sky bible study next week. Watch.

With social media being the way that it is at what point do you look at your shenanigans in public and say enough is enough. Lol

Where are his homies? This tew much. Lol

Here’s a fun thing men can do when women are speaking on our lived experiences: STFU

The way these men stick up for Future, Tory and the like. Miss me with the bullshit.

The only Pisces slander I can co-sign with.

Wrestling niggas

Drove my mom’s truck to the baby shower yesterday and had the air set to Antarctica. This is after I had the hotel room set to deep freezer all night. Her: You are gonna have a rough time during menopause. 😩😭😭

Change little to a lot

I, however, am always here to slander foot niggas. ALWAYS!

I’m not here to slander foot niggas cuz by all means if you wanna put my big toe in your mouth I ain’t gonna stop you. But in public like that…😬

H-anus behavior

Finna get back on this road. I hope those knuckleheads don’t think I’m cooking today.

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