Shailene Woodley

Paradise

Watching Annie have this baby on Paradise and I see why sex during the apocalypse was a topic the other day. Y’all are funny.

Day tripping it to Myrtle Beach tomorrow for some all you can eat seafood.

I did. We hooked up. It was mid.

I was outside for a little while.

As far as they are concerned their proper name is Ma and Daddy.

As far as they are concerned their proper name is Ma and Daddy.

HERMES FW26 #pfw #parisfashionweek

This first episode of Paradise has me in shambles right now.

Who all lives in DC?

Happy Saturday y’all!

And drink.

Woke up with the sads. Probably gonna sit in my room and binge tv all day. And eat And cry.

They played them last 3 episodes all out of order and I hate when they do that. Either way…I finished Good Times. Living Single is up next.

Every chance the family had a chance to get out she kept them right there. Until she got married and left all they asses there.

Florida was so damn judgy it was sickening.

I fell asleep on the movie. Not because it wasn’t good but because it was late.

I just spent a bill at this movie theater.

Left my momma’s house earlier with some chocolate goodies!

Cherry slushie is a must have at the movies. I don’t even care if I don’t get popcorn. Need the red slushie.

We came to see Goat. I heard it was a good movie.

Adorable.

That little bit of Korean food I had earlier has worn off. I’m hungry.

I got the kids seats a row ahead of me. 😊

I’m ready for the date night.

These days you gotta go to the movies layered up. It be freezing in there. Hoodie and leggings every time.

Regular schmegular 😌

It’s actually not that bad for a teenagers bathroom. Also shared with another grown man. But it needs something more when a girl is going to be using it.

The kid is in there scrubbing that bathroom down. Lol Told him you can’t have a nasty bathroom when his girl comes over. She gonna talk bad about you. Lol

I picked my Easter (April) nails in January. I can’t wait!!!

The kid and his girl are going on another date tonight. We going to the movies.

Cuz who tf is Lucas?

Ain’t this how that lady’s son got kidnapped in All Her Fault? AHT! AHT!

In March we wear green. 💅🏽

Hair done. Nails and toes done. Eyebrows done. Let me go walk around Lowe’s or Home Depot for a little bit.

Painted my toes white once and I’ve never gone back to any other color since. It’s got me in a chokehold.

Gonna go pick up some Korean food for lunch and go sit with my momma for a bit.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

A man who is walking around with his momma’s last name should never have anything to say about single mothers.

Birthday hair is loading….

Whatever that peppermint shampoo stuff is my girl uses at the salon… I need that at home.

Buenos dias y’all!

There is only one thing I want bursting in my mouth and it ain’t these things.

Chocolate eclair ice cream >>> strawberry shortcake ice cream. Matter of fact… Strawberry ice cream <<<<

Tootsie pop >>> Blow pop

Elite lollipop right here and it’s not up for debate.

Ok good night.

The nutty buddy