I swooned and knew I wanted more.

My first tongue kiss was very Millennial. It was a legit game of 7 Minutes in Heaven.

Yup. Great first kiss and how I know I love kissing.

Karate Kid Legends is out. The final movie in the saga. I’m excited.

I got to “two finger” and was like 👀🫣😏 Then I saw bourbon.

I think that last beef she had with Megan was enough for everyone. As if marrying and procreating with a convicted rapist wasn’t enough.

Been looking at the comment sections on these Nicki and Cardi posts and no one is on Nicki’s side. Tragic how far she has fallen.

Got rid of my blue check and locked up my account.

Haven’t posted since December last year. DM’s still open though…for reasons.

Feet and sour cream? What’s happening!?!

Fried tilapia is egregious all on its own. On a Caesar salad is just…

About 2 years ago.

I was made in his image though so he already knows what’s up.

If yall don’t go to a new app who will I harass with my ass eating discourse???

We said that about Twitter and here we are.

I been on social media since AOL chat rooms. Yahoo Chat, BlackPlanet, MySpace, FB, IG, Twitter…: Not gonna sit here and say I ain’t joining anymore. Just depends really.

I say this but…

Aye man 😂😂

Trill Air Conditioner is what I like to call him.

And when I found out he was a short it all started to make sense.

Yea I will never believe the new hype. Fuck the rebrand.

That’s it??

There are certain people that when I see them going into work I wait about 10 minutes before I go in. I be trying to avoid the morning small talk.

Diddy could get 11 years?

Cardi had time last night. Sheesh!

Consistency and effort

Nigga hit me with the forehead kiss from the back.

I wanna like somebody again but the somebodies I have as option are 🫤

Fuck off Brian. Disrespectfully.

That butterfly feeling in your stomach that reaches to your heart and your vagina. Miss that.

I really miss being a lover girl.

My coffee is very mid this morning. Not sure what I did wrong.

Nigga is it still September??

Autocorrect be doing what tf it wants. SMH

Not sure how I was typing “buenos” earlier and “penis” is what typed out. 🥴

Buenos dias y’all!

I had no idea you can return Amazon packages at certain store locations now. No more return label bullshit. Love that for me.

Falling asleep being spooned would heal me right now.

Flicking the bean usually puts me right to sleep.

Thought about doing this but I’m gonna scan through my bookmarks instead.

And a man at that. Yikes!

How old is too old to be going to an NBA Youngboy concert?

He gave me a few prison stories as well and…

To be fair we were talking about the kid.

Not an hour on the phone with my BD. Am I getting soft??? Lol

Depends on who it is honestly.

You just had to say “deep” 🙄

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