hello fellow insomniac friends!

had leftover fried catfish and shrimp from last night, so naturally, I just made some good cheesy creamy smoked gouda grits this morning and made it all breffis.... good morning!

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May is International Masturbation Month. First observed in 1995 to stand with Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders who was fired by President Bill Clinton when she suggested that masturbation should be taught in schools as part of Sex Ed, the month seeks to destigmatize and celebrate self pleasure

Spirit Airlines, an impish upstart that shook the industry with its irreverent ads and deep discount fares, announced Saturday that it has gone out of business after 34 years.

Louisiana, we're early voting this morning. Voting NO on all 5 amendments. With the SCOTUS ruling and Landry's subsequent knobslobbing, I'm not sure we'll be voting for Primary Candidates today.

iono about y'all, but....

red?!

is it Friday or Fried-Day?

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🎶 and I don't do tricking but still might spoil a bitch, take her on expiration dates 🎶

and that sucks SO bad when it's unintentional. like life and circumstances and responsibilities and all that get in the way, and that drift just occurs, and you don't even realize it until it's too late usually....

man.

I wanna make a trip home just to try this. 🤤

this just how they be too.

When people ask, "How can I promote my art when the world is going to shit" I hear that as, "How do I have the right to make art when the world is going to shit" And... We need art more than ever during such times. You need to be making art more than ever during such times.

everybody's dealing with something. so tough to see how much everyone seems to be struggling without being able to fix things.

Landry’s career has been a crusade to limit the power of the state’s Black residents. boltsmag.org/jeff-landry-...

SMFH. I wish this state wasn't so terrible.

chall doin?!

sick fuck.

The Louisiana GOP has had control of the State House and Senate since fucking 2011, with the full trifecta at Governor for just about half of that time. And we're at the bottom in evey major category. Republicans are literally terrible for society.

Nightmare on Elm St. I wasn't scared of Chucky - he was a lil ass doll. Jason didn't scare Me - I wasn't about to be all in the woods and shit at some camp. Candyman scared Me - but I wasn't about to go nowhere calling his name. but Freddy got you in your SLEEP. in your DREAMS. fuck. that.

why y'all awake?

bro, how many people immediately recognized Mike Myers in Michael thought?! I saw the credits and was like, NO WAY that was him! but it was lol....

These are all different beverages and I’m honestly sick of being gaslit.

Screw it. Seriously, ladies and gents I am literally fighting to avoid falling behind in rent and dealing w/Texas courts. I broke down in tears twice Friday looking at my bank acct and the fear of me and my bird being put out hit me hard. Help. Me. Gang.😩😩😩 gofund.me/96dd717d2

you get 1 day a year to control the HAARP.

bruh. don't become the Character of the Day.... the Internet will dig into its farthest reaches to pile upon you....

okay, yeah.... Michael was VERY good. "Wanna Be Starting Something" was a great choice to start the movie too.

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"you want a whore in a white dress I want a wife in a thong"

seeing Michael should finally put an end to that stupidity that went around that MJ was saying "Imma say one more time I'm not gon stop"....

now that's NASTY.

hell yeah!

I'm high as Cooter Brown, folks.

This is my favorite part of events like this. Someone discovered a Twitter account made in 2023 with only ONE tweet. On December 21, 2023 the account tweeted: Cole Allen. That's it. No more tweets. That's the name of the alleged shooter

Chekhov's Gun. Outkast's Thang.

I wish Nip and Vic Mensa would have slapped him when they had the chance

and looking at how thr Mavs season went, and Klay's individual season went, I imagine that was as HORRIBLE as the all caps connotated.

She got Bone Thugs to perform for you for your born day, Klay. Bone Thugs. You don't deserve nice things nor thick thighs.

he's a Great Value Johnny Manziel, and after what Manziel ended up being as a pro....

yeah. that. @rude1.blacksky.team

I get that we believe in Shough. but behind him we have Rattler and ZACH WILSON! how could Nuss's DAD not be able to sway us to take a chance on him?!

follower mentality. same way a lot of niggas jumped on that "slander Black women" when it was going on on that other site, they've completely reversed course and are the "strongest supporters of Black women" now.

🤣 as it should be.

A few people blocked me for that akademiks post because they thought i supported him. And i applaud that because honestly fuck anyone supporting dude